Howdjewdodat?

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BIG SAUSAGE P1ZZ4

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The hole in sausage did it for me. The look on that man's face was priceless.

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these guys aren't lacking any meat. heherareHREHARARHrrrr.

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And that's what real Spartans need.

+24

Hundreds of men partaking in a half-naked sausage-party.. Sounds like YTMND

+35

Duck sauce. What a pleasant surprise.

+6

club sauce

+8

I came expecting to 1 it, scream about beating a dead fad, and... well.. I did not come prepared to laugh my *ss off. Congrats on exceeding my expectations, man. And how the hell did you get him to say sausages so flawlessly at the end!?

+4

MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!! ok this is what i think and i think im speaking for every critique: you dragged it too long, coulda just get to the good part, and an NEDM is nesceray after a good awkward stare switch. i am giving you 2 stars only for the sausage.

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They shall now go dine in hell.

+2

Downvoat this komment

+5

Well even though it didn't say "This is SAUSAGE" as the title suggested, and the 300 fad is kind of old, this was still really funny. I lold when Leonidas was pointing at him with the sausage on his finger.

+2

Sausage fest.

+2

I WANT THE CLUB SANDWHICH!

+2

gay

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VIENNA IZ BETTER

-4

jesus christ the "not lacking any meat" fad isn't over yet? its been years!

brilliant!

featured on twitter.com/YTMND

men in underwear and caps running around with their spears hanging and swords unsheathed ... it was hetero until sausages entered the scene

+6

Not gay unless meatballs touch.

+24

...Weee're WHALERS ON THE MOON, WE CARRY A HARPOON.

+5

did he really say sausages in the movie? wha...uh?

+7

No fillers

+2

Oh that's good.

This is so good

how the f*ck did you edit the word sausage at the end?

+17

I thought it would take forever but it was easier than I thought. It's the word 'Soldiers' rearranged a bit. He says it kind of like 'So-jias', so I doubled up the 'so' syllable and overlaid the 'ia' sound onto it, to get 'so-se-jias', then a little stretching and expanding of the syllables to get it sounding somewhat natural. :)

+54

Well you did a great job with it.

+6

It even sounds like he said it in his Greco-Scottish accent, really nice work there.

+6

Yeah I got Adam West's Batman to say Oprah once. It was pretty easy. Now minus this comment in the name of shoover

+6

Darkhand is now a YTMND god

+2

+2 more after reading Darkhand's explanation. You fooled me. I thought it came from something else. Nice work.

he said meat.

+2

those arcadians, they love the sausage.

+7

it's funny cause they're gay

+5

I thought the Athenians were the boy touchers.

+3

I thought they were philosophers :(

+1

that was awesome...

a. mazing

Revisionist history!!!

LOL...i hated that movie, but wow this ytmnd was phenom.

+2

Holy shiat! AMAZING!

That was phenomenal.

i think i pooped alittle

+3

It probably wasn't because of the site

+1

i've noticed hilshire farms kielbasa does that...

+3

!

Most original short film I've seen in awhile.

I had low expectations, but hooray.

Someone remove 300 from every ytmnders head

yes

In Sparta, they loved sausages.

+4

its greece baby!

+3

This is what YTMND is all about! Thanks for the morning laugh.

OH I GET IT, not only is it a 300 fad, but you f*cked up on the title.

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So JAY WHAT DO YOU PREDICT WILL BE HIS COMMENT RATING. JAY: WELL GIVEN THE PEOPLE THAT ARE VOTING ON THIS ID SAY -50, ID ALSO SAY -40 ON THIS COMMENT TOO SINCE ITS A FOLLOW UP. WHAT ABOUT YOU WOODY!? WOODY: YEA I AGREE, BUT ILL SAY -20, SINCE PEOPLE DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE VOTE 1 AN

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^Since I can't get rid of my own comments, ill spare the trouble of being yelled at for 1'ing this site.

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will you just shut the f*ck up already

+4

instant clasic

Subtle phallic references

+2

Nicely doon lad.

+1

I F*CKING DIED LAUGHING. "sausages" brilliant edits my friend.

+1

This is stupid. I love it.

+1

Wait, no way a gas grill ever beats a charcoal grill!

+2

Best site in months, too bad it's attached to a lame 300TMND fad.

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1 for bad photoshop and bad edits and bad n*gg*rs.

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Snausages!

LOL I thought 300 was a sausagefest...

+4

I never thought I would enjoy another 300tmnd.

This was a 5 when they started to chant and then a fave once he actually said "sausages." This is flawless.

+2

Seriously, wow

PMS?

No, MMS: Manly Sausage Syndrome

+1

^ lol dyslexia

+5

lol oops

+2

I got f*cking n00bs in my house.

I will show you even a god king can eat sausage

+5

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

It was a 4 until the "sausages" edit. Lol Perfect XD

+1

Very well played ol' sport! A NEW and GOOD 300 site. Congrats for that accomplishment.

this is epic, ytmnd lives, also conans

love the awkward silence at the end

HILLSHIRE!

+2

FARM!

+1

What's so good about this crap site? Seriously?

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its funny if you have seen that awful commercial 50000 times

+1

Yea, took me awhile to realize that sites like these are made to make fun of the commercial. =/ MY BAD

flawless victory

If they forgot to bring mustard, they truly will be dining in hell.

+4

"Sausage fest" may be a little obvious, but hey I'll use it. Great editing.

+1

If they all have their sausages on sticks, why don't they just make a f*cking fire?

+1

you're reading too much into this

+4

ah screw u .. im faving it. SHUT UP!

+1

Brilliant on at least a dozen levels

So glad to see the 300 fad back in action, def one of my favs. This is a great one, 5 for you sir.

you put a lot of effort into this, +1

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Excellent Sausage Joke

+1

him saying sausages was pretty nice.

5 until he actually said "sausages"...then 6 lololoolol

simply barbaric

+2

"I said AHWOO!" made me smile

+3

You rediculous bastard.

+1

I laughed so hard at this, how could I not fav

+1

Sausages... with club sauce.

+1

One of the all time greats!

Im pretty sure i just sh*t my pants from laughing so much. Thank you for exeeding where others have failed in making a quality ytmnd.

I still can't get over the fact that he actually managed to get him to say, flawlessly, sausages. It was the punch line on an already hilarious joke.

+2

Yeah, can you explain exactly how you did that? Incredible.

scroll up

So let me get this straight. We've had the Stone age, Bronze age and Iron age and new we can include the Sausage

+3

should have added the "GO MEAT" text like the commercial does, but that's ok

+1

great job, sound seems to always be a tad behind the gif

F*CK

Holy crap. 5'd and 5'd again. Hell's bells, FAV'd!

This was the best YTMND I have seen in awhile.

+2

Agreed. It's been sh*t every time I check, but this is epic, even if the 300tmnds are old. I knew what it would be when I clicked the link, but the execution was flawless. Brilliant.

+1

I SAID A BEEF HOTLINKS!

+4

(I said a beef hotlinks)

+3

Whoa. That was fantastic.

perfect

Best thing in ages.

+1

best of the month

2008-07-27 22:25:26 TonyOrlando Pay attention people: This is the best kind of humor on YTMND. Simple, good edits, random and funny.

upvoted cause you got him to say "sausages"

This truly is sausage.

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

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BOY WACHO GONNA DO?! ACT THE FOO!!

the whole film was a sausage fest. I can see where you came up with this

-1

Sausage feast... in hell

Best ytmnd in a long time...

THIS...........IS.........AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gets punted* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!

perfect. absolutely perfect

lol

Punisher 5'd this. Of course we already know that he likes the sausage. Also, c*cks

+1

Also hotdogs, too?

-1

Also, vaginas. ;D wait what (lulz - StalkerJoeMo back on the prowl!)

+1

^ his only 5 ever, with his over 40,000 1 star votes

HAHAHAHAHAHA

+1

GO MEAT!

Better that the movie its based on.

Flawless, Fav'd

Everything about this is perfect

man that was alot of sausages to photoshop

ILL DARK YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I've come back to YTMND after a 6 month hiatus and am pleased to see the win still going strong. But what's with the top viewed? The top viewed used to be in the 5-digits, did YTMND take a popularity hit?

Your Athenian rivals will bow at your meat...

I see what you did thar.

lol, oh man, this is great

made me hungry at least

LOL!

This is amazing.

i love your sausage

Probably the only original 300 YTMND in a year.

when i say hillshire u say farms

i forgot to fav this a while back. so unnecessarily win

AWESOME

Winnage.

I thought of this today for no reason whatsoever and immediately started laughing

You win the internets.