Welcome.... to Jurassic Park....

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that's what I meant to say 2 hours ago when we first got here 2 hours ago

+5

one of the best rifftrax ever

HOLY F*CKING SH*T, IT'S A DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE F*CK?! OH MY F*CKING GOD, F*CKING DIONSAURS! HOLY SH*T! WHAT THE F*CK?!

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The Complete Works of Michael Crichton (abridged) by the Reduced Shakespeare Company would be a marvelous show...

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Holy f*cking sh*t it's a dinosaur! Jesus Christ what the f*ck! Oh my f*cking God, f*cking Dinosaurs! Holy sh*t, what the f*ck!

-4

^ repetition is the essence of waiting too long

+2

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

+3

F*ck you.

'Slight Edit'

F-F-F-FOUREST FIRE!!!

could have done without the credits to abridge it more, i also don't remember them getting steped on in the movie gona rewatch it right now

-2

I THOUGHT FOUREST DIED, WTF?

"We have a T-Rex." "When do we eat?"

+1

Chuck Norris played a special role as Chuck Saurus. Scene had to be deleted because no one stood a chance.

+3

time to swoop in with my time-share pitch

Hey fearcondom! Someone sponsored your site!

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THAT'S DINO DNA

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The mosquito will land on the branch of a tree...

Hold on to your butts.

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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saurus

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What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

+7

bob...have my children...

+6

I havent made a comment since may 27th

+11

I havent made a comment since June 14

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I havent made a comment since June 14

-1

I havent carmined a comment since August 8

I havent made a comment since ATE.

+1

I haven't made a comment since May 4th. I missed me.

John Mccain has an army of rubber wombats in his ass, poised to detonate a bomb in the center of the moon, releasing the souls of woolly mammoths who will in turn, establish a corporate empire centered around selling cat food made out of the flesh of elves

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lol @ 4est site

Chuckle

+1

Better than the actual film

+5

S'okay.

S'purdy good

1ed because all you do is take movies and make YTMNDs out of them because a user can't have a theme to them on YTMND you MUST make different things or else you are just LAWL OMG ZOMG WTF ROFLDARTHWANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!111!111!111

+2

And your point is?

+1

People bust on his YTMNDs being nothing but clips from films, but why can't a users have a theme? It's an unjust criticism which extends from users not caring much for his antics regarding voting.

+3

This is the white rabbit, whatever it did, it did it all, but with the key checks off the computer couldn't file the key strokes

+1

AWESOME I love you fourest.

-1

LIFE .... FINDS A WAY

+2

dats perdy gud

+2

Honestly, who cannot see this site and not remember "HOLY F*CKING SH*T, IT'S A DINOSAUR..."

+1

holy sh*ttttt what the f*ckkkkkkkkk...

my only recommendation is that ian should be laughing....

+4

I actually reversed those frames, but imagine if i didn't.

Agreed with phern.

+1

must go faster

+5

Saw that coming, but it still didn't take away from its glory.

+5

Saw it coming a mile away...but I still laughed.

+7

next time you and fearcondom post each others sites try not to make it so obvious

+8

wow

fsf

You should know that I always watch your sites to the end before deciding to vote on them

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don't worry, most of the time i know what to expect from you when i post my "usual" sites, lol.

+4

skirie dinausorz

jeff goldblum

+1

Your best site in such a long time. You know what this really needs though? Jeff goldblum retriever snarling.

+1

is it better with or without you think?

-1

DONT FORGET TO PM ME LOL

Ariel PMs fourest

I think Ariel is a Cartoon Afro!!

All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.

+4

but if the pirates of the caribean ride broke down the pirates didn't EAT the tourists!

+4

But imagine if they did....

+2

holy freaking sh*t its a dinosaur holy shiiiit what the fuuuuuuuck!

-1

I love you for still making sites, lol

-1

HOLY F***ING SH** ITS A DINASUOR! OMG WOUD YUO LOOKAT SPLAAAATTTT!!!! LOLLLL!!! THIS IS BETERE THEN THAT BAMBII MEATS GODZILLA MOVIVE WEAR BAMBII MEATS GODAZILLA IN THE FOUREST AND THEN GODIZALL JUST SQUESHES BAMMBI FLAT LIKE UNDER HIS FOOT!!! I SAW TAHT SO MANY TIMES ON THE DVD MY UNCLE HADS OF ANIMATION THAT RAE SICK AND TWESTID BY SPIKE AN MIEK TASHT I THINK I WORE OUT HIS DVD PLAYRE UNTIL IT WAS I HAD TO GO TO WLAMRT TO GET HIM A NEW ONE BECAUSE HE YALLED AT ME THEN. IT COST ME $45 AN THAT WAS ALL MY S

+2

You forgot Dodgson. But still funny.

+3

Ah! Ah! AHH!

LOL

The dino that comes in at the end is the best

-2

Anything with Jurassic Park is insta-5. An internet for you.

i saw the joke coming within about 2 seconds of this site starting

+3

BLOOD SUCKING LAWYER

The way Michael Crichton wanted it...

I spared no expense.

A masterpiece in storytelling.

+1

me like

please add goldblum sound.

Yeah, perhaps one of those "uh..." noises that he has chosen to use to define his character

there should be an abridged version of this site

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yeah downvote my comments, it still doesn't make this site less sh*tty

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dude...just chill out.

There should be an abridged version of you.

+4

Hahaha, fourest telling someone to "chill out." Makes this site almost worth the effort.

"slight edit"

You didn't say the magic word.

+4

I fived two fourest sites in the same day? Holy sh*t.

what does that mean? I don't know what that means

just what i needed

It's a Unix system! I know this!!!

+2

saw it comming.

ROFL!

Blood Sucking Lawyer.

DO YOU HEAR ME, DO YOU? YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE KHAN

Meh, I chuckled a little.

saw it coming a mile away, but I laughed anyway

Jesus Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

-1

I like this version better.

well, good-bye YTMND until Friday. I'm off to Denver soon

Don't view this YTMND! Fourest is working for the frizzies! FIGHT THE FRIZZIES!

saw that coming from a mile away. Didn't stop it from being awesome, though.

AWWW you left out Gennero

wow so last decade, so funny, I love it

hahaha

Was expecting the front 2 to get stomped. Was not expecting ending. Would watch again.

Someone remembered Hammond died!

-1

THE END

Needed to be on a video site. YTMND isn't for short films.

-3

every site you make is gold

-1

oops freudian slip

-1

5'd for Goldblum's face fall.

-1

PLEASE GOD DAMN I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP! Needs more Samuel Jackson!

-1

Hold on to your butts.

-1

I giggled

-1

If only there were a way to incorporate Timmy saying "I threw up."

-1

I won't tell anyone

best ytmnd i've seen in ages

-1

ror

-1

I was excited for this just when I saw the name.

-1

I was excited about this the minute I saw the title.

-1

-1 for repeating yourself.

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+1 for getting excited.

-1

BLOOD SUCKING LAWYER.

-1

Hurray!

-1

buh ore ing she eye it

"boring sh*t"

predictable but funny

Based on the 5 Second Movies.

T rex ftw

LOL Great!

dfg?

YES O GOD

I don't know why i 5'd this perhaps it was the t-rex

holy f*cking sh*t f*cking din.. oh f*ck it.

Best.Movie.EVER

Funny Ytnd 5

I forgot what a masterpiece this was.

A 5 just for having Jeff Goldblum in the keywords.

playing mario death music when they got stomped would have done it for me

This user has no sites.

+8

or lists.

+11

or penises.

+4

or vaginas

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or tits.

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or lists.

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or oars

+8

what

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tired of old worthless n*gg*r spam? download steakman's ascii power pack and get the full experience of being able to rape comment pages.

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Where do I sign up?

+2

or lists.

-2

oar lists

+2

Why would you want multiple penises? Unless you're some kinda hentai monster or something.

+2

or george washington

+1