confess your sins, heathens.

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I must confess.... IMMA STEAKMAN!

i have alts to downvote ur sh*tty sites. please die.

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I've never actually had a plate of Clam Chowder

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i thought ficklefackle was the name for the carmelly popcorny snack

this is seriously funnier than 99% of sites in the last year...sad. but seriously i laughed. dont forget. "i use alts to downvote bob-the-builder's comments. lol

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my little brother used to upvote my sites because he didn't really care about the rest of ytmnd but he just loves me and wants me to succeed. since we lived together he would use the same computer as me. since he doesn't understand much of ytmnd other than the view/vote/comment stuff, i'd log in as him to delete his votes so that the people who think ytmnd is serious business wouldn't get all freaked out. apparently even deleted votes can be seen by people with über h4x0r skillz (Umfuld)

he got really sad when he saw that, i tried to calm Umfuld down, he kept up his *ssh*le persona, and i just ended up deleting that site with his rant on it. now that he's been removed from ytmnd, i think i'll try to get my brother to come back , vote for other people, maybe even make some sites.

true story (©2008 lacrossestar83. all rights reserved. used with permission. i love my lil bro, no matter what goes down on teh internetz)

like we didn't know that...

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I used to have alts untill btape found out about them v_v

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I don't like doing this

Hay me too!

I used to have alts until Umfuld found them.

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lol, umfuld phases

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MrSinistar deserves to have his featured user status back if this is the best you're doing.

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Sin should totally be featured.

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I prefer to have him unfeatured, it gives more reason to peruse the recently featured page, giving life to unfeatured ytmnd's, just like the good 'ol days.

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I'm kinda 50/50 on the whole thing, really. One part of me really wants to be featured again, and the other half is like, "meh, the featured user thing sucks *ss anyway". I guess what got mad the most is that max never told me why I was taken off. I was striped of my pinky dignity!

it would be better if there were like 4-5 of them that rotate

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agreed. ATE

I need more of these, pls.

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SIN

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#4859 Sometimes I sit on my hand for a long time until it goes numb then I whack off, I call it 'the stranger'.

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I used my alts to [-] this

That's the funniest JoeyJoeJoe post in a long time. I'll be back to [-] this if it turns out to be a joke you stole...

It is a stolen joke. I've heard it before. I just don't remember where.

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Actually, you are correct wisdumcube. I'm really not that funny

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...but I don't remember where I heard it.

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It's called "Chapelle's Show"

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probably not the chapelle show

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aww crap, now I have to go and minus your comment.

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I used my normal screen name to plus that comment gr33nscr33n =O

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yeah im pretty sure it was chapelle's show

i remember it from a movie before i saw it on chappelle.. ocean's 11 or gone in 60 seconds er sumthin..

I remember hearing it on Scrubs and somewhere else before that.

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i believe it was on family guy >_>

it's even here, http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/rolodex-of-love/

ive heard it on scrubs and gone in 60 seconds

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i dunno about that ^ but i know its in Whipped

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*meow*

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i vote 5 on gay sh*t

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I actually hate bananas.

Sometimes I think Goneja is actually kind of funny but I only vote 3 because I can actually hear his scream all the way from Long Island.

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Is that what that is?! Now that I know, I don't have to duck and cover on my way to work.

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god im so confused

I JUST WENT GAY! ALL OF A SUUDEN!

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I know you do

This one time, at band camp,

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I crap standing up

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thats gay

People like my comments. See ----->

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This site reminded me of GTA Vice City because of the pink font

I..I dont believe in Connery....IM AN ARNOLDIST!

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I like the song. Can somebody tell me which Siriusmo song it is?

I also remember when you used an alt to rip on yourself, too... and if could remember which one it was, that would helpful.

alright time to confess. i hate n*gg*rs

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Crime.

I'm really Maryann from Brooklyn.

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The music is pretty cool

wow an appeal whore

this sh*t is junk. kill yourself

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wow

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why would you get so riled up over a YTMND site?

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

You can't break those cuffs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i use to but umfuld told me i could get banned so i stoppeed. and steakman stop 3ing my sites with your alt 5them

Confession: I don´t get the 10% of ytmnds.

i love all your sites but i 1 them out of jealousy

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