im not trying to be funny here or get votes, i just really need to cover my *ss if she really divorces me.

+6

If you think she's pissed now, wait until she finds out you've been recording her.

+10

Your wife is such a bitch man i really feal bad for you. Have you considered killing her instead of divorcing her so you can keep all your stuff?

+16

Dude that whole argument was bullsh*t... Your wife is pretty f*ckin dumb.. Sorry... Just dont let her drink.

+8

"Listen to your nagging... f*ckin... BITCH mouth..."

If you think your *ss is covered now, wait until her lawyer gets wind that you posted this on the internet. Also she's a dumb irritating bitch and you are a touchy-feely wimp. Neither is very attractive.

you are married and you go on ytmnd? how old are you?

-2

Would you consider anally raping her, then when the authorities come down own you, claiming that it was consentual?

-1

jpfalc has a point. Secretly recording a conversation with your wife while she's inebriated and then posting it on the Internet without her consent might not necessarily be to your benefit in a court of law.

-2

just let her finish her f*ckin thought, even when you know what they are gonna say. chicks like that

-2

A: "So I don't punch you in the face" = you lose... thsi wont help you B: she is still a bitch, create a seperate bank account now and start squirreling awya money... C: DO NOT GET THAT BITCH PREGNANT D: DO NOT STAY MARRIED TO HER FOR 7 OR MORE YEARS.... then she gets half... of everything... including your social security...

-3

http://ihatewomen.ytmnd.com

-1

You sound like kind of a whiny pussy. That's probably what turned your wife into such a bitch.

-1

P.S. I listened to the entire thing

This argument occurred during the Honeymoon.

GOOD POINT XTOTALLY - i dont know anyone on here that has a wife or even a girlfriend... so +1'd on his comment because part of what makes ytmnd is the social gathering of ubers like us who didn't have the kind of luck that those football players in high school had when it comes to gettin some action lol

-3

I'm filing a lawsuit to get that 15 minutes of my life back.

smash (smsh) v. smashed, smash·ing, smash·es v.tr. 1. To break (something) into pieces suddenly, noisily, and violently; shatter. See Synonyms at break. 2. a. To throw or dash (something) violently so as to shatter or crush. See Synonyms at crush. b. To strike with a heavy blow; batter. 3. Sports To hit (a ball or shuttlec*ck) in a forceful overhand stroke. 4. To crush or destroy completely: smashed all resistance.

Also, ninja-f*cking-master

gtfo

you should make a site about it

+1

slap her with your dick it will solve everything. believe me , i know im a chick

-2

I can stop listening ...

kick her in the c*nt. not really, you are LUCKY that you have someone to call UR WIFE... a lot of us dont even have that privilage. so slap her in the face and tell her to wake the F*CK UP. u two should be glad u have each other and try to make it work. respect each other and do things out of love for one another. if u cant, maybe you dont deserve each other and should be shot.

-2

IM NOT AN *SSH*LE! YOURE THE *SSH*LE! ALL MY FRIENDS AGREE WAAAAAHHHH

this is so good

i still thinks its funny. "that's irrelevant. I'm fine"

+1

Why are you people fighting over who talked first? Sometimes, people just aren't meant to have a relationship. Obviously this "sometimes" applies to you two. But to be completely honest, you're both acting like babies.

-1

your wifes voice is like a knife in my ear

+9

two knives, in each ear

that makes four knives

LOL "all of our fights are caused by you" -braxton

Dude this is me only not married

except I dont let her think shes ever right

+2

LOL!! PUNCH HER DAMMIT!

best audio ever my friend. fav'd

thanks dude...i didnt think anyone would be able to make it through it. i might do animation but i dont know if this is more funny or disturbing

FUNNY

-1

i wanted to make it throught the whole thing, but just couldnt... i seemed too familiar and annoying

-1

you need to get her some more friendly booze. or weed

-1

She fights over nothing. Seriously nothing. She fights for the sake of fighting over nothing. It's like an episode of seinfeld except everyone is Elaine.

+11

Man don't let it come to a fist fight that's what the bitch wants and she will take everything once the cops are on her side. Catch her cheating or get a doctor to certify that she is refusing rehabilitation or something.

+2

Or you could just threaten her if she goes to the cops, duh.

-1

its funny, then it gets f*cking annoying. Still dont have kids.

yeah if we do have them ill be sure to keep them away from lester

-2

You can try, but he can f*ck anything he wants

-1

That means means no more "My drunk wife" sites?! WTF

Dude, she had a f*cking addendum. DON'T INTERRUPT HER ADDENDUMS

+4

ADDENDUMBS

man, you guys really shouldn't drink together anymore.

-1

I'm sorry, but this is funny, and disturbing. She reminds me of a less sober version of my mom. It's funny cause she over reacts too much. Good luck Braxton on the possible divorce.

-1

this is why Im glad my wife doesn't drink, our fights sound bad enough as is, both of us think we're right when neither are, that would be x10 if she drank... /whew, dodged that bullet.

-1

I'm celebrating. I'm officially divorced!

+1

This site never gets old by the way

It sounds like you're arguing with a really pissed off Joan Cusack.

-1

Should've married a guy if you live in California.

+2

lol should've smoked some weed, it doesnt turn people into bitches.

I mean have her to smoke it.

she offered to let you punch her in the face and then divorce her, you should've jumped on that

+9

That was just a clever ploy, she's a ninja master who can defend herself

+4

he should punch her in the face while she's sleeping.

yeah then we'll see who the real ninja master is

I cant tell if this is real

-2

This is why I don't believe in relationships and why prostitution should be legalized.

+3

Ha ha! I've been thinking that since I was 17. I believe in both, actually, as it's just so incredibly unrealistic to expect that the same person you often twist into a pretzel and f*ck like a rabbit will also be the person you can stand to talk to for 50-some-odd years, much less buy a house or raise another human with. After three serious, very long term relationships since college, I'm back to pretending I'm 20.

+7

I just reread that and realized it sounds like I'm blaming the women I've been with. I'm not. They were amazing people, all three. The problem is in needing so much out of one person. Maybe the answer lies less with prostitution and more with very, very open relationships. Two of those ex-es worried more about monogamy than I did. Actually, I think at this point in my life I'd settle for someone who likes to play mini-golf a lot.

+2

I should point out that I've never been with a prostitute. I didn't know the Bunny Ranch existed when I was visiting Reno a few years ago.

I lived in Las Vegas for five years and barely ever gambled and only went to the Chicken Ranch 73 times. Actually, I've never paid directly for sex. I mean, we all pay for it in one way or another. Women more than men, if you've ever seen a yeast infection up close. And thus ends my entry to the Vagina Monologues.

+6

thats why im gay

+11

I have a Little sister like this.

hot

Ahhh.. Marital Bliss <3

-1

an organism? you two went to college didnt you?

I probably listened to this several times because I forgot what I hadn't heard already.

+1

you guys are *ssh*les

+1

geez...this was like 3 months ago. how are things now/?

-1

YOU INTERRUPTED ME I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING!!!

+4

when encountered with stupid situations, wise man leaves.

-1

Just play this the next time she has a glass in her hand.

-1

ANGER! haw you got 67 dollars for posting a crazy bitch wife spazing

-1

$67.67 says Chowdah has bad experience with women

+4

never try to argue with women dude, you'll always be wrong no matter how right you are

Wow! Were they really fighting over something so trivial and childish? Both of you were just vomiting stupidity and my brain hurts now for having listened to it. F-Marrage!

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+13

That c*nt needs to be set on fire.

+1

Eh, your both participating in this stupidity. Granted your other drunk wife sites were funny and painted her as more of the antagonist. This one has you both acting like sh*t.

-1

this site interupted me from paying attention to my girlfriend. now shes pissed.

OH SH*T!.."it's a very delicate LCD screen and you just smashed it down!" HAHAHA

-1

and the "F*CK YOU, F*CKER" was a nice touch

-1

I did not SMAYSH the laptop

+1

You know what she needs? Ortega's Taco Sauce.

+2

Because that's what real women need EEEHHHIGHNNHYYY

-1

I can't even begin to comprehend why someone would accept living with someone so f*cking petty. What the hell is wrong with you?

-1

You sound kinda gay when you said, "That's irrelevant...". LOL...just sayin'

-3

you sound kinda gay when you said, "You sound kinda gay when you said, "That's irrelevant...". LOL...just sayin'"

+2

f*cking hannah montana

-2

tl;dl

+3

what a retarded argument

+1

Crazy *ss f*ckin whitey

I am not sure who you are trying to incriminate here dude, you were fanning the flames just as much, if not more. If being right about "who interrupted who" is more important than your marriage... good luck with that.

all women are whores.

+5

divorce site: you're doing it wrong. where are the naked pictures

-2

when they sound like that they need to look like this or you are a failure as a man http://ihatewomen.ytmnd.com

-1

you guys need to chill and play some mario

-1

Hide the booze from your wife.

-1

Sorry to sound rude, but what the hell made you think she was the one? And it definitely wasn't her charming voice I can tell you that much.

-1

omg... i feel so sorry for my boyfriend. I tried to use the same excuse when we had a fight once. F*ck trying to prove a point. Arguing is a huge waste of time! But she is out of bounds. Way over the top bitchatude.

-1

"You are such a baby and child about stuff."

neither of you should drink... actually nobody should... this happens to everyone who tries to talk to the opposite sex while drunk.

-4

Not really dude.

k let me revise my statement... this will happen at some point in your life due to alcohol.

+2

this is long and pointless, irrelevant and a waste of time.

-1

AKA marriage

+6

That's irrelevant!

+1

If I were you I'd back off, be cool and leave her alone when she starts getting stupid. If she's acting like a child, don't give her attention. Don't react to it and especially don't apologize. You know, be mature and be a man.

Marriages like this one happen and people are always sreaming how it's -gay- marriage that'll ruin the meaning of marriage. The only reason people fear gay marriage is because we gays would make it look too easy. This site only reassures how gay boys like myself have it easier not having to deal with women. :P

This sounds like me and my ex :( Also, Braxton, I think you just kept the argument going in hopes of it getting really heated so that you could post it on YTMND. It really was a pointless argument, and you shoud have have stopped it a lot sooner. You know, just hold your tounge and walk away, especially if you really love her and want to remain married. That also doesn't mean be a complete pussy, but if you wanna stay married you gotta learn how to stop arguing over bullsh*t.

Boy this sounds like my last relationship... My ex turnes into this bullsh*t when she drinks and causes fights over the stupidist sh*t. And yes I'm having flash backs.

Wow, that was dumbest thing I've ever heard. You blame her for being the cause of all your argument, yet fail to notice how much your childish behavior directly contributes to the perpetuation of those arguments. Take some advice dude. Learn when to shut up. Life is a lot smoother when you stop trying to be right all the time.

Now this is the part of your relationship where one of you needs to man up, realize that you are arguing over something stupid, and just end the fight, by any means necessary. You need to use your gusto and charm to change the subject back to something that will calm her down, or she needs to realize what a bitch she is acting like, and just drop it.

=[ I hate this fighting.

+2

i feel sorry for your neighbors

+1

Also, you should learn to drop it and wait until she sobers up in the morning to continue it

Pee in her butt.

that is why i'm so picky with women. i would never marry an ugly/fat, and i sure as hell would never marry an ignorant bitch like this one because if some sh*t like this happened, i wouldn't be able to stop myself from choking her

-1

Dude... this is the stupidest argument ever. You both argue like little girls.

a baby and a child? serious buisiness

Man up and punch that bitch in the face. She has a horrible whiny monotone for a voice and nothing she says leads to anything, it's just bitchy horse sh*t. Also I sense some daddy problems there, maybe daddy interrupted her when she was younger. Get that bitch to counseling, but not on your dime. good luck with the murder!

i want to see video

also, ninja-f*cking-master

That was the whiniest, stupidest argument I've ever heard. I couldn't listen to more than 20 seconds. Grow the f*ck up.

-1

She "doesn't like her sentences interrupted"? Divorce!

chowdah sh*t man thanks for sponsoring this...just got back from a 4 day hospital stay and was like...why the f*ck is this site getting so many comments? then i saw it was on sponsored but nsfw...that is a generous donation...

+1

Did your wife just say Lawl during the first minute?

Someone needs Dr. Phil

and these sites are not fake or scripted. we are not that good of an actor. my wife really is that much of a drunk. here's her in action if you don't believe me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_UQWOsE_w

Dude, at minimum, you should try to get her off alcohol and figure out what she's actually pissed off about. Not to be f*ggy, but there's something inderlying, and she's f*cked up over it. Might not even have anything to do with you. She's your wife, dude. Even if she's an *ss to you, you owe her help with whatever her problem is. Not that I'm any better at this sh*t than you are.

-1

I have to agree with the pussy above me. My marriage ended because I ignored my wife when she came to me with her problems. I told her I had enough of my own. Go find a therapist, I said. After a while the resentment built up on both sides. We got divorced. I'm no f*ckin' Job.

agreed.. unless shes fat or ugly... then go ahead and get the special ".38 caliber divorce"

It's fine to communicate about problems but you guys took this too far and childlishly. Should've just dropped it and maybe talked about it without getting angry the next day. Not my marriage though.

suck the drunk outa her

+2

$67.67 is an awesome number

+2

pussy

-3

you're a prarrarararar whatever you said

-1

...

braxton be honest those 2 are your parents

+1

You both are idiots.

tell your wife im her biggest fan

+2

look up the definition of smash

this site makes me want to get married, seriously

+1

so that I can beat my wife

+3

i hate your wife

I HAD AN ADDENDUM

+2

"That you're a ninja f*cking master!!" LOLOLOL!!! On a serious note though, I agree with her on the interrupting thing, but it does sound like she took it a little overboard and did a bitchy slam of the laptop and storm upstairs when the situation didn't really deserve it at all. Maybe a, "Um, could you maybe not be a douche and interrupt me?!", but not a laptop slam/storm upstairs. Then of course it probably escalated from there. So, the interruption was your fault, she over-reacted and turned

a mole hill into a mountain imo. I mean interruption CAN be a mountain, but it doesn't seem like that was the case here.

F*CK YOU F*CKER! You can't override her talking. She had a f*cking addendum man! Seriously though...I know how you feel...

What voice recorder do you use?

(i dont think he'll mind me posting this) "a couple of them were used with a simple tape recorder in my pocket or under the couch. a couple of them were used with a camcorder that was on and then i just ripped the audio from it."

http://www.hcvets.com/data/transmission_methods/bootcamps/USNGreatLakes/1970/david/gun.jpg -- use one of these with a tranquilizer (better yet a benzo that induces amnesia) -- that's the only rational way to deal with such a situation

Or you can try using a Flavinal to reduce emnipity. Though personally I use a Morstiphelli. Does an awesome job reproducing natural jubwapinoids.

+1

braxton, you're such a baby and a child. But seriously, good luck with your marriage.

Wow is this uncomfortable to listen to.

So this is how it happens. How sh*tty...

i'd like to add an undendum... who f*cking cares who interupted who, i'd kill the bitch for wasting oxygen...

+1

I've been married for 2 years and have never had such an unproductive childish fight. But then again I also don't get that slobbering drunk. You need to sit her down while she's sober and talk about the drinking...it seems to be kind of out of control.

max made you featured lmao

The voice...like daggers in my ears. I feel so sorry for you. Sympathy 5.

"She got the ring, I got the finger."

you both sound tarded, learn to debate

-2

The best part of this is actually imagining how the "fight for my life" dialogue went down

YOU INTERRUPTED ME!

Wow, she knows big words like addendum.

You both sound like little bitches. Annoying to say the least.

agreed