i hate you

+4

this site will be killed™

+12

who is Ned M.?

-4

this inuit tracker will be burned™

+22

its hard to start a fire in the artic but i think it's necesary in this instance

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Better call Tommy he'll know what to do...

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^ As expected, this comment will be downvoted™

nice edits, could use a sound effect or something when the lazers hit the guy though

+1

when nedm kills an old man in alaska, do you hear him scream?

+37

I don't think so Tim.

+7

i got a minus six from a suggestion? thats a bit messed up.

+2

12

+6

Baker's Dozen.

+2

You sure have the best site I have ever seen in awhile. I never expected that!!

+13

I also did not see that coming.

+1

i love you

+4

After he said "Bear," I knew that the next one would be NEDM. Sometimes it's okay to be right.

+13

Ahh, f*cking got me and I LOL'ed.

+16

dood i didn't even have the sound on and i nearly pissed myself

+6

EPIC

+12

PEW PEW PEW

+1

all yall who seen da leprechaun say yeaaah!

+1

NEDM is back, everyone hail Happycat!

+6

All hail Happycat!

+4

All happy hailcat!

+1

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+1

Flawless Victory! The "NEDM" Is a little rough-- only complaint.

Much like Hastur, the true name of NEDM is taboo and cannot be spoken by the Inuit. It is tuurngaq, an evil spirit that steals the bodies of children and makes them their own when it desires revenge.

+11

Nice condensed backstory, Morgrist. I was afraid I'd have to pick up a book.

+1

+5 for spoken NEDM

+16

YahooooOOOACHOOOO!! Damn pollen...

+1

Garbage

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OH SNAP!

+2

oh man i have to show this to someone

+2

1

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SSDS

+4

always 5'd for nedm

+3

PEW PEW

+2

so good

+1

nicely done

+1

NEDM IS BACK

+3

well I liked it.

+1

yes!!!!!!!!!!

+1

In the cold reaches of the Artic, the beasts of the Elder Gods walk in the skins of men, feasting on souls. Nothing will save you. Not even Doom music.

+15

I was a member of a Seattle based NEDM cult for a time, but the dues were to high, so I set the patrons on fire

+8

This might be the best NEDM in the history of NEDM

+15

http://wdstnedm.ytmnd.com/

n...e...d...m...

+1

EPIC. never saw it coming.

+8

phenominal, bravo sir

+2

Sorry, but I just dont get these NEDM sites...

-4

WIKI.

GTFO

loved it... is this 1st nedm w/o text speech?!

+2

Nope, there was a one with the Wizard of Oz, Auntie Em or something, check it out. XD

saw it coming, but I don't give a sh*t

+3

Worse than cancer.

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Better than AIDS.

+12

crap.

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said the pot to the kettle

-1

needs more laser sounds

-3

I 5'd it because I said NEDM 1 sec before it came out. pshhhh... so predictable now....

+3

haha - the only NEDM that has made me laugh!

+2

I like

+1

F*ck NEDM

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VOTE 1 OR 5

-2

nedm 5

NEDM IS BACK

yes.

'bout damn time we got some NEDM back in YTMND!

+4

NEDM.

+2

worse than death

SSDS

+1

-6

NEDM 4 life

+1

Not Even Doom Music can stop this now.

+2

I can't believe I didn't 1 this.

-2

uhhh k

predictable

-6

NEDM is so, so, so bad.

-5

The only thing I'd change is to have the child fly off out of the last screen.

see, but that would be stupid

+4

I should give this a 1 but i'm not because im a total f*ggot

never saw that coming!

This is the best site in the world. Nothing compares to it. I hope NEDM goes on to kill more humans.

+4

WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE COMING STRUGGLE!!!

-2

He only kills the ones that offend felines. Mistaking Happycat for a luxury motor vehicle was an old man's fatal mistake.

+1

spoiler : it's NEDM

-3

At least he was forewarned. Most do not have this luxury.

+4

I was not expecting that.

Sites like this is why you're a featured user.

All hail NEDM. Best fad ever.

Heheh. Didn't see that coming.

do not look away as we calibrate the nozzle

Ohh for the days when NEDM was only an inside joke between TPIL members...

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I love when he kills him at the end.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Noooooobody expects the NEDM! I heard the Inuit have 32 different words/phrases for "this sucks."

wut

-4

fantastic execution

pffft

hahaha, using his laser vision to melt the eskimo at the end was the real flavor of this ytmnd.

+1

SON OF A BITCH!

ooop, ya got me!

vunderful

i remember when you actually made decent sites

-1

now, ALL you make is bullsh*t that panders to whatever crowd you can hope to get 5's from.

I call it making worthy fad spinoffs to revitalize the community. Look a little deeper dc. Fad spinoffs exemplify creativity in their own right. The challenge is to create a quality site within the confines of a given theme in accordance with its specific terms of protocol. Try it some time. :)

-3

if i did, im sure id end up with a 4.5 rated, completely forgettable and unremarkable site. heres hopin for a better revitalization

+3

dctownes, you make great sites, but I couldn't disagree more. Sites like this vindicate fads like NEDM.

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Vindicate? Just because you bury a chunk of crap, and dig it up two years later doesn't make it any less of a piece of sh*t. The same thing goes for recycling all old, overused fad material. Does it really take that much effort to think of something new, instead of repeating the same dreary old fad recipes over and over again?

+4

Songs like Achy Breaky Heart "vindicate" country music.

+4

Movies like Titanic "vindicate" American cinema.

+4

The new, greener BP Global "vindicates" an otherwise irresponsible oil industry.

+4

Hallmark Cards "vindicate" people who don't care enough about their friends, families, and partners to actually get up off their fat asses and do something nice for other people.

+3

And Carrot Top "vindicates" prop comedy.

+4

ytmnd. serious business.

One time I took a sh*t in a tennis ball canister and put it in a drawer. I visited the drawer several years later and the sh*t was still there- it was just dry and cold. I find this allegory appropriate for the topic of discussion.

+3

One time i was getting ready to go play tennis...

jeez, awfully harsh words everyone...i used to be friendly with most of these people...

NEDM never dies.

+1

YES! LONG LIVE NEDM!!!

+1

n*gg*r

-5

penissesss

-2

This is awesome. I kinda saw it coming, but that's only on account I overthink things way too much and end up spoiling myself. You've been having quite an impact on YTMND lately; I can't wait to see more from you. :D

+1

Logged in just to 1 this piece of sh*t. Burn in hell you drab, uncreative pile of sh*t.

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Perhaps when the community begins to respond to your bouts of 'creativity', your criticism will hold bearing.

How did you just miss the f*cking miss the point? The fact that your sites please the moronic masses of upvoters on this site is proof that your sites are complete sh*t. You've attained the praise of multiple idiots, congratualtions.

-3

When an old joke is done well, people laugh anyway- as much from the memory of the original as the pleasure gotten from the retelling. This is an old fad, done again, done well. And people like it. Hint: Very little of what is "good" on YTMND is "100 Percent Original Content, Do Not Steal.". From one of those multplie idiots- GTFO.

"How did you just miss the f*cking miss the point?" ... Moving on!

It's been far too long since NEDM has graced the top viewed list

+2

It's always the silent Inuit kid.

+1

OMG SO Funny!

-2

f*ck this is badass

ZAP YO DUMB ASS

5 for awesome. -1 For him not picking up chapstick.

That totally caught me off guard...

I'll five when there's a firefox sync.

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by heat vision.

+1

Baha...wow.

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS

This is how NEDM was meant to be.

YES! NEDM IS BACK...WITH A VENGEANCE! LET'S SEE IF WE CAN BRING BRIAN PEPPERS BACK, TOO...

Amusing.

-2

Good job, my friend. It is the commencening!!!

NEDM = best fad ever

FINAL FART!

THIS ROX

Auto5 for NEDM

NEDM never dies~!

NEDM is the eternal flame of YTMND

+1

A nice way to start my morning

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+1

keeping it alive

haha fantastic

o i c wut u did thar

+1

Epic. FAV'd

NEDM, yis. Win.

lol

really really really really bad site

Should have picked up chapstick, but still good

Wow.. never thought I'd see NEDM on the frontpage again

NEDM is the new Wendigo

amazing

Saw it coming. +1 for description.

NEDM

its been so long since ive seen an NEDM site :D

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Coldstone Counter Vote.

Minus one for cutting before we got to "Iqta Assinruq!"

I don't think the NEDM fad is that great, but seeing this made me "turn the other cheek" with the fad.

-1

How did I miss this?

I NEVER. EVER. GET TIRED OF THIS SITE. IT IS THE BEST!!!