owned

+1

I want to know what movie the kids biting is from as well, but this was entirely f*cking badass. It makes me almost like Seagal again.

+4

needs more dead children

+4

I like how the girl just took the bullet like yea whatev no big deal

+27

he went POSTAL!

+5

he's living the dream.

+10

no child's behind left

-4

Thats nice i was just remembering the NIU shootings in illinois and then I come n see this. lol. Haha. nevermind its actually kinda humurous. f*ckin kids gettin blasted lol

-1

Did you notice the sign on the front of my lawn that said "dead CHILDREN storage"?

+5

No.

lol fearcondom. YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN :) i envy u

Achilles088

+2

i see no child porn

-4

Even though this does nothing, I have to note that in my previous post in this thread, I did not mean that the NIU shootings were humorous. I was referring to the humor of the kids in the YTMND getting blasted, not the students who were rudely stripped of their lives up at Northern. Normally I wouldn't go back and try to justify a comment that is down voted, but I would sooner kill myself than have someone think I thought what happened that day was funny. If someone could delete it ... that'd be nice ...

+2

What makes this funny is that, despite the targets being defenseless children, Seagal still goes to the trouble of shooting behind cover.

+16

Parents are finally getting that abortion they've been putting off for 8-10 years.

+5

But the NIU shooting IS funny!.. ... ... what, too soon?

-2

This is sooooooooooo wrong...what movie(s)is/are they/that from

-1

that's no movie. that stephen seagal mother f*cker.

+3

¡sʞɔoɹ ǝʇıs sıɥʇ

its from uwe bolls postal

Steven Seagal is Out For Milk Money.

+16

Steven Seagal in Truancy Unit 2

+16

This is Steven Seagal playing Maddox in "Why I hate Children"

+8

you know this is going to promote 10 more columbines.

+5

the mainstream media can't wait.

+7

maybe they'll do a side by side shot of this and the jews did 9/11 site when it does happen.

+11

you're thinking of video games

+4

You're thinking of black voodoo hate magics, i.e. "the net" that kids are on nowadays.

+1

this is truly amazing even without any stallone. good show old man

-1

1. PRINT "L" 2. PRINT "O" 3. GOTO 1

+18

LOL

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1. PRINT "LOL" 2. THEN "RUIN JOKE"

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+1

10 PRINT " * _ _ _ _ YOU FAIL PLEASE TRY AGAIN ^_^ "

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20 PRINT "YOU'RE BANNED IDIOT"

System.out.println("f*ck you");

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GOTO 10

+3

syntax error on line ATE

+5

10 A=10. 20 PRINT "L". 30 PRINT "O". 40 A=A-1. 50 IF A>0 GOTO 20. 60 END

</thread>

+1

cout << "lol" << endl; if (MegsOfRam == 8) cout << "CARMINE, ATE" << endl; else cout << "SH*T RUINED OKE" << endl; return(0);

lol, thought this was footage from the democratic convention at first

+9

No, they locked up the methhead klansmen or whoever those f*cks where. But wait till tomorrow when Hilldawg gets the Quad Damage.

+2

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL.

+2

ouch

it's called thinning the herd, if you're too slow to dodge bullets you don't deserve to live timmy

+7

:.O(

that filmmaker had BALLS.

+1

what movie are all those kids getting shot from

Postal

this gave me an erection

+3

More sites need Devo.

+3

Jesus, ytmnd is getting violent recently. Why so angry?

why so serious?

+6

srsly.

Serious Business?

-1

background tits

+1

Population growth is a real issue.

+5

God damn terrorist!

+1

needs more girl from assault on precinct 13

if you add this i will surely fave

No Child Left Alive

+12

Under Siege 3 looks AWESOME!

+6

Fabtabulicularious work, fearcondom. My only gripe is that the domain should be "stevenheartskids." They are all chest shots, after all.

+2

ummm, is that a joke of some sort?

No. I am incapable of joking. What it is is a gross misremembering of where the shots landed. I think there was a spleen shot, upon closer examination. And I'm pretty sure that girl got it right in the diaphragm. At least one of those shots appears to go straight to the heart, though. (Just like the epic epicness of Michael W. Smith's epic song of the same name. Epic.)

+2

Why was a child wearing a diaphragm?

+12

so that her lungs could work

-3

Drop em like Tupac. That's what I'm talking about!

-1

Lol it looks so real.

-1

This is total win because all those kids look so f*cking ugly.

+2

haha this is the only response I laughed out loud at.

lol

It's from Postal: The Movie. A piece-of-sh*t Uwe Boll movie. I haven't seen it. I saw the kids getting shot, thought what could be offensive enough to contain this footage, and it was the first movie to come to mind. I looked up the trailer on youtube and sure enough one of the scenes of the kids getting shot was in the trailer.

-1

OMG I JUST FINISHED er... "getting" THAT MOVIE

+1

best movie ever.

Uwe Boll kicks ass.

-6

gtfo

+4

Suck my dick? His movies are good.

-4

stop it uwe, we know it's you

+3

I don't believe it.

+1

I CAN'T LOSE!

+3

I'll do you fast, Peppy old pal.

+1

Just what I needed to see. Star Wolf.

+1

there's one more to go!

+1

do a barrel roll?

+1

If I go down I'm taking you with me!

+1

good stuff, but i hope to god you didnt buy that sh*tty uwe "bowel" movie

+2

HES A TEXAS SCHOOL TEACHER

+2

Surprisingly, this is LESS offensive than most of Seagal's movies.

+2

nicely done. where in the hell did you get that footage from(not segal)

He's gonna beat my high score. Damn.

+2

save me a seat by the window for laughing at this.

Clearly those kids were planning a terrorist attack. Give Seagal a medal.

+2

one kid screams but he doesn't drop his fudgesicle, that kid is boss

+4

that happened to me once

makes you wonder what Charles Whitman's facial expressions were when he was doing that. probably identical

hahaha postal rules

Well at least now we can blame Uwe Boll for all the violence, school shootings and stuff like that.

Steven Seagal for Hall Monitor 08

+2

DUDE HE SHOT AARON CARTER! NOOO! HE CANT BEAT SHAQ NOW~~~~~~

+1

Easily the best reply in a while

The little girl's doing a re-inaction of Nino Brown's death in New Jack City.

Killing Spree!

+2

m-m-m-m-monster kill.

+1

Holy Sh*t.

+1

Either Steven was going to get them or the rap music.

+1

W's enforcer

Steven Seagal finds out that truancy is the nations leading cause of student abscence from schools. In order to clean up the streets he's got to break the rules and leave no child behind.

-1

would of been better if the kids were black

+1

That girl is a f*cking hardass. She looks right at Seagal and says with her eyes "I've been shot worse by a blind parapalegic. Where the f*ck did you learn to shoot? You should have shot me in the head, because I'm so taking you down Seagal" That girl will someday rule us all

+7

Yes

+1

Dammit, he's one kill short of a killing spree!

The BLOOD bank.

epic win

boom

kids getting owned is just funny

+1

naggers

ROFL COPTER!!!

+1

5'ed for Devo!

Billy Joel's Only The good Die young would've been a better sound choice.

...but kids cant die in movies

The only really worthwhile Postal Scene anyway.

needs more headshots

Those kids had it coming standing around enjoying life like that.

+1

Man that's brutal!

Its just funny how Steve has to take cover behind the walls. Stay Alert, Segal!

+1

But it's Saturday!

And I thought Grandpa Joe getting head from Charlie would be the most disturbing YTMND in the top viewed

That was my son .. he is a drug addict now. Have not heard from him for 5 years.

Your brain is done for sure

Think about it....we could have stopped Columbine only if we had enlisted Seagal's help sooner.

Quite possibly the most tasteless site on here. BRILLIANCE!

+1

Die kiddys die!

-1

Hall of fame. NOW.

Devo, washed up martial artists, and gratuitous violence against children: you've got my vote.

His ponytail just turns me on!

WHAT THE HELL? WHICH MOVIE IS THIS?

-1

OH GOD, POSTAL! ROFL!!!

-1

brilliant

lol nsfw'd

Manute Bol > Ewe bol

I actually want to see this movie now.

Safe for work.

O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O

Was great. Frustrating that you didn't origin properly.

glogloglo best be trollin

what you don't understand is this is how Segal greets. This is his way of communicating hello, he purposely misses or just grazes vital organs as to attract attention, this is partly why he has so few real friends.

NEDM - Not Even Devo Music