Ooh, here's a better one, Dot50Cal: http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/167214253/p1

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F*ck, my voice is destoryed, I can't read that. Maybe you can, lolololol

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Haha, that reading was amazing!

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Are you THE Crushed, of NeoGAF epic lulz and .gif mastery?

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I thought honor and shame died with the samurai a long time ago. Epic lolz

Holy effing christ, I thought fifteen thousand posts on that bipolar kid's account was bad, then I scroll down and see people with SIXTY THOUSAND posts over the course of only two or three years having the nerve to call HIM pathetic. That is endlessly priceless.

lmao, neogaf site is down

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I'm not a fanboy, that's what's so insane about this.

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In a world of guns and bombs, honor is the road to failure. Also, what a drama queen.

Seriously, WHO THE F*CK CARES IF ITS ON THE XBOX?

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remember assburgers

revolting

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I bet anyone here $50 your face is revolting.

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Dude, you owe me $50.

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And c*cks.

Like your mom on a Sunday morning after the sailors left town.

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f*ck this

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with club sauce.

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It's funny because it's still a PS3 exclusive in Japan.

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Oh I finally get it the guy is crying over FFXIII being ported to the 360. God I hate these kids with their delusions that game company's support their opinions and culture. People talk and money walks.

One possibility out of hundreds, possibly thousands, of awesome and whiny comments spawned today.

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lol

its fine. i mean we should probably drop some more atomic bombs on them or something because arent they building up nuclear weapons or something? f*cking terrorist communists

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Are you talking about Japan, FF nerds, or Champ?

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Score one for cultural understanding

Every time I see a post like this, I hear voices just like that.

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How the hell did you become featured?

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Japanophiles, Weeaboos and Japawannabes are so god damn annoying, I want to stab with a big, pointed stick

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this is HUUUUUGE!!!

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I don't know how much you guys know about YTMND (I'm an expert) but being funny is a huge part of it

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whats up shaggy

lmao I love your nerd readings hahahaha.

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I'm not sure how to feel... I mean, he IS an expert

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LOL, yeah. He might be an expert on culture (from 200 years ago apparently, but still...), but the kid has no clue how their businesses work. Their Zaibatsu were about as "dishonorable" as you can get. Of course, that doesn't make for good anime, which, I'm sure, was the source of his "expertise".

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vote 5 and comment nice on my youtube page plz http://www.youtube.com/user/bombsquad321

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Hes an expert on Japanese culture. lol.

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REPENT

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How dare a video game developer allow more people to play their video game!

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Hmm....perhaps we should listen to the expert....or not. Very much not....

. . . I wish I could come up with something witty, but all I can say is: Wow, you're voice O_o

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THIS IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWGE

5'd to counter the pinks.

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annoying

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rap music

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This sounds familiar.... Which came first? http://kotaku.com/5025233/final-fantasy-xiii-is-a-traitor-square-must-apologise

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IT WAS MR WEATHERBEE ALL ALONG, SCOOB +5 for weaboo f*gs

Hil-f*cking-larious.

+1

Terry Klassan?

sigh

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why

Japanese Culture, a Spazzed Out Reading.

This is funny as hell.

This is dumb as f*ck Oh and C*CKS

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SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS IN SSBM!!!!!!!!SOINC IS

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Dramatic reading never gets old! 5!

this is not a dramatic reading and comparing it to such is blasphemy

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This is HUGE. Laugh all you want, but tjpld has alienated an entire fad with this move. Right wheelyum?

Wow nice job getting trolled, moron

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REPENTANCE!

What's the deal with forum posts and sh*tty voiceovers on the front page today?

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This. WTF is this annoying crap.

Lulz

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, f*cking weaboo f*ggot hahahahahhhahaahahha.

you are f*cking annoying.

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:O Square won't gain back their honor until they commit suicide I guess

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Really lame voice over. Try just putting music in next.

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miserable failure

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n*gg*r teeth are always yellow on the inside

IAWTP

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(I'm an expert)

Morons looking for the same repetitive, melodramatic, predictable rehash of a dying franchise are going to buy this game either way, if only because it has the name "Final Fantasy" attached to it, even if they replace all of the actual gameplay with a still picture of goatse that changes color overlay every few minutes. That being said, this site is subpar.

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Suck.

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I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THE REST OF YOU KNOW ABOUT JAPANESE CULTURE

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annoying voice try an old man next time

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LOL LET'S TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF PEOPLE POSTING STUFF ON FORUMS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT AND MAKE THEM INTO YTMNDS

http://lolvideogamez.ytmnd.com/

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lol, now I remember why ytmnd sucks.

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LOL WEEABOO!

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Did someone say... WEEABOO?

that was terribly disturbing

GEE SCOOB, LIKE...SQUARE JUST SHOT THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT RES REY DID RAGGY.

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Epic fail. You can pick anyones post and read it in a stupid voice and suddenly it sounds funny? Sh*tty attempt at humor on something thats not even funny.

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Japan has just as much *ssh*les as any other place in the world. They're just more polite.

DeafTMND!!!! Sites designed for the blind!

I'm going to blindfold myself and walk in one direction continuously throwing punches. If God hated this as much as I did, he will guide my fist into your face.

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why didn't you just make one of these

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Whats the big f*cking deal, its multi format...

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in Japan, you bring shame to yourself

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Do NOT do voice over.. you can't do it and you sound all around retarded. It's not cute or funny.. this is funny but your voice acting fails. I

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no one seemed to care this much when Final Fantasy went from SNES (Nintendo) to playstation (Sony) way back in the day..

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This fanboy is a retard "shot themselves in the foot"? Why not "disemboweled themselves"?

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apparently, random fanboy posting + really, really enthusiastic reading = front page. I must try that sometime. "HUGE!!!!!"

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I had no idea The Gingerbread Man had such emotional investment in the Final Fantasy series.

IM AN EXPERT

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f*ck this

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Christ, I think I'm famous! I saw the video where this is from and thought it was hilarious, so I typed it down exactly as it is in the forum post, all sentences and spaces exactly the same, then posted it on /b/ as a troll. If this 'mupet345' guy didn't copy this directly from my post on /b/ then it is an extreme coincidence, lol.

f*ck yes

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EL OH EL

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wow, you realy got the angry fanboy voice down quite well.

I'm an expert.

Needs Shawn Elliot's Ralphie-voice.

Do weaboos think Japanese people are samurai and sh*t nowadays?

Gay

Amazing

AHAHAHAHAHA i'm an expert.

hey ive seen bad posts on the internet before too

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An "expert" in Japanese culture? So watching a bunch of f*ggy anime makes you an "expert" in Japanese culture?

Sadly, yes.

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So, I guess it takes an expert on Japanese culture to know the definition of the word "honor?" And also why it has anything to do with the success of a video game company?

The Muppet Show has really tried to stay fresh.

Nice Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

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lol poor fan boy. 1 less exclusive suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

meh, I don't like these types of sites, but your voice is pretty funny.