LOL "Could you put the hammer down?"

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EMMA WATSON'S VAGINA VIEWCOUNTMND.YTMND.COM

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I BROUGHT HIM INTO THIS WORLD IM GONNA TAKE HIM OUT

Another glorious example of why blacks are nothing but animals. Why do we allow this filth to participate in OUR society? All they do is ruin the culture with their big-lipped hip hop sh*tty 'music' (i use that term lightly). They create huge amounts of crime, flooding our prison system and costing taxpayers (us). They bring drugs into the country and infect everyone around them with AIDS. They are dirty, refusing to bathe like normal humans. They pollute the overall genepool with their monkey DNA,

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causing the average IQ to drastically decrease. They are stupid. Look at their current state of "edumacation". I say, send these filthy turds back to Africa. If they don't want to go quietly, then kill them and burn their infected bodies in a pit. Do the same with anyone who has monkey DNA floating in their bodies, including half nigs. No one should be allowed to be an American and be a Nig at the same time. F uck you if you don't agree with me.

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I thought she was white...

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lol racist. i think n*gg*rs are silly but i don't hate them. some of them can be really cool like Barrak Obama :D and Dave Chappelle. but not Ice Cube, that sh*t head can't act.

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HOLY SH*T SCARY MOM

MONICA WILSON

i hope MONICA WILSON hammers dustinfromohio soon

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Bling! Bling! Monica's angry hammer came down upon his head. Bling! Bling! Monica's angry hammer made sure that he was dead!

MONICA WILSON!

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I'M ABOUT TO KILL THIS LITTLE BITCH!

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HE'S 15!!!!!!!

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this is good i expect this on the up and coming

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F*ck you.

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whats wrong with this hank?

He found audio from another site and posted it here. It'll then become another How to prank a telemarker like site that won't go away.

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well at least its original unlike anyone else who decides to make a site from the same things he used.

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No, it is not original. I can go to YouTube and take any funny audio there and place it here.

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i thought the image he made was funny. unless that was from the video too?

I'm sure FC made the image. I don't care. It still a YouTube and not a YTMND.

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Eh, it's just a 911 call. That it was on youtube first? Well at least he made a funny gif. -1 for not citing

I'm with bass92. I thought this was funny and wouldn't have heard it otherwise. But if tomorrow the front page is filled with the obligatory unfunny spin-offs then yeah, we should murder fearcondom

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INCOMING!!! http://ytmnd.com/users/fearkhandom

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those are some great sites

am i the only one whos sick of ppl complaining that certain aspects of ytmnds come from other sites? #1 thats what ytmnd was built on, #2 lots of ppl dont go to those sites so if ppl didnt bring them to ytmnd they wouldnt get to see them......... its like ppl NEED something to bicker about becuz they like being the guy who was perceptive enough to point out something that many ppl commonly agree is wrong, you cant just be happy and enjoy things can you?

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am i the only one whos sick of ppl complaining about being sick of ppl complaining that certain aspects of ytmnds come from other sites? #1 thats why ytmnd is iterative, #2 lots of ppl dont use the internet much......... its like ppl CRAVE using fewer vowels becuz they like being the guy who cant just be happy and enjoy all 26 letters of the alphabet.

at least i'm creating shortcuts for typing words and not just replacing the vowels with numbers, OHHHHH

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Boy, you are quite the humor artist. You should go on tour with that wicked wit, wick. The world awaits your wily and wondrous wisdom: to lay witness to your way with words, your wry and wistful wares. What a wayfarer, to wander and wade through awesome worlds of woe, yet with worth and waggery you work your way through the worst of wretch and worm. Winner! we avow. The winner has won.

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[what a wag]

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Wick, shut up. I'm sick of seeing people whine because someone rated a site lower than they did. I also hate people who abbreviate small words like people as if they are saving a lot of time typing.

how to lol a lolemarketer

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Man this website is the hater capital of the world.

low income housing mom's are NSFW

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oh my god

they're animals

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HALLO NAHN WUN WUN EMARJENCEE, I AWDUHD A WESTERN WHOPPAH WIF CHEEZE AND THEY BE GIBBIN ME A BURGAH WIF LETTUCE TUHMAYTUH AN ONION AN SHIEET

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AH JUSS PICK UP MUH KEEDS FRUM TAE KWON DO AN DEY HUNGREE

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68541793

Insert inflammatory directory comment here.

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HTPAT

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who are we pranking here?

'Ima kill this mutha f*cka!

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lol, this is why it would suck to be a 911 operator

That 911 operator was really good.

I'm going to make an alt called "fearkhandom" and make Khan versions of all of your sites

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Do it, those might be entertaining or insightful.

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Just like your other sites AMIRITE?

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I was under the impression you'd already made Khan versions of every other site

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This site has win. I lol'd

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HowToPrankADehydratedBaby.

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awwww sh*t

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If you hit your kids when they f*ck up, you will never reach this point.

old?

so nice that i listened twice

It's MY house! You know that it is, and if you don't like it, you can get the F*CK OUT! I don't give a F*CK, I don't...I pay the mother f*ckin BILLS in this mother f*cker, and [smack] kiss my *SS if you don't like it.

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IS THIS THE KIND OF FUTURE YOU WANT WHITE AMERICA? WWW.STORMFRONT.ORG WHITE REVOLUTION IS THE ONLY SOLUTION!!!

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Susan Smith, Marybeth Tinning, Andrea Yates, Diane Downs, Melissa Drexler, Deanna Laney, Mary Ann Cotton, Marie Noe, Theresa Cross Knorr...all white.

LMFAO

"So am I gonna get my taco or not?"

Isn't this whole scene just a straight rip from 227?

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.....so what happens?!

they enjoy a nice family meal consisting of beans and cornbread

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awww that's racist

It's Hamtaro Time

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Ah, family life in a nutshell.

rofl

Aww yeah! Dat's wut I'm talkin' bout!

yeah, and you don't stop. cause' it's 187 on a little bitch.

lol my mom used to yell lik thtat at my older broether when ever hed get in on with his grilfriend in the van and my mom wolud cacth them and shed yell IF YOU EVER HAVE SEX WITH HER IN MY VAN AGIAN I WILL SO HELP ME GOD KILL YOU AN YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND RIHGT HERE IN TEH GAREGE!!! and then my dad would come out anddrive his girlfriend home and then secretly tell my brother he was proud of him. poor mom didnt know what to do with boys.

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Monica Wilson lives at 4315 San Juan Avenue in Fremont, CA. I don't know if she has been arrested, though.

Holy sh*t she's pissed!

"I brought him into this motherf*cking world and I'll take his motherf*cking *ss out." Irrespective of her being a crazy bitch, you have to admit that's a damn good line...

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F*ckin' awesome. MONICAWILSONTMND?

"My son is a disrespectful motherf*cker" ew.

HOWARD MAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN

He not comin home from school, he just gettin in!

n*gg*rs