this site is bearly safe for work

+44

sh*ts in the woods.

+5

pedobear wonders why there are no kids at the beach today

+31

Bears are the #1 threat to america

+20

That joke bearly got you +s

+9

TRACKING HURRICANE DITKA

+4

oh man I can hardly bear* it

+6

Me and my friend went hunting for bears. There was a sign on the road that said "bear left", so I F*CKED HIM IN THE *SS WITH A BIG RUBBER DICK.

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I watch a lot of T.V., I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what is really addictive? Heroine.

+5

there was this pun contest. i sent them ten puns about bears, hoping one would win. unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

+18

Bear suit: no better way to enjoy what's left of a nice day. Worth more than $1.64.

-1

I'm going to + this comment because it is so funny.

+1

care bear

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2008-09-16 19:56:04 man-of-war "Me and my friend went hunting for bears. There was a sign on the road that said "bear left", so I F*CKED HIM IN THE *SS WITH A BIG RUBBER DICK." [+]

+1

Damn furries.

+13

Furry Punching Hurricane

+1

Its acctually Pedobear looking for rouge children, abandoned by their parents.

+5

Yiff yiff yiff!

+4

FLOATSAM AND JETSAM AND WOOD AND A PERSON IN A BEAR SUIT.

+8

WHAT THE HELL

You don't need a whole cabinet full of cleaners!

+7

Let me see some identification.

KHOU, ftw

In HD, nonetheless.

naiss schnauss

what the hell is he doing at the beach? he should be going performing fellatio in a hotel that's closed for winter

+11

due to aids (4chan upvote this comment, ytmnd downvote it)

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Manbearpig is real guyz!

+6

Seriously!

+2

his arm movements are so exaggerated- it's making me LOL

+3

YOUTUBE RIP PINK FLOYD

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srsly, go to digg or youtube for this sh*t. if you post it on ytmnd at least edit it somehow. christ.

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chalk me up with tehse guys

+2

Tracking Ike: Starring Rob Schneider as the bear. PG 13.

+2

so very good. epic win. I like the mix. it was so funny you could have posted just the clip but you weren't lazy with it.

+2

no.

Oh sh*t that guy is from the internet.

+7

awww

I only fived' it because you know of Ulrich Schnauss. Congrats!

+1

What song is this?

+1

anyone even a little into idm would

Song is Nobody's Home. And for some reason I can't quite explain, I love this site.

+2

this site is beary good it is perfect in every way. :D

+3

Needs more looking on the bright side of life.

+2

YEAH I'M IN A BEAR SUIT. BRING IT!!

+3

niiiiiigggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr PEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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YWWAPIABSRNTAF

+4

ITMGCCIGMAMMATISHMFCIAHSWC

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best ytmnd I've seen.

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Lul. If it is the best, why isn't it fav'd?

I wish the bear was breakdancing....that would make me laugh.

saved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUIyzcpR6oo wtf???

original wtf??? lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKwMiExUKXg

at first I thought that was snow in the background, not waves

don't ya just love the media?

Is that Nicholas Cage?

Nicholas Cage was probably a bit busy at the time, what with having killed himself and all.

+1

excellent music choice

what a guy

This site is unbearable.

+1

Your execution is pretty grizzly

+1

Hurricane bears...you're pretty much f*cked

+2

im sitting in a fema trailer in houston right now and this made me laugh. thank you.

+14

This is amazing. This site saved my sh*tty day.

Yeah, we're watching a person in a bear right now.

Surreal

Why are you wearing that stupid bear suit?

it's not a suit.

C.... No combo to break...

why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

it's hypnotizing...

+1

So hypnotic... sometimes you just gotta put on your bear suit and enjoy what's left of a nice day! 5/5

Geraldo must be desperate for attention...

+1

This site needs some Aphex Twin - Donkey Rhubarb! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatccHVfuhA

-1

This music makes me feel soothed.

+1

makes me happy

Schnauss on ytmnd no wai

5'd for Ulrich Schnauss. Best music ever.

+2

i gotta get skunk suit and wait for disaster and national media

+1

There are no children to molest in Galveston, pedobear

+3

I watched about 10 seconds of this before I closed it realizing that it just wasn't worth my time...

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1

-7

That's all it takes to get addicted

+3

the United States controls the weather through the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. they caused the earthquake in China early this year, as well as the Iran earthquake, and the 2004 tsunami (which incidentally happened exactly one year after the Iran quake). fyi. also -------------> [-]

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Wow. It's actually really beautiful... the gesture of someone's attention-grabbing embrace of danger and the gentle nature of schnauss.

+2

He can smell the menstration.

+1

this makes me so happy.

nick cage

lol i know that guy.

+10,000 for Ulrich Schnauss, +5 for bear suit!

+1

Colbert does not approve

This is actually VERY calming to me. I'm bookmarking this, sure to always make me smile. :)

Great use of some great Ulrich

Rofl my f*ckacopter!!

+1

Poignant, in a way...

LOVE THIS

5 for irl trolling

I got kinda choked up watching this. Strangely beautiful.

+1

This is strangely affecting. Hearts shed tears, the mind floats on like winter breeze.

+1

ah, life is beautiful. (also fild with creapy peple in bear costumes)

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OMG, I put that in notepad and began resizing the window until I got... DEAR GOD... ASCII pedobear, from the nose up!

This is truly art

+1

Ulrich Schnauss - Nobody's Home Roll Call (Asad Rizvi's Silvering Mix)

+2

Ahh, it's a remix? My bad, then.

HA! The accelerated version of this song is almost better than the original.

only you can prevent hurricanes?!?

+4

this site seems kind of surreal... I like it

+1

Okay, so this has been in the most viewed for a few days now. Finally checked it out. I don't think it'd be much without the musical track and commentary, though. Seriously, this is one of the weirdest things I've seen.

+2

That's what makes it a YTMND... All any YTMND is is 50% video and 50% audio. Any YTMND would suck without the vid or the audio.

+1

Good point. I have to say, I've picked up quite a few awesome tunes from checking out this website from time to time.

Without audio, we would just be 4chan with less porn.

+1

An even better point.

"STATE CRUNCHES THE NUMBERS OF"

Very soothing and almost surreal

THIS IS AMAZING. There has to be a source for it. BEAR SUIT! Will he breakdance?

Awesome music! Hilarious Ytmnd. Overall good.

.

-1

I love Ulrich

This man is my hero.

The audio makes this. It's just instant happy.

cute

I'm sorry but I can't vote higher when the furry is not aflame.

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This is really well done. Seamless, even. Good work!

Amazing site

BEAR SUIT IS HAVING A GOOD TIME

-1

whats the name of this song?

Ulrich Schnauss - Nobody's Home Roll Call (Asad Rizvi's Silvering Mix) lol, copy-paste from earlier comment. :/

beautiful

Beautiful world.

Everything seems alright whenever I watch this.