Best dew all year.

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Also, in before all the other f*gs abuse the nested comment thing

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But I still like PatienceKing's better

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Wow, I really couldn't understand more than 5 words that he said without your subtitles, which sadly are the closest I can get to his speech resembling a word. "Make me fries!"

+3

this will be in all time top no doubt. i gurantee it.

+2

this site will be killed™

Make me fries.

+7

" Hey look-All the best gags, including "make me fries" are ripped off from a youtube link over a year old and with 2 million views http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU " i just thought that comment should be more visible to all you upvoters who didnt know.

+1

Oooh, looks like BtB finally found this. Guess he doesn't like being called an imbecile

hey joey, do you ever think for yourself...i will let you confer with your masters before answering that question.

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Nope, just following the leader. Wait, wat?

+1

Also, this is nothing like the Youtube. Imbecile

+1

true - at least the youtube does the whole song.

-1

Bob, still five'd for him bringing it to YTMND

Respect.

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I need a site to show off my art without having to make a site about it, so here: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/b/5/6b547574fc22071cd402cfa0acaf89b5.gif

LOL 404 NOT FOUND

idk you tell me

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We all love your snarky comments on every single good site in existence, but is the 1 really necessary?

+4

yes because this site is sh*t and you should all f*cking know it

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Except it's not...

+2

oh it is. were gonna have to sit here and watch this bullsh*t for the rest of the f*cking week now.

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Why do you think this site is so bad, really? I think a lot of your votes are unjustified. It's okay to have an eccentric taste in humor, but I think deep down you realize that a site like this deserves more than a 1. I think you should be reasonable.

+1

its a sh*tty version of PatienceKing's site which was ok, but most of the sh*t in here is a stretch

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I respect almost every user's opinion, and I cherish honest votes, so if you truly feel it deserves a 1, then I think that's how you should vote. I just found it a bit surprising is all.

+1

or maybe my own life is so pathetic and miserable that the only solace i find is coming in here and telling all of you off.

+15

lol what am i saying, my life is awsome.

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Awesome indeed: http://ytmndreading.ytmnsfw.com/

+2

I think he's just angry cause he's got a ton of sites with massive views but max won't make him pink. I feel for you steakman but come on 1? 1's are delegated to darthwang and farkle type sites, if you really don't like this you should at least give an extra sympathy star for effort.

+1

I agree. 1 star is really uncalled. Maybe under your misconduct lies something you dont want to share with us.

+1

yeah your right, this is the greatest ytmnd ever, my 1 star is really out of line.

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and what a sh*tty alt

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what did you suck pirate steve's dick to make it sfw

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like i said, steakman... many calibers

+1

Admit it. Right now, just a little bit, you wish you were artF*G.

+1

lol i thoguh it type bed wettre and this wasn tabout wettign a beds!!!

I fav'd after razor gator

LASER GAY

+4

*better dew

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approved with lulz! ba ba BOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEY

+1

It's inexplicable how awesome this is

+2

Excellent

I lost it at "Make me fries".

+1

NO SH*T XD

Wheres the funny?

-2

Where's your sites?

+2

I deleted all of them

+4

Why did you pull a humbajoe?

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probably a good thing

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i see btape's back.

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No it was me this time...

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also the tongues part's always sounded something like "i don't wanna wet on a box or a bag," also kudos for poking fun o' bob, also cox.

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5 FOR MAKE ME FRIES

Pearl Jam will earn you five.

= leadbelly

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I was hoping the song was Pearl Jam... and it was. 5'd.

F*CKING WIN

make me fries WANT + pearl jam = 5

+1

lol

lol, make me fries!

make me fries

Pearl Jam was an awful band

I really don't like these "sh*tty memes from the internets." With the exception of the best of the Dews, which are about context rather than "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"isms, they're really just the web2.0 equivalent of Mad Libs. I'm hypocritically giving this one a higher score than most of them, though, because I think there's hope for you despite.

+5

yah...but tell us how you really feel

+2

Really, I hate things.

+2

1994 ftw

Goodjob! Pearl Jam's awesome. You are awesome.

+1

No, you are awesome.

+1

Great lyrical interpretation. :)

commenting on an epic ytmnd

you're gonna like the way you look

I'm surprised no one else thought of this, really. No one knows what Eddie Vedder is saying, so why not assume it's jibberish?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU I wanna leave Bennigans

+1

box or a bag

Mmm, fries.

3

-1

And a coal miner said "Not a ho!" Oh, those crazy coal miners!

ALRIGHT!!! SUCK MY DICK!!!

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fav'ed for MS Paint

one of my favorite songs, f*cking hilarious

Pretty good

holy f*ck what is going on with every1 voting on this silly old bullsh*t ytmnds

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WHARGARBLEE

make me fries

The "make me fries" part got me.

I guarantee I smoke 8 packs of cigs a day.

+1

fukken lol'd

Weird Al Yankovic did this better 16 years ago.

Weird Al is also the god-master of parody music, and this is a YTMND. Done with MS Paint. It's like rating a child's fingerpainting on the standards of the Sistine Chapel.

Weird Al never did this song

ARTF*G WAS ABLE TO *BUILD* THIS IN A *CAVE*! WITH A BOX OF *PAINT*!

I liked this. Here's one you might like too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU Same idea, but he does the whole song. /Potato wave

Beautiful, sir! Screw the ignorant masses.

BabaBOOEY

Stolen From YTMND FTW!!!!!!! I likes it.

good job. worth the effort. hilarious!

how can you not want steak? is that y steakman 1'd?

lol, wut

make me fries!

Huey Ledbetter, aka Leadbelly

faved for want fries

Too much /b/, but I have to confess I'm a sucker for the dog's facial expression when fries are offered up.

Thanks for making fun of that sh*tty band

Against all my good judgement I lol'd,

I don't want a steak. That's where I busted out laughing.

one day in the near future as ytmnd will become a wasteland, you will look back and see how right i was. but until then, keep on sucking keaton's dick and keep on spending 4 days making sh*tty sites.

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This sh*t is seriously funny! Awesome!!!

o_o I vomitted blood a few times

bababooieee made me lol

Hey look-All the best gags, including "make me fries" are ripped off from a youtube link over a year old and with 2 million views http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

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wow thats pathetic.....when youtube steals from ytmnd everyone throws a heartattack. but when someone from ytmnd steals from youtube, everyone upvotes it...its a sad sad internet.

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thanks, vote adjusted.

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lame

-2

make me fries

dude thats the SH*T!

I heard this song on the radio at work today. It wasn't until I got to the cash register (closer to the speakers) when I realized what song it was. I lol'd in my mind.

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downvote my comments some more, motherf*ckers

-1

dick comparing contest

I think i finally understand what perljam is saying now. Bravo! 5 stars.

That's where you went.

thank god someone else won

+3

Reminds me of the one made by PatienceKing

5'd