oh man, you got our number

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I say we take uncoolchick's opinion privileges away.

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Primitive piece of sh*t? I thought this was a whites only gentlemen's club, where boys become men... who the hell is charge of slapping the waitresses when they get out of line!!??

+5

This is why you don't promote yourself on the internet. First, you're a woman so you don't get any respect what so ever from any internet community. Second, shut the f*ck up and keep your opinions to yourself or.. well you found out what happened. I would delete this site if I were you.

uncoolchick1794, you fail, also is that a guy with a mullet in the picture?

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No, that's me having a very bad hair day.

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http://aotssafetyinvestigation.ytmnd.com/

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No, that's me having a very bad case of the fuglies.

+2

more like a bad puberty.

+1

shes totally in my face

+5

Vin Diesel: IM IN YO FACE!

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LMFAO

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f*cking n*gg*r

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excuse me racist, i'm biracial (even though i look white) so i take offense.

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how long have you been online? how can you possibly take offense? or are you feigning fragility, as if it would make a difference to him?

+7

farkle rox my cox

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i have been a member of YTMND for alost two years. and i can take offense because i was called a n-word and i'm part black.

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She even admits to it...... half n*gg*r!

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garygnu now ur just being racist. but the real problem is that if coolchick is only half black that means by default she's also HALF WHITEBREAD PECKERWOOD HONKEEEEEYY

+9

To clarify, I am one-fourth black.

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well whatever you are, i think you are a pretty young lady, and that surely you have plenty of qualities and personal attributes with which you can identify yourself, that are much more meaningful than your racial composition.

if ur a n*gg*r how did you afford a computer? oh that's right u stole it....

+6

coolchick1794 is not black. SHE IS BI-RACIAL!!!

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NOT A BLACK MAN

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is she n*gg*r jew?

+1

Yet you visit said website and call its user's "sh*tfaces". Very mature. What's the problem with you? Someone downvote your site and call you a dike? :D BTW, I can tell you aren't pure White.

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I made this site strictly to get my opinion of you people off my chest. And even though I called the users here sh*tfaces, I consider myself a lot more mature than they are. At least I wouldn't form fads out of animal cruelty or suicide notes on MySpace bulletins.

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^^^And with that comment, I'm now going to downvote all your sites.

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Your post of this confuses me, as you say you just want to state your opinion, but in other ones you say you don't care what people think. So you basically just want to use space...Which I am clearly not suprised because when I saw your picture all I saw was a big lard with a mullet. You may "Not Care" as you put it but you seem PRETTY DEDICATED to respond to the distaste of all the people commenting. Your a hypocrite and as everyone else has said, "You are a n*gg*er", which also btw makes you more ugly.

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^Coolchick: The truly insane never admit to being insane. You're just as immature as the people making comments here. On top of that, and I'm not trying to make fun of you when I say this, camwhores really do catch on a lot better at 4chan.

EVERYBODY! I know why this poor overweight girl is angry! It's because... HER YTMNDs HAVE NO PUNCHLINES!!! NO JOKES WHATSOEVER!

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I'm not mad, simply annoyed at you people.

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why should I listen to you? like your opinion means anything.

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Meaning anything is not the intent. See what I mean? DISGUSTINGLY IMMATURE.

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You are mad because no one likes your YTMND creations and you can't handle the denial.

+6

I honestly don't care what people think of my sites.

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I think c*ntchick1794 is a pretty cool guy. eh complains internets and dosen't afraid of anything.

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YES!!! Imma 5'in all yer sites for that remark!

+2

I'M A GIRL.

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i like his mullet

+3

Coolchick: *WHOOOOOSH*

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i hope you know how much i lol'd at this comment

lol lamec*nt1794 doesn't even get the pretty cool guy joke. What is this? Her first day on the internet? Hey, coolchick, look up 2girls1cup. It's a film about female liberation.

i think that's not her picture. she's trying to get us to use a romantic rival's picture as a new embarassing internet meme - "mean insult spewing bitch with no sense of humor disapproves of your sophmoric internets" nobody would be dumb enough to post their own picture on a post insulting people who can photoshop animated bukkake all over it...

+4

That actually is me.

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I dunno, she seems pretty retarded

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Ha ha, She is basicly saying "here, Edit this for me plzKThanx"

+1

so she's a skeleton?

+1

Slack-jawed f*ggots.

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coolchick you live in da 615, sweetheart?

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Where I live is none of your f*cking business.

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also: start making noise/troll sites and you will feel better. thats mostly why i'm still here

-1

I would probably agree with you except that what you said made no sense. Grow up before you go on the internet? Someone ought to tell that to the admins at Boolbuh Zone, I guess. Not afterwards? You mean that once you go on the internet you die? Or you stay forever immature, like some kind of fountain of youth or Peter Pan kinda thing?

+5

WOW. You're stupid. Grow up means GET SOME MATURITY, which is what people are supposed to do BEFORE going online rather than AFTER.

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Get some maturity? Like from Geritol pills? Or like waiting forty or fifty years before cashing in an IRA?

+6

Like learning not to be a total moron. BTape didn't learn that.

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Ohhh, I see what you're getting at: Analogously, the notion of level of grammaticalness is necessary to impose an interpretation on the traditional practice of grammarians. However, this assumption is not correct, since any associated supporting element can be defined in such a way as to impose a parasitic gap construction. On our assumptions, an important property of these three types of EC does not readily tolerate irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. Right?

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gr33nscr33n your analysis fundamentally assumes a close relationship between structure and energy. If the energy landscape has a well-defined and relatively deep global minimum, the resemblance of a folding intermediate structure to the native state may closely correlate with the energy of that structure. However, if the energy landscape is relatively flat or has many local minima, the relationship may not hold strongly enough for free energy destabilizations to provide useful structural information.

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I for one am outraged. Also, 1794 was the year gr33nscr33n was born.

+4

Well, technically speaking, bobhughes, the notion of level of grammaticalness is not to be considered in determining a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. For one thing, the systematic use of complex symbols is, apparently, determined by nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. Of course, any associated supporting element cannot be arbitrary in an abstract underlying order.

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And yes, I was born in 1794. But coolchick's username is in fact a typo. It should read "coolchickMDCCXCIV."

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It appears I must now adduce evidence in favor of the thesis that the descriptive power of the base component can be defined in such a way as to impose the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon. Suppose, for instance, that the natural general principle that will subsume this case delimits an important distinction in language use. I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that this selectionally introduced contextual feature suffices to account for a descriptive fact.

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Hmmm, so to summarize, we assume that relational information suffices to account for nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. If the position of the trace were only relatively inaccessible to movement, a descriptively adequate grammar is unspecified with respect to a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that this selectionally introduced contextual feature is to be regarded as a parasitic gap construction.

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not sure why you would attack us, i'm just here for the lulz

+3

LOL

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go back to 4chan trany!

+1

At least 4Chan>This sh*thole.

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^ Thank you.

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http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/res/1657024.html Is this what your in to?

p.s. TROLL

+2

Seriuosly, imaturity is part of the site. I come here to relive my childhood. Of course we didn't have the internet then.

well you speak for me and you but not everyone here, as we now have to put up with a generation of "internet babies" just like the generation before us has been putting up with a generation of so-called TV babies. but as far as immaturity being part of ytmnd, immaturity IS ytmnd. nothing should ever be taken seriously about this site and anyone who does is either trolling or brand-fu­cking-new

Agreed.

i am growing up on the internets, one gif image at a time. ^_^

lol hypocrite, become mature BEFORE you go on the internet, from a 14-year-old? Also can the whole "I'm more mature/smarter/etc..." act, because nobody on ytmnd is really as stupid or immature as they let on here

+2

Then they should prove it and get lives instead of wasting time here.

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you're wasting time here.

Okay, seriously, you people are proving how stupid and immature you are just through your stupid comments. If you really are more mature than you let on, prove it.Get lives. Notice how I barely show up here? THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE. You seriously should stop making your stupid little sites if you're so mature, and go do something productive like Bill Gates did. (Not that I idolize Bill Gates, I have better people to think of.) You guys make Joshcube look like some wise man. GO DIE.

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The issue is not maturity or stupidity. It is the fact that most of what people do / make on here doesn't appeal to you. It's generally a low-maturity environment here, I'll give you that, but it seems to me that your entire quarrel with the community is that they have different ideas of what is funny or site-worthy.

+1

The opinion of one person (you) is no more valuable than any other person's, nor should it be treated as such. Let people do what they do, because making a site speaking out / fighting against it is a losing battle.

+1

welcome to the internet

+1

Wow, bitch. Go on Jenny Craig and shave off those pounds... I thought u were a man until the audio started playing. I'm not kidding. Ur face is the ugliest f*cking piece of sh*t i've seen in a while... BlTCH. ;D

+1

i've never seen an author of a site make so many comments

+2

You still show up. You make a YTMND that is basically saying everyone on YTMND is a dumbass and is stupid. That means you put your "life" on hold and actually spend the time to make an account, post a site, and even follow up on comments. You are what I like to call a F*CKIN' hypocrite.

+1

lmao, you barely show up? f*ck i've had to minus like at least a million of your immature responses by now. and i'm not even half way down the page!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no no, stop! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you gotta be kidding me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! shes taking this site so personally! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! NICE CHIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! but honestly, you know people on here arent too fond of you, so why post a freaking picture of yourself? YOU RETARD LOLOLOLOLOL! oh, and way to be a n*gg*r. that means no one loves you.

Hi, "coolchick," I am 22 years old and I like to think of myself as a mature adult. I am glad this site exists. Say what you will, but some of the funniest things I've ever seen or heard are on YTMND. I think most of us realize this stuff is not going to be everyone's cup of tea. What you need to realize is that what you've done here is react from an insecure position stemming from your closed minded outlook. Just remember: when you think you're better than someone, you're probably wrong.

+3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TURTLE ISLAND!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HELLO THERE. DID YOU KNOW TURTLES ARE LEIK PEOPLEZ TWO? I DIDN'T NO THATTT WE MADE THEM AN PRIVATE ISLAND AND A MANSION AND DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE ACSESS TO NUCLEAR WEAPONS? DID YOU KNOW THEY USE YOUR CLOTHES FOR ANAL EVACTUATIONS!?

+2

round of applause.

+1

i lol'd

LATER, SH*TFACES you get a sympathy 5 for that pic

Sympathy Five, up top!

Being able to put up with this comes with the privilege of the internet. There's really nothing you can do about it.

I'm sorry someone downvoted your crappy site, get over it.

+3

asl?

+1

all i head was "hey look at me i'm trying to be inkdrinker" bitch gtfo

+2

If everyone is so stupid and immature, why did you bother with making this site as well as posted continuous responses with the so called immature idiots? I come here expecting stupid stuff, that is the fun in this site. If you hate it so much why visit, let alone participate?

+1

I might have been offended if a) it was possible for teen angst to break my infinite manliness, b) I didn't just look where its coming from: ? Bring it on 519 29 (2.14) Score: 2.14 stars Prediction: 5 stars ? Link's worst nightmare 623 40 (1.95) Score: 1.95 stars Prediction: 5 stars ? You know you want me, Zelda! 838 40 (1.63) Score: 1.63 stars Prediction: 5 stars in short, your sites suck, you don't have a creative bone in your hack body, and you fail.

ouch...my pride *looks down*

+2

coolchick1, It's you agaisnt YTMND apparently.

Nice try Hitler...Your annoying voice alone, makes the world want to smack you in the face. Wasting energy and space here shows you care about this site. What, did your boyfriend "like" dumped you "like" "totally"? How many chromosomes do you have?

+2

Wow, bitch. Go on Jenny Craig and shave off those pounds... I thought u were a man until the audio started playing. I'm not kidding. Ur face is the ugliest f*cking piece of sh*t i've seen in a while... BlTCH. ;D

+2

And btw, F*CK 4CHAN YOU PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BlTCH. ;D

+2

So you are more mature, yes? I agree, fully. There is - unbeknown to many - a direct positive correlation with how much you attention seek on the internet and how mature you are. So yes, this person is mature and hence better than all of us. In fact, since the image she posted of her own face is 1,419px × 1,193px, by inputting this into the equation (fx)=5x+gooseberry we can see that she approximately ten firetrucks cooler than anyone here. In fact she is DISGUSTINGLY mature.

+1

You're really ugly. I can't quite tell if it's that you have NO chin, or that it's just really fat.Also, when it reaches my ears, your voice is about the same as what a cat sounds like when it's burning to death in a puddle of lemon juice.

+1

GO BACK TO MYTHPATHE

:( Your hurt my feelings

she only did that cause she dosent have any

GODDAMNIT! I hate when I click on a site that is supposed to be the awesomest thing ever, and it's actually a picture of a beached whale. >.<

+5

Where are all the white women at???

not here, she is a 1 quarter black and 4 quarters ugly as hell

+4

cool story bro

+1

Tits or GTFO

+3

Which one of you is slathering sh*t all over your face and acting disgustingly immature towards this poor burn victim! I want names!

+2

Ugly and a bitch. You must be quite a catch.

+3

*spits tea everywhere* IMMATURE!? Im Outraged! come on Roffles *takes dog outside and plays polo*

+2

Who is that man in the picture? He needs a haircut.

+3

Someone's got a case of bitch-itis

+1

OOOOOOH SNAP!

+1

http://rantala25percentchick.ytmnd.com/

You know, for someone who says that we should "get on with our lives" and "immature" you sure as hell are uptight about criticism and spend a lot of time at a site you don't even remotely seem to like good lass. *sips tea*

+1

I love you, will you marry me?

+2

Sh*t was SO cash

-3

You're a member too. lol

+2

this would be better if you were wearing a pink wig

n*gg*r KKK KKK KKKK KKK KKKK by the way shave your moustache you butch dyke

Yeah, you're mature enough not to understand sarcasm 90% of the time. Good job looking like a stupid f*cking bitch on the internet. Also good job on posting your dog ugly face on the internet. What's coming to you is now justly deserved.

+1

Thats one ugly bitch lol

Oh man I got duped this site was made like 7 months ago.

sh*t..me too

I found this very erotic, and was just long enough for me to rub one out, thanks coolchick.

You need some dick.

you are such a hot troll

+1

Either this is a really good troll, or this is an idiot 14 year old girl who's PMSING. I'm gonna go with the latter, Hopefully she won't try a josh cube and say IT WAS ALL A PLAN. also c*cks

Oh it's the most, Wonderful tiiiime of the Moooooooooooooooonth! When the tampons are Red and the crabbiness Spreads and her site goes 'Ker-PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!' It's the Most, Wonderful Tiiiiiiiiime of the Mooooooooooooooooonth!!!

fat bitch don't know sh*t about my dick

http://mybackyard.ytmnd.com/

BOB SAGET!

http://mybackyard.ytmnd.com/

http://latersh*tfaces.ytmnd.com/

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5'd for epic lulz. I love you, coolchick1794, and I'm giving your YTMD a solid 5 because we here at YTMND love nothing more than abuse, which is why we downvote everything... but not you. You are a rare breed of delicious, and take it from me, Doctor Leet has his eyes on you. Muah.

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http://ledgendsoflaid.ytmnd.com/

-1

And for good measure... http://vaginawall.ytmnd.com/

-1

^Now with DOOM music!^

-1

UGLY C*NT, SHUT THE F*CK UP, I SERIOUSLY GOT A HEADACHE FROM LISTENING TO YOUR ANNOYING F*CKING VOICE

Drat... I simply must stop dropping monocles into my cognak.

Yo Shaquanda... yo where da fat bitches at? Oh yeah... faaaaaaaat bitchesssss.

Also you fail at grammar: its most awesome, not awesomest... more of that maturity is coming through everyday :D

http://latersh*tfaces.ytmnd.com/

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http://latersh*tfaces.ytmnd.com I'm pretty sure it's ok to swear... you're among mature pixels.

YTMND users are disgustingly immature Coolchick1794 is a YTMND user Therefore...

http://ytmndshirtcontest.ytmnd.com/

Wow, I come back after about a month and find all this, as well as that some people have stolen the clip and remixed it for their sites. Amazing how much changes after a lengthy absence.

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this is not ur picture, go be an attention whoring n*gg*r elsewhere

+1

Hey, wanna go out sometime? lol. <= me not being serious, btw.

+2

ahahahahahaha

+1

You forgot about 4chan.

I grew up ON the internet, so, yea, how about that.

legendary girl troll?

KATHRYNE WILL U MARRY ME

This website is a fraud. I'm 5ing this only because thats not really you.

lmao i couldn't hear you, your ugly was too loud

I'm in love.

ees a witch

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

Attention! Whoever takes this picture and edits it to put this girl in a rather humiliating pose, I will sponser their site for $5.00. I will also do this no matter how many sites are made. Make coolbitch cry and raise money for YTMND! win/win.

Goddammit. Why the hell did I somehow rate this a 5?

DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF? WOW, YOU ARE RETARDED!! LOL. THIS SITE IS EXACTLY THE SAME THING YOU ARE BITCHING ABOUT! (Primative, immature, and disguisting (your face).

You are proving just how immature YOU are by bothering to make this attempt to defend yourself on the internet. Get over it. You are just as bad as what you are complaining about, making your point nonexistent. Have fun arguing on the internet.

you know what? I just had too.

+1

+1 for trolling them this hard.

Seriously, obvious troll is obvious

that sounded awfully high pitched for a guy...

goodness gracious great walls of text

+1

Her opinion privileges were taken away when she was born with a vagina. Am I right?

Doesn't seem like a very cool chick to me. Username is misleading...

Man, that's one cool chick. I mean, damn, that authoritative voice alone commands my respect. She's right. I've got it all wrong. ...get off my phone, you little pinhead!!!

Haha why is this old *ss site on the front page anyway? I forgot I had already commented on it.

Er... I guess when you call all of us users immature, that does include you as well, given that you are a - um - user? Not that being immature is something to be afraid of, but obviously you do have a problem with it. Your shipment of fail has arrived, highness... Kiss my wookie-ass! ^_^

Also c*cks!

I personally think this "CoolDick" should be burned at the stake for posting this piece of sh*t on the front page.

+1

Also, This site is NSFH (Not safe for Humanity). Burn in hell, dickweed. If you don't like the internet, you CAN leave, you know?

being 100% white ftw

awesomest...

Lol, no one likes you.

I own a video of you masturbating on webcam. I win.

Lol wow. Just wow. You said MYSPACE was mature! haha THAT'S a good one! You act like YTMND makes these memes, which is false info. I couldn't give a sh*t about ytmnd and it getting insulted, but come on bitch, get your facts straight!

You all should have seen this coming. Why else would a woman bother to come onto the internet except to complain and nag?

HELLO HELLO YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG THIS IS COOLCHICK1794MASTER2MARYO I'M NOT GOING TO PROMISE YOU STUFF I CANT GIVE YOU BUT IF ELECTED TO BE A MOD I WILL GET RID OF TWISTEDBARNEY AND LORD1LONIC ALSO I WILL DISPOSE OF ANYBODY WITH ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS IF I FIND OUT THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT DOO DOO DOO THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY FATHALFN*GG*RSKANK AND IS 100% AUTHENTIC

Im sorry I wasn't aware that women were literate or allowed to go on the internet

Its funny how she checks this frequently because she hates us soo much =D

Trolls always want attention.

Sounds like you need a c*ck up your *ss :')

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coolchick: trolling technique: 3/10 trolling response: 9/10 total score: 6/10 not bad

when you're done ranting, go make me a sandwich

How can you possibly say we're immature? All we're trying to do here, is poop in the potty while we hang n*gg*rs on trees full of dew while banging your mom on a keyboard in space, next to a flaming cat. How is that immature? Also, c*cks.

Eat sh*t, you ugly...well, you'd be a whore, but that isn't the case when you're so incredibly butt ugly that nobody wants to f*ck you...your vibrator wishes it had legs so it could run away

You sound smart.... I like you!

max, HOF the comments page

Alright, here's the deal: it's all good and fine that you your opinion, and hell, you even have a right to speak it...but just because you can do a thing, doesn't mean that you should. If this website offends you THEN LEAVE. There are plenty of people that think it's funny, and in a democracy, the majority rules. Sorry that you've got your panties in a twist, but some people choose to have a slightly different sense of humor than the quote unquote mainstream.

Also, I merely bring this up in passing, however, you take extreme offense to being called a n*gg*r, a racial slur (as you should, since it's a horrible word). However, you have no problem throwing around an equally offensive word, said word being f*ggot. You've called at least one person on this site it, and it offends me. I'm quoting you when i say "YOU'RE STUPID. Oh, and you deserve that 1. F*ggot." Direct quote from your comment on http://mannotfoundog.ytmnd.com/.

Oh god you guys we all have to quit now.

LOOK ITS A N*GG*R!

Like OH EM GEE what a valley girl