holy crap its alive!

ur hot lol

American Eagle©

its good, but i find something depressing about a grown man, not only coming to a juvenile site, but basing aspects of his life/career on said site.

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not all of us are talentless five year olds satisfied with unedited dvd rips, bob. please explain how your name is still pink you festering c*nt

+23

if that was a poster i would f*cking buy it

+3

it's really good.

+1

doug wins

+1

sorry but i have to say it that this is just a bit sad and also gay

-4

any site that has become mainly involved with pointless fads and fart jokes, should appeal to nobody over 20........

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Yeah cuz we all die at 20. Well at least our souls do...

+1

dude is f*cking creepy. but NEDMwinz

+1

hell i've been like this since i was 12 or 13, and i'm willing ot bet i'm older than that guy. i don't change to follow the fads of children -- children discover what i already knew.

+1

f*ggy short film is not f*ggy.

+1

Art f*g

I'm in grad school going toward my PhD and I still come here to get some laughs. Nothing wrong with that.

+2

THE ORIGINAL IS NOW HERE: http://artmnedmmirror.ytmnd.com/

+1

Now that's imaginative writing.

IT'S BACK!!!!! I no longer have the mirror up, but that link still exists. Go to it and look at the description (marxmith is aware, I'm talking to the rest of you)

+1

OH AWESOME

i like the ytmnd corner

see this is what happens when you post a call to "artists" on YTMND

+20

that right there's talent

-1

Dude, get a job.

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ive never understood this type of negative comment. i suppose in MrMuskOx's dream world, everyone has full time jobs that take up every waking hour of one's life, leaving zero time to attend to personal hobbies or interests. i suppose then that MrMuskOx is a bit hypocritical, since he found a bit of free time away from his "real" job to remind someone else to get back to "real" work. obama 08.

+54

Straight Talk Express™

+15

Actually it's Sunday.

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Dude, get a full time weekday job and then on the weekends you can work on your "free time" YTMND projects and then post them to YTMND on days in which you do not work oh wait it appears that is what you have done never mind 5'd.*

+8

GET A JOB SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA BA-DOO SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA BA-DOO SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA BA-DOO SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA BA DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM GET A JOB SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA

+1

Or... maybe I should instead quit my job and spend over 2 months and countless hours wasting my time, life and talent on a ridiculous painting then stand next to it while I make a video of it so I can turn it into a gif so that I can stick it on YTMND where it will eventually make 3 pimply college kids giggle and hopefully stay on the Up and Coming for about ten minutes because dead fads involving cats are really hilarious. Isn't life awesome when your parents pay your rent?

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yah do dat.

-3

Also, have you considered maybe painting IS his job?

+7

fads involving dead cats are really hilarious, not dead fads involving cats are really hilarious

-3

I bet it would just kill MrOx to know how much a collector in Chicago paid me for a retooled version of this audio project: http://the10000song.ytmnd.com

-3

Well spoken directory

+1

MrMuskOx, Please Go F*ck Yourself And Die!!!

Actually...he has a job. He's my boss...and a kick *ss artist. And he makes a living being a kick *ss artist, we should all be so luck to do what we love.

+1

the reason you dont see 'older' users as much around here any more is that they do have real jobs, and they decided to spend their weekend "free time" on "other" projects. like bangin asian ho's

+1

Everyone of my YTMNDs have been made at my job.

+5

MrMuskOx: You clearly don't understand the hobby of art. A true artist won't create art in hopes of entertaining the masses. A true artist creates art strictly for love of it. The fact that a few may get a rise out of this piece is just a bonus. The reality is, it seems you are jealous that you don't have the natural talent to create something on your own, regardless of how many see it or not. It's very easy to be a smartass drive by commenter on the internet, much easier than what marx has done.

+3

F*ck directory.

-2

Also, c*cks.

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ok, whose the douche that downvoted everyone's comments with 3 alts?

+6

make a koen painting plz plz

-1

does it come with batteries?

Nah...just Chapstick.

+5

only 1369,20€

ooold fad! do cuffs for a 6

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Dear God! It's so... beautiful! *sheds tear*

+2

Superb.

A few more pics at http://marxmith.blogspot.com/

+5

Very Nice! Too bad I don't have 2000 dollars lying around :(

+1

I'd buy it if it was 599 us dollars...

+10

SEND MONEY TO MARXMITH PO BOX 1337 NIGERIA

+7

5'd for a really cool song you play at the end. i've heard that song a few times, what is it

+3

Moonlight Shadow by Cascada

-2

It's the theme from Kill Bill the soundtrack volume 5.

-3

holy sh*t dude so meta

+2

your just really good at photoshop

+2

Oh great. Another uncreative, predictable, overrated NED-WOAH JEEZ!!

+4

5d for effort. nice

-1

If you do moon man next i'll sponsor it.

-2

Agree'd

you wasted your time for our amusement. that plus your beard makes you Jesus.

+2

so how long did that take?

-1

also, 5'd for the hilariously serious look on your face when you say NEDM

+2

Yep, that's the best part

-1

2000 US dollars.

MAKE A MOON MAN PAINTING COMPLETE WITH KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKKaaay

+2

Your dedication to ytmnd is disconcerting.

+2

Favorite comment.

+1

lol 2 teh reply

wow

You have a habit of wearing some really gay shirts in your YTMNDs. Fine art, anyway.

+3

well done

Marry me!

i liked you last painting, but this one is even better!

1

-4

ed, for jealousy

+1

Amazing.

+21

I AM COMMENTING UNDER MAX GOLDBERG

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I DREAM OF THIS!

-2

STORING DEAD N*GG*RS.

-4

For max to acknowledge NEDM in a positive way, you have done what few can hope for, and none achieve.

+9

lol

grebdlog xam

Hey Max, ban everyone who voted 1 on this site. K?

+4

Ya do it

+1

You, sire, win at Internet.

-5

I want to win... How do I internet?

-2

I want to internet... How do i win?

-1

i kind of feel bad for you, then feel bad for myself for taking the time to comment

+1

il bet a million dollars marxmith is a virgin....any takers?????

-5

As long as the million isn't financed by mortgage lenders then I'll take that bet.

+2

Good job. I don't know why you would want to paint NEDM instead of Hank Kingsley though.

+8

Taking a joke from one medium and remaking it in another is the pinnacle of creativity.

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you kidding? that's very creative! not very original, though.

+1

Do better. I f*cking dare you.

-1

I literally don't know what you mean.

+1

do you also think that people who paint buildings or landscapes are uncreative as well since they didn't build the buildings or create the landscapes?

It's just glorified photocopy.

+1

$2000? C'mon

+2

What max said.

This is what YTMND is all about yo!

How do you plug a wacom into that funny wooden-legged internet computer?

+3

you sir deserve props.that is awesome.

ignore whatever f*ggoty thing bob the builder writes on this comment page like he did on your other piece.

I don't know if I'd buy that for $2000... I'll give you $5000, take it or leave it....

+1

I'll take it. I need the money to start my new life.

I'll give you over 9000...

-3

If he actually buys it, make a ytmnd of you holding the money. Ive seen some real philantropists on ytmnd before based on the sponsorship list. SocialDemocracy used to drop some serious coin on there.

599 US DOLLARS

+2

I'll give you a gun, a knife, a handkerchief, and a chapstick; GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE

If you sell it, paint a picture of you selling it and make a ytmnd of the painting.

+1

5

Magnificent

Painted with Chapstick I assume?

-2

Somehow, I doubt that any users would buy this if it were over 9000...

It's because of people like you that painting has been dead since the late 70s.

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God forbid someone paint something for their's and other's enjoyment rather than for the sake of "art." Its OBVIOUSLY a novelty painting and to claim that it is part of some sort of artistic decline just makes you a pretentious *ssh*le.

+3

I am an *ssh*le, yes, and pretentious, sure. But I'm not the dickweed posing by my artwork in a pristine American Eagle shirt, with an appropriately scruffy 5 o'clock shadow, and a goddamned paint pallet slung on hip to justify my pedestrian ARTMND. It's like he learned how to paint from watching Nick Nolte in New York Stories. Or Dawson's f*cking Creek.

Well ok there gr33n-Michel Basquitwat, how postYTMNDism of you!

gr33nscr33n would have 5'd it if bob ross were on a television in the background

+6

I normally agree with you buddy but aren't you forgetting a little contemporary genius by the name of Thomas Kinkade? Art is alive and well!

+1

I would have fived it if the painting actually exploded into flames.

+5

why does how someone presents themselves have anything to do with their work?

+4

So what. It's f*cking cotton. It says some words, doesn't say who he is. Not to mention that was an incredible painting. Don't rain on peoples parade and play god. Happy cat is god.

-1

+6 for effort, novelty and originality in presentation. but nedm is so played-out, might as well have done shoop the whoop. betcake: happy cat is not god, happy cat is what, maybe a f*cking cafepress t-shirt, maybe one day as important as a goddamn Today Show spectacular; whereas god is at least somewhat meaningful in the context of pretty much everything

+1

I make my YTMND's in a periwinkle pinstriped seersucker suit and a %100 lambswool butterscotch topcoat.

+3

hey marxmith, you should befriend gr33nscr33n via private messages, and then weeks later tell him to come back and 5 this site. LOL

+2

I'm gr33nscr33n and I approved this bitter, grumpy, misanthropic message.

We aren't what we look like, or at I like to think as much. As for the quality of the painting, it looks good to me. I'm hardly what you'd call an expert when it comes to the art of the brush, but I know what I like. Sorry if its obviously the decline of modern civilization.

WANT.

5 for a museum worthy, culturally significant painting, and also for the direct, in your face NEDM awesomeness projected at the viewer.

oh wow

+1

Teknorat could dip into his children's college fund again, but then again, that wouldn't be very smart.

+1

we wasted the good surprise on you... :(

-2

Epic win.

-2

stfu

-1

this is teh epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5d for all time.

-3

stfu

NEpicDM

-3

DUED IYLL BI YOR NDEM PAYNTYING FOR 2000 BUCKZ

+1

Nice work

-1

I was just reading your blog and greatly enjoyed the part where you discuss Olivia D'Abo

-1

I normally cannot stand any form of artytmnd; however, sir, you are the exception. Well done!

-1

awesome

-1

Some rich high school kid is going to buy that painting and totally regret it ten years from now.

-1

Your shirt looks like it says "American F*gle"

+5

You're right. I won't be wearing that one again.

+2

approves

Oh sweet Jesus. If I had 2 grand to spare, I would buy it.

-1

I heart you so hard.

-1

F*CK I BUY 10 OF THEM!!

+1

click here for your one free internets.

-1

F*ck if I had 2k to drop I'd have that sh*t on my wall for life.

-2

no life

-3

no vote

-1

oh no, what will i do without the hippy-artist-with-no-life vote?

-1

I'm simply unable to leave this site without fiving

I love the flashing eyes.

ur good at drawingz

+1

change title to "waste of imagination"

It took very little imagination to execute this painting. It was a matter of technique, labor, focus, and motivation. So you are technically correct.

+3

The best kind of correct!

+1

Drawing porn would have been a much better use of time.

+4

It would have helped my skills in life drawing, and figure structure (far more employable skills), so yes... you are technically correct.

+5

The best kind of correct! HEY THAT WAS A FUTURAMA REFERENCE. PLZ SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION NOW.

+1

Do Lando next

+1

incredible, you are really talented.

no

if it's real then very good job...u can tell this took forever because NEDM FAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR AGES....

BEST THING EVER

dude thats epic

-1

Its a masterpiece!

i feel embarrassed for you

+2

Well, I did paint it while nude. So technically I was "bare assed."

+4

AMAZING!

-2

The people who bash this guy for painting for his own joy and ours take ytmnd and art WAY to seriously.

-2

i didn't know painters still used classic pallets like that

It's a serving tray from Crate and Barrel. $3.

+3

i love that fad with the catonakeyboard good times.

+1

NEDM

-1

awesome.

-1

nedmism

-1

If you really painted that +9001!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-2

You got skills, for a fad I happen to not like (: But is anyone really going to buy that for $2000? If so, I guess it was worth your extra time.

+2

Wait..you don't like NEDM? Go die.

-2

Not everyone has to like total garbage. (+3 for deleting the gayness that was this site BTW.)

+1

Great! 5

Amazing.

1

Saying no one over age 20 spends time on YTMND is like saying all video games are made by 12 year olds.

+1

5 for NEDM.

That's gayer than eight guys f*cking nine guys

+6

+5 for deleting, and The Rock

Would you sell glossy 8x10s with LED eyes and sound for $20? I'd buy a few. P.S. I like your beard.

-2

Why are you deleting this?

+1

sh*t got hackd?

+1

What the heck happend to the site???

-1

I know right... I miss it :**(

fake wrestling is so f*cking retarded

-1

ARTMND: IT'S FINALLY GONE

Actually it's not...it's my highest rated site ever

Pretentious - 1: characterized by pretension: as a: making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing) <the pretentious fraud who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts> b: expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or statur

E.T. was so f*ckin' pretentious. Go take your heartlight bullsh*t and shove it up Uranus.

I thought you would've come down on the price by now.