I thought Elmo was going to fart

Hopefully he didn't have any of that cabbage first.

+9

shaolinwindtmnd

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Hey, you commented on my site! I appreciate that. I never get comments from people who did one-star hit-and-runs.

+4

yeah that's because I'm not a cowardly F*GGOT like the rest of the downvoters, because I know silent downvoting is SOOOOOOOOO GAY

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It does get a little aggravating, yeah. I know I can't please everyone, but it never hurts to hear what folks have to say.

+7

i want my brussel sprouts TUH-DAY TUH-DAY TUH-DAY

+1

Love the way he says 'rabbo flavvin' XD

+2

You lookin' at me? You lookin' at a good source of riboflavin?

+10

That's one cabbage you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

+2

Best cabbage ever

Hey, look at me. I'm a cabbage.

+4

4 for violence

Are you a great source of riboflabin?

Bludgeon Me Elmo

+38

lol uninstigated violence

+1

ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow, my kneecaps!

+1

Slaughter me Elmo

That's best imaginary bludgeoning Elmo will ever see.

+1

ryboflavin elmo

You don't become a cop because you want to serve and protect. You join the force because they let you carry a gun and a badge. You do it because you get respect. Some people respect the badge. Everybody respects the gun.

+5

i know i should get this comment, but i'm loaded. aw hell, plus 1 for you anyway...

De"Nir"epi"oh"ck

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What the hell were you going for?

+7

epic embarrassing maneuver.

+5

This is the best DeNiro movie I've seen in years.

+14

Thats the best source of Ribaflabben I've seen in years.

+7

That is the best imaginary cabbage i've ever seen.

Elmo's blood is a good source of Riboflavin.

+17

HE SAID RIBOFLABIN

+10

more like ribo-FLAVOR-in am I right?

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no

+5

It syncs just fine for me. Also, 5.

age DeNiro shows no emotion.

+2

also cabb

+7

Riboflavin has legs. thanks for this.

what.the.f*ck.

cabbage makes you fart

+3

nice cabbages

Never rat on your friends... and always keep your mouth shut about how to get to Sesame Street.

+35

You know kids you aren't getting enough veggies if you can get beat up by a vegetable

Awesome

you were one second away from being 1'd

How so?

+4

thought it was stolen

+2

Elmo wasn't a team player.

+7

I want Elmo dead. I want Elmo's family..dead!

+3

I want Sesame street burnt to the ground!

Tragedy at the cabbage patch more R.I.P. Elmo 1972-2008

+4

R.I.P.

Haha Elmo thought it was imaginary......stupid prick

+4

MON PETIT CHOU HONH HONH HONH

+1

Syncs fine. Glad you're back to doing good sites.

not as funny as "analyze this" but i liked it

+2

you talkin to me?

i've waited so long for this.

+1

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Syncz good for me bro

Incredible

Hasn't this been done? I remember some variations on the sponsored list a few months back.

+2

The Hell!? It's been done before!? Can someone confirm this for me? If it's true, I'm gonna out and win the superball lottery.

ok, I'm not going to win the lottery. All I was able to find were YTMND loops of DeNiro proclaiming his cabbagacity.

(http://bcake.ytmnd.com/), hence why I thought Elmo was going to fart.

-1

Wouldn't it be "cabbagry"? Ala "f*ggotry".

Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. I thought I remember one where he beat up Elmo, too.

He was talkin to him.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm an imaginary cabbage, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you?

+11

the cabbage's eyes whilst murdering elmo give this a +5

+6

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+17

Riboflavin?

-2

Ribo flaming

DeNiro-y goodness.

+1

ribu-flabin

+1

He never sees it coming.

+2

flawless

+2

Doesn't sync in firefox on linux... idk if the linux part matters. Will reserve my vote until it syncs

+1

I think it must be Linux. I've tested it on both Windows and OSX Firefox browsers and it works fine.

+1

Seems to sync just fine for me on Linux.

This YTMND is a good source of LOL

That cabbage is the best source of sheer pwnage I have ever seen

I was about to move on but then the baseball bat came out and you sold me. F*cking epic.

rEALLY REALLY gOOD yTMND! 9'd

You have no idea how bad i've wanted to do that ever since i first heard one of those tickle me Elmos. For great justice.

+1

Joe Pesci: "Hi, im Carrot, i'm a great source of Beta Carotene"

+4

For as long as I could remember, I always wanted to be a radish, a great source of magnesium.

+3

In my youth, I dreamed of being broccoli, which is high in vitamin C and soluble fiber and contains multiple nutrients with potent anti-cancer properties including diindolylmethane and selenium.

+3

In my younger and more vulnerable years, I ate a few billion too many vegetables.

+2

Mr. DeNiro, ... Hi... I'm Drew... Thanks, good to meet you. I hope you forgive me, but um... we've spelled out the word on the script phonetically, and um, if you need a second to ... you know... work it out... No, we're sure it's right. Rye-bow - FLAY - Vin. ... I know, I know, it's weird, but we looked it up, it's definitely "FLAY-vin." ... OK, no, that's cool, ... No, FLAH-vin is fine, hey, it's just an honor to have you here. Sure, we're ready for another take.

+12

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley...and I have diabeetus.

+12

You talkin' to me?

can ytmnd be art?

Max told us that YTMNDers legally count as "artists" a few years back. Of course you would actually have to look at what he puts in the newsletters...

Awww... Poor Elmo, that wasn't nice. And this'll get downvoted --------------------------------------->

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Reverse.. Psychology.. Trying to take over... Oh God!

Sometimes I regret waiting a long time to look at a YTMND

HAYLOOKATMEIMACABBAGEGOODSOURCEOFRIBOFLAVIN

Riboflavin may cause murder

it syncs well. +1 for sync.

-4

I'm scared to open my fridge door.

thats clever, very clever.

lol

this is a good one.

Riboflavin is bad for you.

I liked the ending.

you win at teh internets

THIS IS F*CKING PERFECT...SO SO PERFECT...HIS F*CKING COLD CABBAGE EYES...WONDERFUL!

+1

Good source of riboflavin, and 5s

you gotta spike those, focker

I haven't laughed this hard since the Matrix Kramer's true story ytmnd. 5'd :D

love the 5 seconds of fist full of dollars music at the end

FAD ALERT!

Wait sh*t what, HALL OF FAME!?

+1

Cabbage is Tragic.

synced for 2 playbacks also funny

would 5 it 5 times if i could. morricone is one of em

this is a comma ;

lol

Good source

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the f*ckin' letter D, the muthaf*ckin' number 2 and a baseball bat upside yer f*ckin' head.

that was awesome

A cabbage becomes preeminent, he is expected to have nutrition... nutrition... nutrition. What am I? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Riboflavin!

does the cabbage feed breastmilk?

4.71? Are you f*cking serious? There are nintendo music fad compilations more amusing than this sh*t...

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You wish you had riboflavin in your diet.

+6

Holy crap! AntwanDavis! Been years, muddafuh'. Still spendin' your time on this Earth makin' a naaaaame for yourself as super macho alpha downvoter number one. I gotta say, there ain't nothing so admirable as a man with a passion, let me tell ya.

+6

original

4'd. If you want five add a b&w death seen with elmo + pantera - floods playing a la grover

-3

Que?

+1

Like this: http://notyouagain.ytmnd.com The end part.

gay

-4

LocutusOfBorg has never disappointed me. And even if he did, he wouldn't disappoint. Or something.

+6

hey buddy hey dude hey bro

-1

so many classic YTMNDers in these comments.. *sniff* Boomaga and Chav Slayer are also above as well as Improviser and Fourest and Nutnics.. damn...

+5

bcake.ytmnd.com

ytmnd has gone to sh*t since last I was here, damn.

-6

I think you have gone to sh*t since you left ytmnd :/

+2

hehehe

Riboflavin

+1

more people should say the word Riboflavin before they kill people

More should follow

awesome

Probably the best I've seen in a while.

Probably the best imaginary cabbage I've seen in a while.

+2

Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off sesame street.

+2

Great use of the Morricone music.

this YTMND is a good source of rapid fiving

-2

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

-1

I just couldnt be more impressed with this

+1

RYE BO FLAVEN, F*cking genius good sir

Hey, look at me! You lookin' at me?

wow

This mesmerizes me every time Iwatch it.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Riboflavin

Love it.. can you do another one where you paste in some audio as he's beating Elmo, audio from Casino or some sh*t? "YOU MOTHER F*CKER, DIE" etc. I think that might be good.

cabbage beatings rule..

Martin Scorsese directs the scariest vegetable stew you ever saw...

+1

Elmo: 1989-2008

good source of NUTS!

Hey, I'm a cabbage

Good source of riboflavin

The f*ck?

needs moar pesci salad

above and beyond excellence

Ooh look he trashed the juke box.... Classic Cool.

Hey look at me

The cabbage looks sad, but it knows it has to do it. To protect it's riboflavin.

+1

But soon the little riboflavins must leave their nest and journey out into the real world. Nature is cruel and only the few strongest riboflavins can survive.

i want to buy one of those

Logged in just to 5avorite.

That was totally metal.

+1

Rahbahflahbvah

riboflabbin

i love it when they freeze his face and its black and white lmfao

This is actually pretty well done

omfg that was hilarious

So. Good.

I Noticed I Never Commented On This Site. One Of My Favorites. Ok, I Commented Now.

-1

This brought a good bout of laughter to the office; thanks!

this is funny, i can't believe i quit you....did you quit me?

+1

That cabbage is f*cking RUTHLESS

I somehow missed this one

genius