i love you for making this

+1

Wow. The best Picard ytmnd in a while. After he sees his own junk, Picard's like "Yeah well at least they got that part right. That's right, I'm huge."

+30

I agree. The eerie perfection of the facial expressions makes this.

+16

That expression made the site, man.

+3

Was that a ferret on his lap?

+1

Facial expression was priceless near the end.

get out.. LEAVE .....right now

-3

One more comment and an "I love you" for that facial expression. You're a genius.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

rrrrghghghgh.... this is funny... but it has a penis. if not for the penis, its auto top 5 of the day.............. aghghghggh...... am i gay??!?!?!?

-3

Wait, this site originally had uncensored Picard penis? If that's true, you're telling me you caved in to these idiots saying that seeing a penis ruined it for them? If that's the case, I'm changing my rating. Stand up for principle, let the f*gs feel gay if they want.

i facking lolled.

+3

I liked it!

didnt appreciate the gross male nudity but still funny

+7

the gross male nudity was the best part

+13

I fap'd to this.

-2

the dong didnt bug me, its just that i expected tits after the bitches came out exercising instead of picard weiner....but that was the joke which is why i 5'd

People are afraid this site's gonna turn them gay or something. Bunch of pussies.

+14

Yeah, if anything getting excited by another man's huge wang makes you less gay. It's not like you can choose to be gay just because you decide that you like looking at wangs.

Trust me.

+2

Admit it, you turned gay for Picard.

I'm gay for Picard, and Picard only.

+1

Ohhhh

He's thinking "what a stud!"

Next, some hot Data on Yar action!

+2

nerd....

+1

2 borgs 1 cup

+24

DATA: In every way, of course. I am programmed in . . . multiple techniques; a wide variety of pleasuring.

When I first saw this YTMND, it had 47 votes.

+2

When I first saw this YTMND there were 4 lights.

+13

When I first saw this YTMND, there were three countries. Great Britain, Australia, and the United States.

+4

You forgot Zimbabwe.

+2

lmao much improved with the blurr.

-1

The images on the screen are different but the rest is similar to http://shamepicard.ytmnd.com/

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yup

+1

Yeah, it's called a "fad"... It's quite common practice around here. And it was used well here. So if you 3'd it because it uses imagery that ties it to a fad, then you sir are an idiot.

+9

It's the "Picard watches porn" fad.

+2

Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that there's a "Picard WATCHES porn" fad and a "Riker CAN'T WATCH porn" fad? (Poor guy.)

+6

Actually, that comparison struck me so funny that I had to do a YTMND about it. http://picardsnumberonefan.ytmnd.com/

+3

shelver - thats an interesting YTMND/PTKFGS paradox.

+2

Ah I lol'd so hard

He's always drinking tea while surfing for porn.

+9

where else would he shoot?

+4

Earl Grey, Hot.

+5

Looks like it's plenty hot, to me.

One lump or two?

5'd, simply for the Mario Paint cursor...

+2

that's the part that killed me

lol

that sh*t was funny

Few YTMNDs actually make me laugh out loud. You have made one of them.

+1

Agreed.

+1

4'd for Picard's Wang, 1 million for his expression.

+2

am i gay?

:D

Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.

He grabs the mouse with the wrong hand... I know it bothers some of you slightly.

great quality ytmnd good that your helping bringing it back

Meh, needs Pacard'd.

+4

baaaahahaha

I see you edited this from its original version - to avoid NSFW status.

LOLS!

Earl Gray, hot.

phwin!

1

-7

erl gay, cold LOL

-1

i always knew he had a horsec*ck

+1

Even he was impressed by his wiener size

+1

I feel so... insignificant. :(

Hes too sexy for his ship...too sexy for his ship....

I hope this stays safe for work

Picard's approval at the end is classic

+1

It's at 69 favorites, I can't push it any further. Excellent YTMND.

+2

What a naughty boy!

A good idea, well-executed, and with the facial responses to match

lol this is hilarious

Picard IS rather sexy.

Apparently bosses frown upon laughing at full-frontal blurred Patrick Stewart nudity in the workplace, who knew

+3

great site

When I saw the c*ck and Picard's face, I almost shot all over my keyboard in lulz. Jesus, I wanted to lick it!

Horse dick.

+1

THERE ARE... FOUR C*CKS!

+1

well done!

This is my new favourite YTMND!

winnarrrr

I actually lol'd pretty hard. Great use of his facial expressions.

I was expecting that image to be completely blurred, if you know what I mean.

Picard is a real mans man. You say everyone who wears a red shirt dies? Picard defies freakin death. Death is scared of his wang.

I might fave this, lemme sleep on it

yeah i think i will fave it.

It's been a while for ytmnd..but finally another win site.

aww yea, you know hes a captain with a "staff" like that

+1

+1 cuz Starfleet uses Macs

-2

-1 for you talking about Macs.

-2

Amazing.

omgwtflolroflmayonase

who photoshopped Pacards c*ck onto Picard?

+3

EPIC PACARD > Picard

great picard . A+

Nice Willy,Picard.

+1

Picard ... snooPING AS usual...

+1

lulz

Aw man. I missed the uncensored wang!