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Site Title: YTMND: Dishing Out Keyboard Bitch Slaps Since '04
Site Domain: keyboardbitchslap.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
Bob-the-Builder
Created on: 2008-08-19 05:40:10
Image Origin: Wanted + edits (PatienceKing)
Sound Origin: Getting Laid
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keyboardbitchslap

Description: This was my idea and i provided the sources, and PatienceKing was cool enough to help me out and do the edits, and let me post the site.
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Comments:
2008-08-19 05:43:56
 
Nice edits.
+2
 
2008-08-19 09:04:01
 
NICE EDITS!
-3
 
2008-08-19 09:41:18
 
NICE EDITS F*GGOT
+10
 
2008-08-19 12:45:31
 
What dick is edits cool
 
2008-08-19 13:39:26
 
Is what edits cool dick
+3
 
2008-08-19 15:24:20
 
combo breaker (but really - nice edits)
-2
 
2008-08-19 22:07:53
 
lol. i have provided numerous people edits with no recognition and been fine with it, and the one time i turn the tables, and credit him and everything, i get bitched at. bravo ytmnd members, you stay classy.
+5
 
2008-08-19 22:10:21
 
without the other one, neither of us could have done this. it seems like a pretty collaborative effort to me.
+4
 
2008-08-20 13:59:12
 
Can you say EPIC WIN
 
2008-08-20 15:49:48
 
There should be co-creators on ytmnd.
+2
 
2008-08-20 17:36:10
 
Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.
+8
 
2008-08-21 03:34:19
 
My word, for someone with such an array of disabilities you sure know your way around with a mouse! I'm prepared to send you a gift card with $10 off your next Wiimote purchase. I hope that is more than enough to help you with your situation.
+4
 
2008-08-21 09:58:53
 
... .
 
2008-08-21 15:39:27
 
lol, it doesn't matter who made this site, it's really a 4.59 site. Low 4 at the most.
-1
 
2008-08-22 01:37:49
 
Bob speaks the truth. He created the image for Tubular Nets, unsolicited, shortly after I posted it with my own sh*tty image. When I offered to give him credit for it, he insisted that I did not.
 
2008-08-22 05:37:30
 
Bob-the-Builder held PatienceKing at gunpoint until he made this image. Therefore, c*cks.
 
2008-08-23 02:45:20
 
I expected a PC express ripoff
 
2008-08-25 04:26:17
 
2008-08-10 23:56:34 Bob-the-Builder wow thats pathetic.....when youtube steals from ytmnd everyone throws a heartattack. but when someone from ytmnd steals from youtube, everyone upvotes it...its a sad sad internet.
+1
 
2009-10-29 04:25:24
 
nice edits
2008-08-19 05:55:51
 
Zach Braff sure swings a mean keyboard
+5
 
2008-08-19 09:56:38
 
That's Mr. Tumnus
+4
 
2008-08-19 12:09:51
 
e_e
 
2008-08-23 00:13:28
 
last king of scotland
2008-08-19 06:03:23
 
you curved the bullet
+6
 
2008-08-19 12:10:34
 
You curved your mom.
+8
 
2008-08-19 12:23:01
 
My penis curved your sister
+6
 
2008-08-19 16:48:25
 
Your sister made my penis curved.
+24
 
2008-08-19 17:47:55
 
Your sister's curves make her look like my penis
+12
 
2008-08-19 23:12:39
 
I'm curved...wait
-4
 
2008-08-20 03:38:43
 
Your sister curved her penis.....wait what?
+7
 
2008-08-21 16:46:30
 
ur comments make my penis curved /wink
 
2008-08-23 23:55:34
 
you curved his sister with your penis
 
2008-08-25 08:01:24
 
My penis sister'd your curves.
 
2008-08-27 14:38:36
 
C*CK JOKE.
2008-08-19 06:56:14
 
-1
2008-08-19 07:42:11
 
did you see that tooth?
2008-08-19 07:46:28
 
Swing low, sweet keyboard. Comin' for to smash your face...
+7
 
 
 
2008-08-19 07:59:24
 
I wasn't talking about him. *THWAK!!*
+2
 
2008-08-19 08:17:50
 
This is remarkably well-done.
+1
 
 
 
2008-08-20 19:06:21
 
+'d
+1
 
2008-08-20 19:40:07
 
thank you sir
+2
 
2008-08-24 17:09:47
 
Son of a bitch, there I go voting again with viewing the description or the comments.
2008-08-19 08:37:55
 
Impossible
2008-08-19 08:48:53
 
good fx
2008-08-19 09:03:59
 
sh*t
-3
2008-08-19 09:15:26
 
PatienceKing is good at this stuff, huh?
+5
 
2008-08-19 09:22:21
 
#$*&%##* CIRCLE JERKING FÆGGET ITZ SNARKY WEB 2.0 "SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY"-ISMS LIKE YOUR COMMENT THAT R KILLING YMNDT!!!!!!1
 
2008-08-19 09:28:01
 
I hope you copied and pasted that from some rant I posted one night when I was up for 36 hours drinking Jolt and Robitussin®!
-2
 
2008-08-19 13:05:20
 
that was pretty lucky of you Bob, to have PK come through on a collaboration like that, not everyone is so lucky
-1
 
2008-08-19 14:26:47
 
hay doan't yell
-1
 
2008-08-19 14:37:32
 
good at edits - useless at ideas. So, good use of him
 
2008-08-19 15:22:47
 
LASER GAY
+7
 
2008-08-19 15:33:20
 
all glory to the PatienceKing
-3
 
2008-08-22 05:46:09
 
"So, good use of him." PatienceKing, not so much a user as a utility.
+1
2008-08-19 10:17:16
 
So someone else made the edits and you posted it....why is that again?
+4
 
2008-08-19 10:20:35
 
I was wondering the same thing
+2
 
2008-08-19 12:32:07
 
I was wondering the same thing
+2
 
2008-08-19 15:33:51
 
i had the idea, and he is cool.
-7
 
2008-08-19 17:46:04
 
The idea was kind of meh. The execution was flawless. Also, what a sh*tty music choice. I wish I could give this 5 to PatienceKing.
+4
 
2008-08-19 22:00:59
 
I was thinking the same thing
+1
2008-08-19 10:18:19
 
PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE
 
2008-08-19 18:55:50
 
BITCH SLAP A MAN WITH A KEYBOARD FOR GOD'S SAKE
+2
 
2008-08-21 14:29:41
 
PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESE CAKE
+1
2008-08-19 10:35:29
 
Wow, this is probably the most cleverly edited site I've seen in a long time
2008-08-19 10:38:43
 
AWESOME EDITS!
2008-08-19 10:55:44
 
this is okay but it requires Dr. L337 getting laid
+4
2008-08-19 11:00:28
 
dude....nice!
2008-08-19 11:34:12
 
MISTER THOMNAS!
2008-08-19 11:47:04
 
Win.
2008-08-19 11:48:06
 
Ergonomic greatness.
2008-08-19 12:06:44
 
what's the origional source of the song? i've never been able to find this sh*t :[
 
2008-08-19 12:08:40
 
Dr-L337
+8
 
2008-08-19 12:22:40
 
horndog by overseer
+2
 
2008-08-19 12:25:12
 
sweeeeet, thank you cdawg <3
2008-08-19 12:16:53
 
wow
2008-08-19 13:15:30
 
Awesome, just awesome
2008-08-19 13:31:09
 
YTMND: Making A DVD Rip And Getting Another User To Make The Edits And Using An Overused Song Since Bob-the-Builder
-2
 
2008-08-19 13:53:43
 
Fourest: Tasty Burgers since 1868
+8
 
2008-08-19 14:52:28
 
YTMND: Copy someone else's idea then vote hack the sh*t out of it since Dec 2005
+8
 
2008-08-19 15:34:39
 
hey guys i used to 5 fourest's sites, and he did mine, but then i stopped so he retaliated by 1ing my site. LOL
-4
 
2008-08-19 15:35:31
 
plus if you have this movie on dvd by know you use major hackzorz it just came out like a month ago
-4
 
2008-08-19 19:31:50
 
are you implying piracy? yo ho, yo ho.....
+2
 
2008-08-21 12:22:42
 
"if you have this movie on dvd by know you use major hackzorz" Or you ride the NYC subway and met the nice Chinese lady at 34th st who carries around 7 copies of it in a duffel bag.
+1
 
2008-08-24 15:40:19
 
lol fourest
+1
2008-08-19 13:52:51
 
wow this looks like a promo you'd see during the fu­cking super bowl
2008-08-19 14:07:16
 
genious
2008-08-19 14:09:50
 
nice work
2008-08-19 14:45:01
 
exactly what ytmnd feels like..getting downvoted and all
+2
 
2008-08-19 14:50:03
 
lied to about ppl killing themselves etc
+1
 
2008-08-19 15:34:58
 
Why I never!
+6
 
2008-08-19 16:08:44
 
max voted on this site
+5
 
2008-08-19 17:41:47
 
max replied to Takra
 
2008-08-19 18:05:32
 
this site will be killed™
 
2008-08-20 00:18:13
 
he tightened up the gfx with a f*cking controller!!
 
2008-08-21 19:53:20
 
if max votes on your sites its like being touched by god
+4
 
2008-08-22 19:52:27
 
but in a good way
+2
 
2008-08-22 20:49:03
 
^thats what Father said anyway
+2
2008-08-19 14:48:15
 
doctor leet
2008-08-19 15:31:21
 
you titened up the grafx!
2008-08-19 16:30:31
 
i had this 4'd until i found out you didn't make it.
-2
2008-08-19 16:31:11
 
let me guess, the key board pieces spell out the letters Y T M N D
+6
 
2008-08-19 18:26:48
 
actually they spell everything
+1
2008-08-19 17:23:45
 
SMASH the keys for god sake!
2008-08-19 17:40:24
 
there is no way that would knock a molar out like that / -1 for not being completely realistic. Sorry, science before humor, friendo
-3
 
2008-08-20 00:54:06
 
wow, really
+1
2008-08-19 18:29:53
 
WHAT EDIT COOL DICK IS
2008-08-19 18:51:01
 
nice work
2008-08-19 19:08:34
 
i dont understand why patienceking always lets other people release his stuff
+2
 
 
 
2008-08-19 19:24:47
 
like yourself? is that what the cough was implying? 'cause if so I couldn't agree more.... it couldn't have been referring to Keaton who let that nice boy on youtube release his sparta remix and profit off of it.
+8
 
 
 
2008-08-19 19:28:27
 
not your content. + you're an *ssh*le. 1'd
+13
 
 
 
2008-08-19 19:41:45
 
...probably about the time you turn 13. Also, would you like some Robotussin?
+4
 
2008-08-19 19:48:04
 
i made the music for that site. it was a collaborative ytmnd. this site is an image patienceking made and a song you didnt make. this isn't your content at all. plus, i didn't call you a "piece of sh*t douche bag" for no reason in my comment.
+4
 
2008-08-19 19:52:53
 
I asked Bob to shop something for me once. He sucked too much to do it but if he had it wouldn't all of a sudden been his idea. Why are you struggling with this concept so much?
+1
 
2008-08-19 19:55:35
 
could you be any more gay for patienceking?
 
2008-08-19 20:01:26
 
Keaton thinks Kubrick wrote Lolita and Peter Jackson invented Middle Earth
 
2008-08-19 20:04:41
 
well bob can sleep tight now having his highest rated site being something he didn't make.
+6
 
2008-08-19 21:05:38
 
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF YOU BIG FAKE!?
+1
 
2008-08-19 22:00:29
 
This was all resolvable by simply going an voting higher on a PatienceKing Site. But don't mind me, Im f*ckign watsed....
+1
 
2008-08-19 22:25:06
 
well doug can sleep tight tonight knowing he got his mandatory 3 comments for everyone of my sites filled in.
-3
 
2008-08-20 00:38:37
 
Oh, I forgot to make a point. My point was that when I asked Bob to do the edits on my site I told him he could post it if he wanted. And Bob was like 'No. You post it. You don't even have to give me credit. I don't care.' And it was all good and stuff and junk. Then I played some sports
 
2008-08-20 00:46:56
 
Keaton, patienceking was just doing him a favor. The fact that he made the edits doesn't make it his. If Bob-The-Builder thought of the idea, and patienceking was willing to make it for him, thats their business. Its the idea that matters the most, right? In other words, what I'm trying to say is, YTMND isn't a user competition. Its the idea that matters, so calm the f*ck down.
-4
 
2008-08-20 01:50:44
 
Does it matter? Bob gives PatienceKing the credit and PK doesn't care that the site isn't posted under his name.
-4
 
2008-08-20 02:25:47
 
i'm calm. i didn't vote 1 until bob-the-builder called me a "piece of sh*t douche bag" for no reason. i wasn't here to call him names. what the hell was the point of that?
+4
 
2008-08-20 04:51:11
 
oh no. the ONE time you are calm, i call you a douche bag, and then you bitch about name calling, jesus, grow some nuts. also, dont even start cause it was you who was like "i dont like you , so im going to whine and then downvote you, yeaaaaahhh"
-7
 
2008-08-20 05:17:29
 
I dont understand why dctownes never lets me release his stuff. I told him to make a site and he came up with an idea, conceptualized it, made it, and released it - and didn't even give me credit. Now I'm never going to win the prize of the world for making the best ytmnd site ever made. He wouldn't even know what to do with the prize of the world if he got it. This site replaced letters with 'YTMND'. 5.
+3
 
2008-08-20 06:08:14
 
PatienceKing says: bob's a sad sack little bitch. there were several times when i asked him to do something simple to help out, and he failed, and i yelled at him being a failure, and he cried and said he gives up, i can keep the stuff and post it myself
+2
 
2008-08-20 13:29:25
 
Well, at least by posting this one, b-t-b's highest rated site won't simply be an explanation of how he made all his other sites. That's got to count for something, right?
+1
 
2008-08-20 13:34:40
 
just barely..i mean i'm not one to talk because most of my sites are lame jokes usually involving fads and what not. the closest thing i think i came to stealing was a wonka rip off that nutnics' made.
-1
 
2008-08-20 13:37:10
 
i mean it's a good site and all, but i wish there wasn't any confusion about who made what :/
-1
 
2008-08-20 16:05:18
 
there isn't any confusion. Patience King made it
+1
 
2008-08-20 21:55:38
 
Keaton, you're the kind of *ssh*le who says the movie was more creative than the book.
-2
 
2008-08-21 03:56:06
 
Deathacor... you're the kind of *ssh*le that fav's a youtube compilation of lol cats and says "LOL thanks for this dudeee this is SO RANDOM. i've been looking at this pics on the net and im sooo glad you put them all in one place so i can see them all at once!"
+2
 
2008-08-21 06:52:39
 
The only way this site would be justified in my eyes is if the image was replaced with http://kassi.us/downloads/aaaagerger.gif
+1
 
2008-08-25 20:32:38
 
This site has a great rating. Everyone hates Bob-the-Builder. I understanding nothing.
+1
2008-08-19 20:54:04
 
fgt
2008-08-19 21:03:30
 
It should really be PatienceKing making this site and giving you credit for the idea, not the other way around. I hope you don't feel too much pride from receiving this 5.
+2
 
2008-08-20 02:23:03
 
You're a f*cking idiot
-5
 
2008-08-20 11:29:24
 
Oh, umfuld.. Why can't you just go and play with all the OTHER 40 year olds?
+4
 
2008-08-20 13:22:46
 
Umfuld and I are starting a 70-and-over Wii Bowling League Night at the Elks Lodge, Local 2365.
+7
 
2008-08-20 15:24:40
 
Day and time please. I'm available after my dinner (3pm).
+5
 
2008-08-20 17:01:23
 
Wednesdays and Sundays at 5:30, right after High Colonic Hour.
+3
 
2008-08-20 23:13:24
 
I'm only 31 :O(
 
2008-08-21 12:19:35
 
"only 31"?! In ytmnd years that makes you eligible for AARP and a free hip replacement.
+1
 
2008-08-25 20:34:06
 
This conflicts with my bi-monthly Knights of Columbus blanket wrangle. Can we work on that date?
+1
2008-08-19 21:30:28
 
How to dodge all the drama of split user content: make an alt with SUPER MYSTERIOUS SOURCES wich will make it seem like a SUPER MYSTERIOUS COLLABORATION. Users will flip out, call the scooby doo crew for investigation and hand out 5's. I, for one, could care less about drama. You were honest in the description, so there, you get what you deserve,
+2
2008-08-19 21:36:29
 
HOLY LOlolOlol
2008-08-19 21:42:29
 
His daddy needs to use PC Express!
2008-08-19 21:45:08
 
F*CK THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
2008-08-19 22:07:56
 
Love the part with the keys.
 
2008-08-20 23:04:05
 
BobT Builder?
2008-08-19 22:26:43
 
holy dcrap you mad ehtis?!!! it looks lioke you had to send aawya for an art test on a matchbook bakc vcover and you won it and got a scolarships and then oyou ween to that school and they taught you how to tightemn up the edits on the grafics!!!!! toyu just might be teh best of the best on the yutmnn d!!
-3
 
2008-08-24 20:46:41
 
Win comment
2008-08-20 00:16:40
 
f*ckin awesome edit
-2
2008-08-20 00:37:00
 
Maybe you should replace that guy giving the bitch slap's face with someone else like Sean Connery/Max/Picard because I don't think that guy should be the representative of YTMND
-3
 
2008-08-20 04:55:16
 
no, edits could in NO way, come close to the keyboard edit, and would just bring the site down.
-2
2008-08-20 00:42:37
 
Looks like somebody's got a case of the mondays.
-2
2008-08-20 01:49:11
 
Been hoping someone would do more Wanted stuff. Expectations met, credit given despite people being pissy, 5 stars delivered for L33t-gets-laid music combined with Wanted scene of pwnage.
-1
2008-08-20 03:48:14
 
YOU'RE A PHONY, A BIG FAT PHONY.
+3
2008-08-20 03:58:04
 
Ass-kicking good time.
2008-08-20 04:17:42
 
It's hilarious how ridiculously undistinguishable James McAvoy looks from Zach Braff in this
2008-08-20 06:07:41
 
2008-08-20 06:40:50
 
I'm honestly shocked that you don't feel embarrassed the the overwhelming majority of praise for this site is for the "NICE EDITS" rather than the "idea." Like, if it was me, I'd delete it and force PK to release it himself. Anyone can come up with an idea, it takes two seconds. His was the real effort put into this; you got some f*cking balls putting your name on it.
+6
2008-08-20 07:31:26
 
"Hey dude, I have this really cool idea. It would be a shot taken from Wanted, where the guy smashes that other guy's face with his keyboard BUT... wait, it's really awesome... THE KEYBOARD LETTERS WILL FLY TOWARDS THE CAMERA, AND THEY WILL SPELL "YTMND"!!!!" "Hum, ok so you want me to do the 3D stuff so your idea wont look lame and everyone will upvote it?" "Sure!"
+6
2008-08-20 12:19:45
 
I love you
2008-08-20 12:40:37
 
LOL it took me 3 minutes untill I figured out that the flying keys are Y T M N D :D
2008-08-20 12:56:15
 
Sweet - the movie was fun also - also c*cks
-2
2008-08-20 15:10:00
 
Zach Braff is getting laid.
-2
 
2008-08-20 20:55:48
 
what's the song?
2008-08-20 21:24:09
 
If only he used an IBM spring-loaded 42H1292, this YTMND would not exist.
2008-08-20 21:44:00
 
Awesome
2008-08-21 00:01:07
 
wow, this wins alot. Way to tighten up them graphics.
2008-08-21 00:11:35
 
lol I can't link this site in forum profile sigs. The word "BITCH" is replaced by stars in the URL
2008-08-21 05:45:45
 
12 for edits
2008-08-21 10:53:17
 
Sweet mother of edits! You photoshopped Zach Braff slapping someone!
-1
2008-08-21 16:51:27
 
WELL everyone, i guess a ytmnd can make it two ways. one if you have incredible editing skill which would mean the person with the most time on their hand makes the better ytmnds (which sounds like an MMO if you ask me) and the other is to have a complete and original joke which truly delivers a unique feeling, be it heumerous or tragic (or etc etc). there is just so much psychology behind it that i think someone can even write a book about YTMND. actually you know what, i think ill do that...
-2
2008-08-21 18:11:51
 
RIP Dr. L337. I miss you.
2008-08-21 18:50:42
 
5 for gettin laid
-1
2008-08-21 18:59:24
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
-3
 
2008-08-21 19:51:41
 
you are dead to me
-2
2008-08-21 21:24:58
 
You really are a huge morphadyke. And apparently, a morphadyke who enjoys youtube videos of lolcats. But hey, aren't you the big proponent of YouTubeMND? PICTURE, SOUND, TEXT. It's an easy concept.
2008-08-22 01:56:09
 
HOMEROWED!! o wait.
2008-08-22 06:08:27
 
more james mccavoy is needed to save ytmnd
2008-08-22 11:25:16
 
Batter up!
2008-08-22 14:55:06
 
http://www.ytmnd.knockedouttooth/
2008-08-22 16:38:30
 
this is patience king's site apparently
+2
2008-08-23 04:20:54
 
Great site
2008-08-23 05:08:10
 
Fived. But with that Music, it's only going to take a short while until someone shops Dr. Leet's face onto the guy getting keyboarded...
2008-08-23 09:36:06
 
YTMND sucks, join the Angry Old Farts clan for Day of Defeat: Source at: http://angryoldfarts.info/ Hope to see your in our G rated servers!
2008-08-23 13:14:57
 
How life goes at the YTMND office. Can I have my stapler back now?
2008-08-23 20:06:24
 
Win
2008-08-23 21:03:22
 
quoted from LePape: ""Hey dude, I have this really cool idea. It would be a shot taken from Wanted, where the guy smashes that other guy's face with his keyboard BUT... wait, it's really awesome... THE KEYBOARD LETTERS WILL FLY TOWARDS THE CAMERA, AND THEY WILL SPELL "YTMND"!!!!" "Hum, ok so you want me to do the 3D stuff so your idea wont look lame and everyone will upvote it?" "Sure!""
+1
2008-08-24 14:18:56
 
Convincing Shoop
2008-08-25 18:47:39
 
666 votes oh shiiiiit
2008-08-25 21:45:50
 
HOLY SHIET
2008-08-26 20:25:59
 
HOLY SHTI THIS IS SO GOOD!! ZOMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFMGMFM
-1
2008-08-26 20:27:46
 
INFACT FAVORET This is almost as funny as my lvl 3 night elf rouge called campme in the undercity...
-1
2008-08-27 01:32:56
 
Moar i want to hear Moar!
2008-09-02 18:38:47