5'd for Martin Yan... damn, now I'm Hungry

+5

you can eat the whole ting, the skin is nice an gowdembwaun, wook at it, is nice an gowdembwaun

+14

ooo man that was awesome. also 5 for yantmnd

+1

Repeating words is a common technique in Rhetoric and it strengthens your memory watching the commercial. You repeat things you need to remember for yourself without thinking about it.

THE SKIN IS NICE AND GOWDEN BROWN. LEMME SHOW YOU. NICE AND GOWDEN BROWN.

"YAN CAN COOK"

look at this

so can you

I can't tell what he's cooking, but one thing is certain: the skin is nice and golden brown.

+24

That's why it tastes so good.

+17

He's frying fish (that he scored with his knife) until it's GOLDEN BROWN.

+7

Man, that looks delicious. Little flaky chunks of white fish hanging from a brocade of skin so golden brown.

+3

Yeah, you should have seen the sauce he made for it.

+3

was it...club sauce?

+4

That means you can eat the whole thing. This is so wonderful.

It was Ortega's Taco Sauce, it makes my Golden Brown Skin POP.

+1

According to the episode, it's a sweet and tangy sauce. "A tiny bit of broth...a tiny bit of vinegar...and then, a tiny bit o wine - I love wine! - and also I luff ginger and garlic! 'Cause it give a nice and wonderful taste to it! And of course, sugar. Ahaaa..sweet and tangy, right? And then some sweet chili paste. Put it right here, very nice. Mmmmm. Really nice." Also he added a bit more ginger near the end.

I've been watching Yan Can Cook since I was like 13. He and Justin Wilson were my idols. I love food.

lol limited English

it's no 'i love appliances' but damn does he emphasize nice and golden brown

+2

look at this

Reminds me of "Big Meaty Balls"

+2

Sorry, beefy. http://rachaelraysballs.ytmnd.com/

+2

His skin is nice and golden brown.

+3

I vaguely remember hearing a lecture about bison today. Skinning was involved.

+1

Golden brown texture like sun Lays me down with my mind she runs Throughout the night No need to fight Never a frown With golden brown

+1

Golden brown finer temptress. Through the ages, she's heading west. From for away, stays for a day. Never a frown with golden brown.

Pretty great but damn - drop the stupid watermark

-4

F*CK YOU! Without that watermark the integrity of the entire site would be compromised.

+3

Indeed

+1

HOW TO: host a cooking show and only know 15 words of English

+8

martin yan can wok and so can you

+2

yan can cook

+2

beep beep bop boop beep beep beep bop boop beep(fax machine)

So I can eat the whole thing?

yep, cuz ees nice and gohden brawn

+5

"So I can eat the whole thing?" = Thats what she said

+1

^look at this

He sounds like my uncle

+1

I love this show.

+1

Yeah I ain't burnt man, just Golden Brown.

+1

All I know is that golden brown is better than regular brown. I mean, you can eat the whohohole thing!

+1

This is so Wonderful

+2

hey. what do you call frankestien making stir fry? A DEAD MAN WOKKING OH EM GEE ROFFEL CAH-PETER. im lonely :(

+6

i'd like to know the science behind why the brain will emit a laugh at a joke, but has a bit of painful reaction to puns like those. i mean i don't think the groan i emitted just now was voluntary.

All I know is that this Martin Yan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn kitchen, while his fish are frying around, and he just STANDS there, waiting for the skin to get nice and golden brown, with Golden Brown coming out of his mouth?

+1

I was thinking mcdonalds fries.

If Yan can 5, so can you. Make more. Force the fad!

+2

Dang foreigners!

+1

It really is Gordon Brown! Everything is Gordon Brown!

+3

This should finish with the song Golden Brown by the Stranglers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIHBUGvAUMo)

+1

I'm afraid it'll tamper with the impact of the site, so maybe I'll save that idea for something else if I can think of another one.

i used to watch that guy on pbs ... he rocks

+2

what color is the skin?

+1

wundaphul

+1

It's easy to tell that's its golden brown --- how does one tell that its nice?

+1

yan is a pro yo, he even shows you, nice and golden brown, that means you can eat the whole thing

+1

look at this

this is so wonderful

that means you can eat the whole thing

heh

-2

IF YAN CAN COOK, SO CAN YOU.

+1

1'd for gay water mark...

-4

That's the reason why is so good

+1

I think MARTINYANTMND has potential.

+2

If another idea for a Yan the Man site comes to me, I'll do it. I can't force it. When I do, they come out so-so and/or bad. Also I think I'm the only f*cker on YTMND with Martin Yan sites.

+2

i see nothing you f*ggot piece of sh*t child molester worser than michael the jackson consume mamallirrian fecal matter then apply sufficient pressure to your cranial exoskeleton so as to cause its collapse

-3

lolwut

+1

You can hold down the "Q" button for continuous whining.

Food Network Canada

I watched 'Yan can cook' a lot when I was little.

+3

Yan is the man who got me into cooking in the first place. He's a freakin' culinary icon.

Same here. Him and that Justin Wilson "GARE-ON-TEE" guy.

It was no "Wok with Yan."

what max said.

I can eat the 'ho-oh' thing? What's that? I hope it's nice and golden-brown...

please replace "GOLDEN" with "GODEN" in the site text

I think the text and the audio already work together nicely. It would just look like I made a typo and would be focusing on making fun of his accent instead of focusing on how much he says golden brown.

+1

Nice and Gordon Brown.

+3

I watched Yan Can Cook with my parents when I was four years old. This is sooooo wonderful.

+1

Originally a 4, due to the uneccesary addition of a YTMND universe, but the ytmnd made me too hungry.

Pillowy mounds of.....NICE AND GOLDEN BROWN.

Didn't -really- get it until 'eat the whole thing.

get out of my way all of you. this is no place for loafers. join me or die. can you do any less? what a brave corporate logo. we accept the challenge of mr. sparkle.

+1

NICE AND GOLDEN BROWN

+1

NICE AND GOLDEN BROWN................. WITH CLUB SAUCE.

How much of this could I consume, theoretically?

sheesh looks like some idiots can't listen :)

it's best when mixed red snappa

+1

Remember watching Yan Can Cook over 15 years ago, when there was nothing on weekend afternoon t.v. This brings back those memories. Damn, you, sir, damn you to hell.

+2

I aim to please.

-1

Yan is the Can Now Cook!! also The Man Now Dog!! "Nice and Golden Brown" FTW!!

+1

already had this 5'd apparently

+1

I smell a fad coming on and it's delicious!

+1

This is so wonderful

+1

let me show you.

+1

wuz

Nice and GORDON BROWN lol