who the f*ck shops at cvs

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KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK

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Mario.

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lol at Foot Doctor after a 24 minute wait

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I SHOP AT THIS FINE ESTABLISHMNT

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I remember quite clearly, last June, I watched a mattdh12 YTMND. And I didn't like. But then I poured curry sauce all over it, and I just yummed it up.

-2

There's no footdoctor in this, prairedoge. I checked the .gif, the big sandwich is the last frame.

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"and THAT's the wayyy it issssssss!" (hoping someone noticed the CVS Music...)

NOOOOOOOO!!!! DukeNuke, why'd you have to give it away? I wanted to fool a bunch of people so that they would sit and wait 24 minutes for nothing. Geez, no one can play along anymore.

+2

5'd for Hassan'd after 5 days of wait.

+10

OBVIOUSLY, Mario shops at CVS

WOW SOMEHOW IT WAS VERY VERY ENGAGING lol.

Well atleast the title didn't lie...

+4

Mario should've made PEACH make him that sandwich.

+4

It should have the flagpole victory music when the sandwich is done. Mario has bars on his van windows A) to defend against flying shells or B) keep abducted children from escaping. You make the call.

MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN HE MAKES THE SANDWICH.

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2008-07-15 14:12:31 mattdh12 "mario + ______ = 5"

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Genius

+4

F*cking Genius.

+4

Pure F*cking Genius.

+2

Absolute f*cking genius.

-1

Pure Absolute F*cking Genius

+5

Purple Abs Flute ucking Genius For Gods SAke

+1

Pure f*cking Peanut butter jelly sandwich Genius God Damit

+1

where did you come up with a scam like that?

+2

Flappidy F*cking Good God Sh*t genius for the man now dogs sake canned tomatos

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Insane c*ck-fadging twunty-socks blithering insect genius.

Who the f*ck gave this a 1?

+5

It wasn't me.

+1

I did!

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be quiet halfy, you don't have any legs

+3

wow

SonOfNothing

One for: Product placement, annoying music and "Keywords: OBEY MY DOG" <--What the F. Other than that it was pretty creative. I hate you.

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But mostly 1 for CVS

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SonOfGod just explained why I like this.

+21

SonOfGod's highest rated sites: This user has no sites.

+11

Good one, mcroix. I managed to get a 3.5, and I don't even have photoshop!

+1

Doctorsax13 and SonofGod gave this a 1

WELL SH*T.

all the sound effects, especially the aim ones, completely f*cked with my mind. 5'd.

+1

SAMMICH TIME

-1

not another CVS nostalgia site PLZ

+18

f*cking classic good sir

what the f*ck is this sh*t

+9

thanks for making this

+4

How much time did you waste making this?

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^ This user currently has no lists. ^

+9

http://nolists.ytmnd.com/

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That ytmnd sucks

expertly crafted

+1

i love the aim noises.

+4

I laughed so f*cking hard at this. The cacophony of overlapping music seals the hilarity. Amazing.

+6

I don't think I've ever felt hatred before Mario turned on the radio the second time.

+7

^ LOL!

+2

that overlap sound reminds me of sh*tty flash. sometimes flash movies like that would make me laugh because they were so awful.

Thank God you used Mario and not the Crazy Frog / Annoying Thing! I sort of missed "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" at the end, though.

-2

fantastic

what does your dog want us to do?

+1

Kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

+10

Send money to Nigeria

Amazing.

lol

fix sound kkk kkk kkk

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I keyword searched OBEY MY DOG and this is what came up.

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That's not possible. mattdh12 separated the three words with commas, that's why they are in their own individual blue world. Now it's believable if you had said that you found this site by searching for "OBEY" or "MY" or "DOG" because that would happen. Searching the keywords for "OBEY MY DOG" would not bring this site up. You are a liar.

+11

I will never believe any of poopypants26's lies ever AGAIN

+10

I am going to kill the next person who says the word "Sandwich" in my presence. I hope you're happy.

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$

+1

5 for sound

+1

-2 for making me look at teh sandwhich for so f*cking long also why is this in 20 colors gifs are a little bit better since 1994

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my god you are as dense as gold brick, aren't you?

+15

Go to hell, or at least delete your account.

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Look, Goneja doesn't care what I think of him again!

+7

I know, and that mario looked like he came from 1984!

+4

seriously, do you have like a fan club from the art gallery that goes around supporting you?

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I'm not referring to the cheesy nature of the edits in the gif, the gif is 2.0mb, there's an extra mb there that could be used to make things look just plain better god damnit. ytmnds are less enjoyable when they are full of dithering bullsh*t. plain f*cking fact. it's not that funny either, "hey look at how f*cking bad he edited this lol lol genius...no dude, thats the joke, its edited cheesily"

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don't be mad just because you thought there was something after the sandwich and stared at it like a doofus for 5 minutes.

+11

Goneja, I knew you were a f*cking moron but if you can't tell that mattdh12 limited the gif colors on purpose, well, you're even dumber than I thought. Complaining about his site looking like it was made in "1994" is like saying "I'd really like Sonic Youth better if they got rid of all that distortion" or "The Boondocks would be so much better if it was about two white kids."

+15

SING IT!

+2

And no, I don't have a "fan club...that goes around supporting [me]." You just make an *ss of yourself every time you get into an argument here because you're just not very smart.

+5

Hey -- my comment was *sarcastic*.

+1

i agree with greenboy mostly, but i dont think the gif image looks dithered on purpose. with some programs and images theres not much of a choice. does anyone care what i think? no. let me continue. i have a girlfriend and we have sex. that having been said, i believe this ytmnd (http://kittyaids.ytmnd.com/) to be the best ytmnd ever made. i did not make this site, it was made by a user with a very similar looking name. i am funny.

gomenja is a gay rasta man

+5

goneja lost

+5

Goneja misses the point and insults others because he thought he got the point, but really he can't figure out what the point was and how he missed it, so he insults others in frustration over the point he missed.

+5

F*GGOT

+2

I didn't miss any point. This ytmnd was not about low gif quality resolution. It was about a Mario joke. my point is 100% valid. you're f*cking stupid if you can't get *my* point.

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notice i didn't make any f*cking mention of the borders surrounding objects like mario. I CAN GET THE POINT THATS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO CROP IMAGES. But making the gif SH*T 50 COLORS does not seem like it was meant to be done.

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Nevermind the fact I give it a three..yet I get treated like a scumbag who 1'd it. -2 more for the f*ggot pissing contest. "but i dont think the gif image looks dithered on purpose" lickit says the same damn thing I do gets nobody in his face over it. So f*ck it. Your ytmnd sucks.

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So Goneja, tell us how you really feel.

+3

Subtracting two just because a few internet comments hurt your feelings is a desperate move to make yourself feel better. Notice how the quality of the site has not changed since this argument (or lack there of) and yet it is somehow even worse in your eyes. F*ck it, we'll do it live!

+10

Just do yourself a favor, and try not to put so much importance in winning arguments. Even if you have valid points, you don't do a good job of getting them across. Your attitude and your slander pretty much neutralize any chance of someone agreeing with you.

+4

i cant believe u guys had this argument over mario makes a sandwhich

+9

Goneja you're halirous

-1

lol at my spelling

+2

gr33nscr33n - 1 Goneja - 0 You lost. Get over it.

All one has to do is look at past Mattdh12's sites and see that his low color is his style. Goneja and likeitwellhiem are wrong.

wisdumcub sums it up perfectly: F*CK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

i never really took notice of this guy but, wow, "what a f*ggot"

+1

anger z0n3

yougotphckedinthe4ss.ytmnd.com

Nice. I laughed, perhaps out of disbelief. Creative.

+1

This is so awsome on so many levels because it is not funny but somehow funny. FAV'D!!!

+1

I couldn't stop watching that sandwich

-1

Welcome to my world.

there's a face in the sandwich

+1

It looks like the Virgin Mary

best site ive ever seen

+6

QFT

+1

(cue) For Treason

-1

I think you may be the user with the most sites on my favorites list.

+2

Wtf?

i'm going to put this on the fridge.

video games are cool and so are PB&J sandwiches BUT mario forgot to jump his head into the shelves so some fluffernutter would fly out big mistake

+3

astounding realism

David Lynch should hire you to score his next film.

This is an abomination. Die.

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you've liked 8 of the 24 sites youve voted on. what was the point of you registering to this site?

+11

I could ask the same of you for living. Die.

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K0D1AK still replies to people with comments that make no senzze and r insulting becauz he haz no skillz and no sitez.

I COULD ASK THE SAME THING OF YOU LIVING!

LOL, losers.

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I could ask the same thing of you, Living.

Good one! How original!

-2

your responses are less original than all these lame comments.. in YOUR FACE, high school style.

Dude wtf are you on? I loved it.

+1

great non-freeform cropping

Every site on the front page should be replaced with this for the next 22 years.

+9

But...then no one will 'break those cuffs'! Or make a sand...wait...

The ending is what really brought it all together. Brilliance.

2008-07-23 00:36:16 mattdh12 "im so sick of this mario crap, it will never end"

+2

2008-07-15 14:12:31 mattdh12 "mario + ______ = 5" is even better, because this actually is a 5, and it wouldn't have been if it were colbertmakesasandwich.ytmnd.com

Also it was on your site, which he 1'd.

wait did he buy PB&J from CVS phramacy?

-1

Someone should make a PTKFGS of Mario making crystal meth buying tons of sudafed from Publix.

I find it funny how this wouldn't last 10 minutes on Newgrounds, but here it gets on the top viewed AND liked.

+4

that's one of the many reasons why newgrounds sucks c*ck olo

it's funny cause it's funny

+3

wat

lol, epic sandwich maneuver.

+1

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+1

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+1

That music was annoying.

-2

genius

Unique, kept my interest, original and funny. 5'd.

Amazing.

HOF

epic sandwich maek!!!!

8 bit sandwich ftw.

I lost my sh*t when he hit play on the cd player and it was the mario theme.

+5

i saw it coming

I just...

5 up

I was pleasantly surprised by this. Thanks!

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^ This user currently has no lists. ^

+23

omg SURVAR ADMIN

+3

Quick everyone upvote his comment!

-6

this site will be killed™

5 for random wtf factor and ear rape

F*cking genius.

If I could give this a zero I would. F*ck you and your terrible excuse for sprite manipulation. Die.

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you can delete your vote. that'd make it a zero.

+5

We aren't worthy of this brilliant site.

+1

lol wtf.

"3p1c mu51c"

"make me a sandwich." "poof, you're a sandwich."

+5

FAV'd this comment.

Sheer Brilliance!

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Newgrounds should close up shop--they'll never be able to top Funny for No Reason.

+1

Superios MS Paint Skills

+2

Sorry, this is just awful

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I agree this was horrible.

-2

As you command my master. 3.

-1

LAL!

very nice sir

+1

The audio SUCKED, the animation SUCKED, the funny SUCKED, this entire YTMND sucks. Suck, suck, suck. Suck suck. Penis and all that kind of sucking suck. Downvoted.

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okay well whatever.

genius

God damn that looks tasty

i just shat myself.

i lost more brain cells than when I get drunk....but that...was awesome

+1

FIVE

you're doin it wrong.

+2

sorry, but this is a f*cking terrible ytmnd.

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image doesn't loop? 5'd anyway

The PS3 will retail for nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine US dolars

+2

Fake

-5

this site is fake because it doesnt really exist becuz the internet is made of electricity and electricity is a hoax that the jews buried in the sandd.

Yeah, I went to the Wikipedia article about Mario and he doesn't even OWN a minivan! THIS SITES IS LIES

+3

...what the hell was that?!

-1

what did i just watch? 5'd. I like drugs too.

+3

descent into madness... or genius?

+3

This defines comedy of the internets.

+1

LOL

-1

LOL

LOL

+2

never fail to disappoint

+7

err, never fail to amuse. oops lol

+4

better than everything the featured users pride themselves on making.

+9

I would gladly swap my featured user status to make mattdh12 featured.

+11

I would also gladly swap kassius's featured user status to make matth12 featured.

+7

I would gladly drop my green status to make mattdh12 featured.

+4

I would gladly spell my screen name correctly to make mattdh12 featured.

i would walk a mile for a klondike bar

+1

Great Job!

wtf

Best ytmnd user

You make a good case, sir. Anyone who can watch http://nobodylikesthesun.ytmnd.com/ and not laugh their *ss off is completely devoid of a sense of humor.

THE NONSENSE

Sorry, the sound absolutely ruined it for me. Awesome animation though.

-2

The sound absolutely made it for me.

+1

EPIC FAIL!

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wow it really looks like a "Sandwich Make" scene of the "Mario"

+1

THATS MY FAVORITE LEVEL

+5

you fail, please try again ^_^

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lol, open this in about 6 different windows.

+2

I should hate it... but I don't...

I laughed hard.

+1

THIS SITE MADE ME DEVELOP AN EYE TWITCH

You're my favorite YTMNDer

+1

By leaps and bounds, the best site on YTMND involving a Nintendo character.

+3

Ok XP so Mario was playing in his house, his car, cvs, and another time higher in the car again? Crazy. Make him go to subway next.

Wow thats the most retarded site ever.

+1

that may be weirdest thing i've ever seen in my life. but i loved it!!!!!

brilliant narrative. i laughed, i cried; i made a sandwich.

Why didn't he eat it? ... WHY NOT?!

Since when did Pixar make epic YTMND's?

+5

Thanks, now I am schitzo.

this is either the worst or the best site I have ever seen. how f*cking bored were you?

Damn

slow building ear rape...

son of a gif

I kept checking my AIM list lol.

+2

The music stack was just obnoxious. It would have sounded better if it at least was a round.

-1

whats with the stacked mario soundtracks? this is complete trash. i like it.

+1

also the last time he comes in the house, he should turn on a tv in the kitchen with mario brothers on the screen, resulting in a 4 layered 8-bit sound monstrosity.

+2

why does the music play still even though he exited the car?

+2

You just made this site a hundred times funnier.

+8

so horrible its hilarious

This was literally the best YTMND ever. I laughed so f*cking hard dude. For the entire couple of minutes it lasted. Pure genius. Thank you for improving my quality of life.

+2

pretty damn brilliant

+1

haha what

Why does this have so many views?!