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Site Title: Five-Star Restaurant
Site Domain: IMGONNAKILLTHATCHEF.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
AndySavage
Created on: 2008-07-31 21:06:58
Image Origin: Citibank commercial
Sound Origin: The sound of a toolchest falling down the stairs
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IMGONNAKILLTHATCHEF

Description: Harry's date is ruined.
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Comments:
2008-07-31 21:07:59
 
wait? its a good marv site?
+1
 
2008-07-31 21:31:33
 
IM GONNA KILL THAT WAITER
+11
 
2008-07-31 21:40:56
 
nice
+1
 
2008-07-31 21:49:23
 
What's with all the people making funny sites from f*cking horrible fads?
+1
 
2008-07-31 22:54:09
 
HERRO, SH*TTY BANK U WANT SUM
+6
 
2008-07-31 23:07:00
 
I'm callin' the cops!
+2
 
 
 
2008-08-01 23:53:39
 
yoursh*tiscreepingupmyleg.ytmnd.com this is the original site made 2 years ago...by the same person...........................................dotdotdot
 
2008-08-04 15:01:49
 
pretty decent
+1
 
2008-08-06 03:49:01
 
I can break these comments.
+1
 
2009-08-22 00:40:53
 
jonasgrumby.ytmnd.com
2008-07-31 21:09:59
 
...marv..??
-2
 
2008-07-31 23:17:31
 
...MAAHV???
+1
 
2008-08-01 10:08:54
 
mharve?
 
2008-08-01 10:22:07
 
MaAhrvv?!??
 
2008-08-01 22:37:36
 
Narv?
+3
 
2008-08-05 22:25:55
 
KHAAAARV?
 
2008-08-08 14:52:41
 
favre?
2008-07-31 21:10:07
 
50
 
2008-08-05 10:02:41
 
-44
+2
2008-07-31 21:16:03
 
this is so f*cking good
+4
 
2008-08-01 22:20:41
 
login 5 & fav
 
2008-08-04 11:33:24
 
login 5 & fav also. You have no idea how hard it was not to bust out laughing in my office...like really inappropriately loud. I broke blood vessels in my eyes.
+1
 
2008-08-13 17:03:41
 
I just pooped a little bit.
+1
 
 
2008-08-06 23:59:13
 
-1
 
 
2008-07-31 21:18:18
 
you're not steakman..
+15
 
2008-07-31 21:41:24
 
why do tools like you say LOL and then vote 1? It's not original or edgy.
+16
 
2008-07-31 21:51:25
 
Black-Llama's most recent sites: (1.00)
+10
 
2008-08-01 01:01:51
 
Darthwang...
2008-07-31 21:18:50
 
I'd be screaming like Marv if I saw that on my dinner plate
 
2008-08-01 05:40:01
 
I'd be screaming like Marv if i saw her at my dinner table
+11
2008-07-31 21:30:30
 
the food was...marv-elous
+56
 
2008-07-31 21:34:53
 
rofl @ Jetz. Great site, Andy.
+2
 
2008-07-31 21:46:03
 
I'd like to hire jetz to write my site descriptions
+24
 
2008-07-31 21:50:38
 
finally, a legit job
+19
 
2008-08-01 04:48:11
 
Waiter! There's a spider in my Marv!
+5
2008-07-31 21:31:59
 
4 because Father-Mckenzie told everyone never to remix the Marv sounds at below 48 dB
+9
 
2008-07-31 22:00:25
 
so what your saying is Father-McKenzie is your master?
+8
 
2008-07-31 22:57:58
 
Operation: Knightfall, also known as the Raid on the Jedi Temple, the Attack on the Jedi Temple, the Siege of the Jedi Temple, the Fall of the Jedi Temple, or the Jedi Temple Massacre was one of the first conflicts of the Great Jedi Purge, where the newly anointed Darth Wang and the GRAND COALITION of the 30 SECONDS stormed the CETI ALPHA 5, initiating a massacre under the authority of Father McKHAAAAAAAAAAANzie.
+8
 
2008-07-31 23:00:18
 
come my minions...
+2
 
2008-07-31 23:47:30
 
90 decibAls**
+1
 
2008-08-01 00:15:06
 
Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying
+4
 
2008-08-01 10:29:44
 
I thought you followed only the will of zomglolwtfzor?
+1
 
2008-08-01 17:27:14
 
squarewave30
2008-07-31 21:32:32
 
Is that...the sound of tool chest falling down the stairs?
 
2008-07-31 21:43:09
 
Commercial YTMNDs done right are some of the best YTMNDs
+3
 
2008-07-31 22:59:12
 
I kind of wish he found a way to work out the citi logo at the start, though.
2008-07-31 21:44:03
 
LOL! did NOT see that coming!
+2
2008-07-31 22:12:50
 
marvfad.ytmnd.com
2008-07-31 22:19:13
 
this is unbelievable... i have not laughed this hard in a LONG time... SO RANDOM
+1
 
 
2008-07-31 22:42:51
 
You mean you aren't gonna call it just another product placement site? You really let me down, hank
 
2008-07-31 22:45:45
 
Why would I do that? It isn't a product placement site.
-3
 
2008-07-31 22:46:47
 
http://readygether.ytmnd.com/
-3
2008-07-31 22:50:04
 
oh dear god i cat stop laughing, hhahahahhah, thats f*ckin faved
+1
2008-07-31 22:50:52
 
Yes
2008-07-31 23:04:37
 
Instant Classic. I mean absolutely random, yet flowed perfectly.
2008-07-31 23:04:39
 
WAIT....wait, wait, wait....did the host resemble Captain Jean Luc Picard to anyone else?
2008-07-31 23:11:33
 
AHHAHAHHHHHH o_O
 
2009-09-02 18:20:14
 
Hi sweetie. Anyway, Savage - you're f*cking crazy. As if your behavior before didn't tip me off to that but - first of all, when I have 3 gays -ing every comment I make for no reason except I didn't vote 5 you lose the right to complain about the +/- system. Second - I'm not doing anything but if I were it's not grounds for banning. Third - You're the one who's spamming my comment pages with spite. On one you even posted that I was trying to flame you by NOT commenting on your site. YOU'RE F*CKING CRAZY.
-2
 
2009-09-02 18:22:44
 
And you just PM'd me saying how much you hate my 1s and my spiteful comments on your sites - crazy person - you started doing both of those things to me first. You're so f*cking insane that you expect to do that to me yet feel outrage that I would dare do it back to the great Andy Savage. You and wisdumecube should have crazy moron man sex with each other. Because I can't see how you both wouldn't enjoy it. Think about it.
-1
 
2009-09-02 18:40:52
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection I 1'd a site of yours once. And you flipped out. And I said you 'lacked balls' for not commenting with your 1, after you called my 3 a 'pussy's downvote.' That comment itself was you baiting a flamewar, not your lack of comment.
 
2009-09-02 18:42:29
 
didn't read
-2
 
2009-09-02 18:44:11
 
oh jesus. i pray you get banned for good this time
 
2009-09-02 18:48:33
 
Sad fact is, Andrew, over the past few weeks alone I've made 2 to 3 dozen sites better than this one. So, go 5 another Lacrossestar83 or Wisdumcube site and continue to pray for the person who makes the best sites to be banned. Because you're good for YTMND.
-2
2008-07-31 23:16:23
 
Laughality!
2008-07-31 23:20:45
 
Amazingly good
2008-07-31 23:30:42
 
Your five is ready, sir, medium rare. We hope it is to your liking!
+1
2008-07-31 23:32:55
 
whoa
2008-07-31 23:36:29
 
http://chariotsofmarv.ytmnd.com/
2008-07-31 23:38:41
 
1'd for being too good
+3
2008-08-01 02:26:46
 
Lol sound origin.
-1
2008-08-01 02:40:03
 
No ear raep?
2008-08-01 03:19:29
 
that scream is probably one of my favourite screams of all time
 
2008-08-04 02:20:38
 
You mean, next to the Wilhelm scream?
 
2008-08-08 08:53:35
 
better imo
2008-08-01 04:26:55
 
5 for your sound source description alone
2008-08-01 04:28:48
 
What is this, a good ytmnd? When did people start making these?
2008-08-01 04:55:00
 
hahahahaha
2008-08-01 05:05:23
 
Andy, you... YOU did that.
2008-08-01 05:12:54
 
-1 for 'the wine list was phenomenal!!' making me want to choke a bitch but +5 for "maaahv?"
 
 
2008-08-01 07:50:28
 
Smart humor has never worked on YTMND. Still, not so stupid that it isn't at least mildly amusing.
2008-08-01 07:29:28
 
This was a fave-star restaurant
2008-08-01 07:30:08
 
disappointing Andy, you feel good about yourself?
2008-08-01 09:10:19
 
best site in the last couple weeks! GOLD
2008-08-01 10:01:45
 
XD
2008-08-01 10:11:34
 
5 star for 5 star restaurant
2008-08-01 10:27:47
 
taht wash teh shound ouf a toulchest fhalling down teh shtairs. OUUHK
2008-08-01 10:51:02
 
looks like a delicious meal
2008-08-01 10:56:03
 
MARV?
2008-08-01 11:33:33
 
recently more than ever, users have been complaining about fads, but where would ytmnd be without all the fads that originated here. if people didnt keep reusing fads then they wouldnt be fads would they
-2
 
2008-08-01 13:19:50
 
This is why I support more liberal gun laws.
-5
2008-08-01 12:13:56
 
Looks like her dish was lacking meat :-(
 
2008-08-01 14:41:13
 
marv is meatier than you'll ever be
 
2008-08-01 19:34:42
 
So sensitive!
 
2008-08-03 17:32:09
 
its not lackin any meat... and thats what real women need HUAHAGLAHA
+1
2008-08-01 12:15:26
 
yes
2008-08-01 12:54:38
 
Meh, not all that funny.
-4
2008-08-01 14:40:36
 
5 for home alone
2008-08-01 15:05:21
 
lol maahhhv? They should let you do their next commercial it would have a better chance of getting my attention.
2008-08-01 15:14:53
 
That's embarassing.
2008-08-01 15:19:33
 
lokl tlakign jwllo moled!!!! she sholkdnt ate taht!! -1 fro are rape!! lol jk no wayyu i woul dtake away suc h starrts for tihs piecve fo genioues!!! wine!
-2
 
2008-08-01 15:22:18
 
You're not funny at all, go delete your vote and get off my comment page
+4
 
2008-08-01 15:41:54
 
i voet d fiev fro yuo!! why you got so anoyerd? at em?!!! tuchy aren evey bodey todaye? ok i go out lol!!!
-1
2008-08-01 16:15:39
 
I received a PM from someone telling me I need to explain why I don't like certain sites because I am coming off as a bully. So for the record, let me explain why I gave this a two. This is a random joke insertion where I felt it wouldn't have mattered what head you put in there. It could have easily been Sean Connery saying "You're the man now, dog" or Billy Koen saying "Can you believe it, you've already finished C. Do you think you can do Matlab." In this case you chose Marv.
+2
 
2008-08-01 16:20:57
 
Now I hated Home Alone and I hate the Marv fad. I have never upvoted a Marv site. Honestly when Marv showed up, I was rather annoyed. So I voted accordingly. My vote isn't a reflection on how I feel about AndySavage. I gave his cuff site a five and I have given him many fives. In this case I felt he missed the mark. No big deal.
+2
 
2008-08-01 17:02:38
 
you still suck
-2
 
2008-08-01 17:31:46
 
Maybe, but I'm honest and I think for myself.
+3
 
2008-08-01 17:58:58
 
lol, hank, i want you to take a second and read over that paragraph you just wrote,
 
2008-08-01 18:01:57
 
and imagine me writing it word-for-word (minus the relevant characters/quotes) on the comment page of http://can-you-believe-it.ytmnsfw.com/. I appreciate you explaining yourself and all, but do this for me and you might see how stupid it sounds coming from you.
 
2008-08-01 18:25:42
 
...and now you know why I don't care to write long essays explaining why I don't like a particular site [speaking to the person who PMed me]. Seriously though, my taste for a site depends on my frame of mind at the time. What I like now, I could end up hating in an hour and vice verca.
 
2008-08-01 20:18:33
 
Sounding stupid never stopped AndySavage before.
-3
 
2008-08-02 00:59:39
 
OH SNAP GREENSCREEN
 
2008-08-02 03:40:39
 
Vote Hack: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7181/00ju4.png
 
2008-08-03 20:07:39
 
Would you like some more straws to grasp at? I know you watch the spy all f*cking day and probably logged each of my site's votes in notepad, if I votehacked at any time then show me a list of alts I used. Or maybe just one. Just ONE alt. While we're on the subject, I will say that I did notice several people 1'ing my sites whose accounts apparently hadn't been used since 2006, I'm just gonna throw that out there, you can take that however you want
 
2008-08-04 00:22:25
 
"I know you watch the spy all f*cking day and probably logged each of my site's votes in notepad" "I will say that I did notice several people 1'ing my sites whose accounts apparently hadn't been used since 2006" lol
 
2008-08-04 04:58:34
 
Guilty as charged. I always leave spy open in a tab whenever I make a new site. It's pretty ridiculous that we can't just access a full record of all of the votes for any particular site.
 
2008-08-04 08:10:58
 
imo spy should just be taken away from the public, all it does it cause people a lot of frustration when they see someone 1 their sites
 
2008-08-04 09:19:02
 
That's because they have no lives when the computer is off. Watching spy or f*cking around here all day is understandable: we're all OCD or we wouldn't be posting comments on stupid websites. I'm usually at work and bored. Maybe Umfuld gets paid to watch spy by fourest. Who knows. But actually getting angry that some stranger on the internet voted 1 on one of these stupid sites, well that's just sad.
 
2008-08-04 12:27:27
 
I think Umfuld's the only one with OCD here. I leave a spy window open, check "my sites" and let it fill up, and check on it every hour or two at most, if I'm even around the house.
 
2008-08-06 12:05:32
 
what's spy?
 
2008-08-06 21:48:58
 
James Bond
 
2008-08-07 22:44:17
 
aw naw you dih-int!
2008-08-01 16:17:58
 
Nice Job
2008-08-01 16:33:38
 
Marvelous.
+1
2008-08-01 17:29:22
 
Good.
2008-08-01 17:40:55
 
One of the best/funniest sites ever, instant 5
2008-08-01 18:09:15
 
Outrageous. Harry ordered the Silver Tuna Special, not the Carved Marv!
2008-08-01 18:42:03
 
destined for my fav list
2008-08-01 19:22:31
 
I almost went for the mute button once I saw Marv's face
2008-08-01 20:31:17
 
Random, therefore 5!
2008-08-02 02:08:11
 
Five star vote
2008-08-03 21:10:11
 
MARV!
+1
2008-08-04 00:21:10
 
5 STAR SUCK MY DICK http://haljordan.ytmnd.com/
2008-08-04 00:50:04
 
If the marv head wasn't animated, and done so well, this wouldn't have warranted much more than a 2. Bravo. (Also SFW)
 
2008-08-04 01:05:37
 
Also I think this may be the culmination of the Marv fad, anything further would be redundant and stupid.
2008-08-04 02:15:08
 
This is begging for some Lost Horizon facemelter action!
 
2008-08-04 02:21:46
 
No, this is a site that should never be copied or turned into a fad, it should be what it is and just that. Otherwise it loses it's potency.
2008-08-04 09:01:30
 
this 1 comes to mind all the time lmao.....MARV? hahaha
2008-08-04 13:34:12
 
Phew, that was a lot of clicking. I have negrepped every comment in this site, in the hopes that everyone will do the same to this comment.
+3
 
2008-08-05 18:17:31
 
But what is someone posireps them all? Then nobody will notice your work.
2008-08-04 15:30:28
 
NEDM the girl's date at the end for a 10. Yes it would be too many jokes on one site, but I like NEDM, so bite me.
+1
2008-08-04 16:53:54
 
I like. It's even better cause I hate that damn commercial.
+1
2008-08-04 19:59:16
 
...Random.
2008-08-05 03:21:42
 
best quality marv site
+1
2008-08-05 06:55:15
 
ok. that was well done.
+1
2008-08-05 10:14:11
 
The food was... a SCREAMER.
+1
2008-08-05 12:32:46
 
http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/875235 for the original video.
+1
2008-08-05 18:43:12
 
holy sh*t that ending was a surprise! marv?
2008-08-05 19:45:26
 
+5 for unexpected.
2008-08-06 00:46:21
 
Marv??
2008-08-06 01:26:45
 
haha, win
2008-08-06 02:56:02
 
Oh my god, I lol'd so hard...
-1
2008-08-06 11:21:14
 
awesome
2008-08-07 07:08:08
 
FINALLY, A GOOD YTMND
2008-08-07 13:29:57
 
5'd and Fav'd... especially for the sound citation :D
2008-08-07 13:56:34
 
Very good.. Did not expect that
2008-08-07 14:13:53
 
HAHAHA
2008-08-07 16:02:50
 
slandering the irreverent with rationality
-3
 
2008-08-07 21:17:14
 
Come again?
+2
2008-08-07 18:11:47
 
no lie, i watch this site 3 or 4 times a day, and it never fails to crack me up
2008-08-08 13:36:11
 
...with club sauce?
2008-08-08 19:52:51
 
hahahahaha holy sh*t, this ones funny.
2008-08-08 20:14:59
 
YES!
2008-08-08 20:55:52
 
just goes to show you dont need ear rape if yer good
2008-08-08 21:26:30
 
What the f*ck
2008-08-08 23:55:03
 
So unexpected!!!! 5/5 fav'd!!! :D
2008-08-10 16:17:01
 
I was expecting a picture of Herman Li to be on the plate
2008-08-14 19:40:05
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
-1
2008-08-18 19:35:15
 
I laughed for like 15 minutes, unable to function during so... Gimme back my 15 minutes!!
2008-08-27 18:30:52
 
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bI7SFyevM
 
2008-08-27 19:23:24
 
BTW, this is this site on YouTube by a user who puts a lot of YTMNDs on YouTube.
2008-09-01 16:26:30
 
http://putitbacklink.ytmnd.com/ <--I stole your idea and ran with it
2009-07-29 16:31:40
 
5
2009-07-29 19:41:45
 
You had me at citibank. You lost me at Marv.