!EVIFFIVE!

Jesus road dinosaurs

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fearcondom or bad British humor?

eat it! eat it!

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THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST... WAS SWEET.

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Jesus humor is so satirical

OMG are you a Jesus freak? Just when I think you can't get any gayer - Bam! Second encore!

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Whoa, what lovely troll fodder have we here?!!

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I'm a total Jesus freak. I still laughed at this, as I do at the Cheeses of Nazereth commercial. I haven't decided if Jesus would laugh or not...until I do, 3.

lol at Christians for breaking the first commandment

The first commandment is "you shall have no other gods before me." Lrn2read, your troll-fu is weak.

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mrnoodle (sigh), there is God. And there is Jesus. You worship Jesus, thus breaking the 1st commandment. Unless you say that Jesus and God are the same. If so, why can't you just worship god? Why do you have to say you are worshiping Jesus? He was GOD long before he was Jesus. And he was GOD after Jesus was killed. So just say God. Hey! Look at me! I just pwnd your lord! 5 my sites plz.

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The real dealbreaker though Umfuld is the witness to Jesus' resurrection, which would confirm his deity. Scholars that study the actual history objectively always come to the conclusion that Jesus was either mentally insane or he was who he said he was. So you have to ask yourself: To believe the latter you'd be OK in the long run if either were true. To believe the former you'd only be OK if the former were true. It's actually pretty logical.

And I really wouldn't call myself a Jesus freak per se. I just try to look into everything with an open mind and find stuff that makes sense. The Bible is the only thing I've found so far that requires an emotional response to completely reject it, after viewing the whole thing objectively. That, at least, was something that stood out to me.

Umfuld: Jesus claimed divinity when he said "I tell you the truth, before Abraham was born, I am!" (John 8:58), and when he said "I and the Father are one." (John 10:30). And he accepted worship in John 20 when Thomas demanded proof of his resurrection by putting his hands in the crucifixion wounds, then said "My Lord and my God!". Why are you making me your own personal Google? You should look stuff up. Doesn't mean you have to believe it, but you should at least make an attempt at fact finding.

It was a vinegar sponge to numb his pain you heathens!

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No, it was a sponge filled with water, you idiot.

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Actually, it was wine.

Mathew 27:48! and you call yourself a catholic? pretty lame dude.

thats racist(tm)

its funny because its true.

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Jesus, everyone loves pink cotton candy.

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PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

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Why hast thou forsaken me?

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1 for blasphemy

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Madness!

tricolor is right, I hate cotton candy.

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the roman empire collapsed because of the corrupt cotton candy industry -- jesus was one perceptive motherf*cker, the noam chomsky of his time, if you will

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FAKE! Everyone knows cotton candy was invented after Jesus was crucified!

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actual footage

Maybe he was trying to lose those last few pounds to fit into his tomb...

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not so good be such ignoramuses here. maybe a subtle joke here and there, but sh* like this takes it too far. doesn't offend me, but if you want to be an ignorant persons up to u

To everyone: I'm Irish Catholic and Jesus is the bomb. I don't really go to church but this wasn't meant to be sacrilegious; it's just cotton candy and Jesus.

So Catholic goes before American?