these are so bad

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symbiotic != symbolic. Fix it for 5

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It's funny how my masturbation ended up paralleling that of the series itself.

+11

QQ FF players. Crash Bandicoot and Spyro fans had it worse, and it came much earlier.

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The horror..... But wait!- ASS-BURGERS!!! :D

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Luckily not all aspies are like this. Take that from personal experience.

*agrees with omgKEKE* I've got a PS3. I haven't actually played any FF games since Nine, unless you count Crystal Chronicles for the GC. I think it's stupid to buy a console specifically to play one specific game (although ironically my main [but not singular] reason for getting a PS3 is LittleBigPlanet), and when I was deciding on a new console, between the Wii and the PS3, it came down to the PS3 having more titles I was interested in, so I got that. Also, I hope this GFAQS post was a troll.

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no one caaares

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lol

i very rarely one...

+1

my favriote kjinfd of site after nedm realistic videoi games barrel roll time travlerr anything wiht brain ppersp and captain john luke picard is when people read over the internet like this funy letters people post to the inertrnets. pewopel are stuipid lolll!@!!

I wish I could beat you to death with a very heavy spelling and grammar book.

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T_T

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what the f*ck is wrong with people!

+5

Aspergers.

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Ass Burgers.

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Epic

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We're not talking about Epic, Thats gears of war.....square........SQUARE!!!!!

So, um, FFXIII is coming out on PS3 too.. should someone go tell the guy?

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Nah, he means that it's on both consoles, so all the dirty xbox people can play it too and all the faithful PS fans get shafted.

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HOORAY FOR 360!

+4

Nah, it's funnier this way. Sorry, Assburgers. :D

...as if FFXIII on another console is anything other than a business agreement from Square Enix. Betrayal? Please. If anything, they're pleasing more people, because it's available to others now.

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Lol, very good

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The person who wrote that is pathetic. Square betrayed Nintendo. Nintendo had the BEST FF game ever, FF6. While on the Sony Consoles, Square sold their games purely off of movie cinematics and the name "Final Fantasy." After FF7, the series became garbage.

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*headdesk*

Sounds like an old dude is speaking from a retirement home.

so wait wut exactly happened? lawl

Basically the developers of Final Fantasy originally said that they would only make the game for the PS3, but now they just announced that it is coming out on the 360 too. Apparently people are upset about this.

What poetic bull sh*t.

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This is me caring.

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... and this betrayal combined with my AssBurgers is just making me lose all hope.

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I've reached a new level of Machuration

+2

Aspergers is a social disorder, its not like Alzheimer's.......... so what's with the senior voice?

+3

Reader is actually a retarded old man.

+9

Actually a retarded suicidal old man. WHAT GAME FOR PS3 HAD ONE? GUESS AND WIN 1 MILLION DOLLARS

+2

Waah, FF12 isn't PS3 exclusive anymore... Lemme go pout in the corner with my copy of Resistance and MGS4. Oh, woe is the PS3 gamer now. The 360 gamers are oh so lucky. Seriously, all these whining fan boys need to shut up and accept that the video game business is just that, a business. Also, if i see AssBurgers one more time, I'm gonna die laughing.

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I agree, the aspergers part cracked me up straight away.

+2

I'll just go enjoy my 15 hours of cutscenes and 3 hours of gameplay in MGS4

+3

hear, hear!

cool beans

are people really this worked up over a game? just for the record, final fantasy games are boring as hell... ive never played a game more epic AND boring... the kid that wrote that is delusional, disturbed, and he needs better taste in consoles, and games.

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i think the danger here is you are assuming this dude is serious, and it seems pretty clear he's being sarcastic. the joke is on you, popple.

+1

This deserves a much higher rating.

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You deserve a 2-liter rammed up your ass. Ask Champ for help.

+1

lol, I love how he bitches about it being for playstation only, yet he neglects to notice that it originally was made for nintendo. Who cares, more consoles it's on the better.

Ass Burgers.

+2

I GOT CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE

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Get rid of this sh*t....seriously

-1

If you're a gamer you have both systems anyway, who cares...

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That's so gay, homo, you F*gg0t, you're a queer aren't you, f*g, queer, F*GG0T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!@!!@!@3243215

+4

Double Lulz

C'mon downvotering *ssh*les!!! This is pure gold!

-1

Quit trying to turn ytmnd into a gay bar. This is pure man chowder.

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this voice is great all around, the post is ridiculous, win. I feel bad for that anime nerd.

+2

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::circa 1994:: Final Fantasy 6 is only on SNES?! WTF But Genesis does what ninten-don't! LOL

+5

Man what is fuking wrong with these games play the f*cking game and shut the f*ck up Jezzus.

+1

You sound like Deckard Kain.

top viewed sucks today

You're a f**king idiot. please die.

Consoles are for people who don't have good PCs.

+2

word

That was kinda sad. ='(

+2

Oh god, I can't stop crying, somebody hold me!

+2

I dont like the graphics for FFXIII there to cartoony

-1

That was good. FF games suck anyway f*cking turn based crap.

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Final Fantasy games make me sleep, they are boring and suck

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Holysh*t, did I just hear Dekkard Cain contemplate suicide because FFXIII isnt PS3 excluisve? Also AssBurgers

$599 says this kid buys a XBOX360.

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I don't know why you chose to do this as an old man, and not in a more whiney emo voice. Is it because of the reference to aspergers? If so asperger's has nothing to do with age and everything to do with Autism. Anyways I enjoyed it, but the old voice got annoying fast, and was too drawn out.

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I think it has to do with him refering to his childhood and growing up blah blah blah "joyfull reminder of youth and things past" blah blah blah

This sucks.

Aspergers is a light form of autism, which is more or less a social disorder. This is not to be confused with mental disorders such as downs syndrome or alzheimers disease.

i laughed because i read the whole thing and then read the topic title good enough to not downvote despite being a screenshot

I call Aspergers more of an excuse that socially awkward people make than an actual disease.

-1

You ever talk to anyone with aspergers? Its painful as hell, they can make a 10 minute conversation into a 3 hour ordeal.

+1

It's a real disease, but much like ADHD, it's becoming so over-diagnosed (and in this case, self-diagnosed), that no-one takes it seriously anymore. Most people who claim to have Aspergers are full of sh*t. In fact, most austistics/Aspergians specifically hate to talk about it and would rather be thought of as normal.

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LOLZ, I are use internets? I make teh comments yes? I is do good four the internets.

ASS BURGERS. People need to digg this. So we can make fun of Square Weeaboos. Direct the hate targeted at a certain group of gamers towards them lol.

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digg + ytmnd = + comment? what has happened to us?

http://lolvideogamez.ytmnd.com/

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X-2 led to my understanding of "that" opposite sex

Self-diagnosed Aspergers is awesome. Lovely reading. Beautiful, even. I could feel the pitter patter of his tears on his original PSX controller.

I agree. Self-diagnosed Asperger Syndrome FTW!

Oscar nomination?

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QUIT TAKING SCREENSHOTS OF LAMEASS FORUM POST THAT NOONE CARES ABOUT AND READING THEM IN YOUR STUPID VOICE FFS. YOUR YTMND'S SUCK. GET YOUR SH*TTY SITES OFF THE FRONT PAGE.

Out of my gratitude, I will identify all of your items for free.

Growing up i quickly realized that my life was solely based off of Diablo. Never will i know a closer bond than I've had with Deckard Cain; a man of true solace. I grow weary waiting for his plot line to blossom into the third installation of the game series. I contemplate suicide in these long, cold months of longing.

+1

beating a dead horse

-1

Dude why is it so hard for you to read out loud? You were missing out random parts? Not that I really care, boring knee-jerk bullsh*t anyway.

-1

Oh cmon, this is ridiculous...

He bought a PS3 before the game came out?? They will only go down in price....moron

F*ggy long reading.

THIS IS BORING AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

You win. God, do you f*cking win on this one. 5.

Oh...my God...I know this guy. He has the mind of a child. He was my neighbor when I was younger, and my parents basically made me visit him to keep him company. All he did was ramble on about different games, or what he drew that day. I just stood there thinking, "Someone shoot me." Heh, I remember acting like I was getting a call just to get away. His screen name is consisted of his initials, then month and year of his birth. I noticed that and nearly choked right here. All I can really say is...wow.

Ugh, I can remember his screeching and abhorrently nasally voice now...at least class with him was still highly entertaining.

If you really know this guy, I'm deeply sorry. But knowing that you know him, makes this a lot funnier!

I could tell stories upon stories, like the time he started drawing porn of various Nintendo characters, then flipped out when his mom found the book.

Read it better. You sound dumber than him sometimes when you misread. Great find, though.

WTF! he is nerdier then KAZ!

5d

You ruined this by doing a voice over..

YOU ARE A NIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

-1

5'd for *ss burgers

+1

It's just a f*cking game, damn! This dude's got some issues.

well done

that n*gg* needs to get laid

Stop making these.

+1

To begin with, I don't care. Second, having all the systems, makes me really not care. What a loser.

The troll has succeeded! You've all been tricked.

Oh no! A video game series will no longer be exclusively on a single console! How will the world ever live!?!?!?! *sooooooooooooooooob*

+2

Making fun of someone with Aspergers.... really low and really unfunny.

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-2

Wow you're a f*cking idiot. He's probably just using it as a goddamn crutch to get sympathy. Many people has mental problems but they wouldn't act as pathetic as this f*cktard n*gg*r.

-1

but claiming to have Aspergers cause you play too much video games is.

Wow. That kid's going to become a paedophile.

+1

I find this more sad than funny.

+1

He's sad because the series is finally statring to get good.

If his "birth happened at the same time," then this retard isn't quite 21? Also, betrayed? I have assburgers AND Star Wars's birthday, DO YOU SEE ME CRYING?

Aspergers is now Alzheimers

how do i cross the maltc*ck expressway in gears of war 2: call of duty 4.

Pathetic post, awesome voice, sad music, it's all there. Winner!!!