She just C'd herself

+31

She's ready for his matlab

+20

Dr. Billy V. Koen Mating call: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

+23

There's no real reason for Koen to seduce. He could easily just log in and harass her.

+27

she can f*ck him, but she'll never succeed in modern engineering

+17

i hate this site i hate matlab i hate you delete your account minus this comment go to hell

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Don't make me take out my Slide Rule...

+30

He looks like my granda pa... HAWT!

-3

9 month later she had a "C" section

+29

I totally lol'd when the 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' came up.

+5

She definitely finished C.

+8

have the happiest most fun time!

+6

how would you like to have six with him?

+3

MrSinistar's comment brought a disturbing image to mind. Koen-headed cicadas, trilling EEEEEEEEEEEE as they seek to perpetuate the cycle of MATLAB in the primeval forests.

+5

wow. you are pathetic.

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best koen site yet. period.

i love this i love matlab i love you create an alt. account plus this comment go to heaven

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no

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imagine being dr Koen and stumbling upon this website....

+16

To bad their kid will only get C's on his report card.

+8

He's about to do her MATLAB.

-2

dk its kind of lame but what else is new

-1

LMAO just noticed "C-spot" rofl

STFU steakman you stupid moo cow f*g

+1

Best Matlab site yet.

+8

nice

+5

lol, this one's actually funny

+5

wow. immediate HoF

+6

he finally just finished c

+3

Highest rated YTMND of all time plz

+1

I think it's about time you apply for a patent on Matlab sites and move on into the mass-production stage

+6

I'd hit it.

+4

And by that I mean I'll do what he wants me to do. ANYTHING.

+8

He wants you to take out his slide rool and finish C.

+8

I hate you

+4

NiteSky, I think this is the best KOENTMND to date. Well done.

+5

Finally a KOEN site that made me lol

+3

not bad

+1

revolutionary

+4

The perfect companion to "Can you believe it?" cologne

+16

one thing leads to another

+4

namely MATLAB

What is the name of the song?

+1

I was gonna say Simply Red-Holding back the years

and u did say it.

I'd hit that.

+2

think you can take out my slide-ruler?

+2

Do what I want you to do!

+9

i don't believe it

+1

epicer than the dark knight

+1

Wow- you crossed the line here and still managed to make yet another amazing KOENTMND.

+5

LLOLLLLLL

There is something so soothing about this one. lol

Kacen was right

-1

I'd love to take some extra matlab courses. ;)

My jaw just dropped...

Cue Harrison Ford playing George Michael

+1

Koen is a pimp

Even I liked this.

This is great! also Islam is for c*nts

+3

i think i can do matlab.

+1

lmao do matlab and i'l do you. Dr Koen you frisky buff devil you!

+2

Little bit creepy. o_O

+1

Somewhere, the real Koen is washing his face with acid to get the dirty feeling off of his skin after this one. Success.

+1

thanks. i'm scarred for life.

+1

Do you notice the padding on the headboard, that's to protect your head if it smashes into the board while doing it doggy style!

+3

Matlab must die.

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none of the sites made are as funny as just the straight rip of it. so I agree. This is a quality site but the lines are so over used it couldn't make me laugh even if it was made by jebus

-7

but the lines couldn't be overused because 75% of them were original ones that he had to splice and combine . listen closely

+6

yeah, i heard them dmaz. seeing as you are someone who just posted the same joke in three different sites in one day I wouldn't expect to be on the same page as you regarding things not being as funny the 10,000th time.

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Oh hey it's umfuld, that guy who reuses jokes http://waterfront.ytmnd.com/ http://no-more-no-less.ytmnd.com/

+9

Fun Fact: this dmaz bag of garbage - http://decide.ytmnd.com - is rated .11 higher than my Waterfront site. And I think I've already made it clear that I think you are just as much a shameless circle jerk upvoting scum bag as he is Savage, so I really don't care what you think. About anything

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You know, I just can't keep up when you switch between Hypocrite Umfuld and Whiny Bitch Umfuld so rapidly

+2

whatever you say hitler

-3

http://caesarsays.ytmnd.com/

+2

This actually isn't my favorite BILLY V. KOEN site, but virtually all BILLY V. KOEN sites deserve 5's, so here you go

+4

That is WRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGG.

+3

The perfect edit of "how would you like to have sex with me" made it a 5.

+9

how could you not 5 this?

+2

Someone make a site where he seduces Goneja into a three-way with an albino dolphin and I'll five that one.

-3

All I need is someone to link me a picture of Goneja

+2

You asked for it: assmaster.ytmnd.com

ahahahahaha

+2

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e--e

+3

LOL!

RIP KoenTMND: 2006-2008; you will be missed.

-4

more like rip ytmnd 06-06 mirite?

HI. this is amazing

+1

everytime i hear the e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e i just die.

+1

Fail, for misspelling "seduction" in site description.

-3

Also, fail for going to the trouble to edit "seducation" to say "ceduction". That's a whole lot better.

-3

It's a whole lot funnier... e-e-e-e-e-e-e

+1

That look on her face..... don't know if she's horny or scared or repulsed or if she's just finishing C and is ready for MATLAB

+1

shes ready for the "matlab", alright...

+1

skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet mothafukka

-1

This is obviously photoshopped.

+1

lol

+1

One of the few 1 voted comments that are worth upvoting, rofl

+2

I applaud you good sir.

love it

If only demsthenes were still alive...

loll1! this ones even funnier than teh roiginal mocvies was!! i ll bet hes gonna give her c!! and shes gona alredy be hot for him becuase hjes so damrn sexy in that withou ta shirt on!!!! sedaction and that happy face hes got on !!! lollll!!!

-1

You think she can take his slide ruler?

congratulations--you've taken a good fad and definitively killed it

-6

how?

+2

I'd hit it.

Koen LOST WAIT!

great editing work, 5 stars my freind for teh great job on this one!

-1

Geez, that woman looks like Frankie Muinz in a dress.

-1

What's the third thing he says?

matlab on the nightstand :D

+1

I sh*t myself. This is AWESOME.

hey! nitesky kills koen... NOOOO YOU BITCH!

-1

nitesky makes me lol

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can you believe it? you've already eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'd, think you can do MATLAB?