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| Site Title: | Dow Jones live update | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | djia.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | directory | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2008-09-29 19:23:56 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | dow jones | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | beach boys | ||||||||||
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| *jumps out window* |
+5 | |||||
| *leaves car running in a closed garage* |
+2 | |||||
| *realize I have something to live for, pulls out, gets hit by a truck, gets a huge settlement, makes a jump-to-conclusions mat* |
+30 | |||||
| *suffocates in a poorly-ventilated bedroom after a weeklong diet of nothing but cabbage and chili* |
+5 | |||||
| Should've got lettuce instead. It's a good source of riboflavin. |
+24 | |||||
| *F*CK'S FIBONACCI SEQUENCE!* |
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| *Hey, I have stars too, guys! We should hang out more.* | ||||||
| *rescues suckstobejew from certain, violent death* | ||||||
| *Buys Wachovia* |
+10 | |||||
| Stop investing in stocks, start investing in shotguns. |
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| @mountainmage WOW! That's the best imaginary cabbage Elmo has ever see | ||||||
| Hello my name is Dow Jones and I find this site offensive |
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| system of a dow |
+4 | |||||
| LOL Stock Market. |
+1 | |||||
| http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=themouthpeace&feature=iv&annotation_id=event_973386 | ||||||
| *Moves to Canada* |
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| Wouldn't it be nice |
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| hey this is one of those good ytmnds that i can send to my grandma. |
+49 | |||||
| I'm sure she remembers when the Beach boys appeared on Ed Sullivan show |
+9 | |||||
| Women arn't on the internet. |
+6 | |||||
| Silly, grandma's aren't women. Unlike women, grandma's can poop. |
+7 | |||||
| ... What?! |
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| lol cnn |
+5 | |||||
| Watch it drop about 460 points tomorrow, and drop a bit daily for the next 2 weeks. Just ride the storm. Oh wait, I just remembered most everybody on YTMND is under fifteen. NM. |
+5 | |||||
| I just watched Phernoree eat his hat. Not because he admits he was wrong, but because he's that hungry. Fake update: he'll never reply to this because he can't afford Internet. | ||||||
| I would send this to my grandma but that would be cruel, because all her investments are now worthless. |
+9 | |||||
| Maybe she'll live to see TWO great depressions! |
+52 | |||||
| Maybe a war with canada can get us out of this depression, if only the war would last longer that 2 weeks. |
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| you mean canadia? aren't they a country really close to us or something? |
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| ok, i meant 2 hours | ||||||
| I might point out the last time you guys tried invading Canada, it ended up with them burning the White House to the ground. Considering you guys can't even handle a tiny third world nation ruled by a dictator, I don't think you're in any position to attempt an invasion of the second-largest nation in the world. |
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| The second-largest nation in the world? That's like Palin logic. |
+1 | |||||
| To be fair, most of that space is occupied by swimming polars bears which hardly count as a Navy. |
+3 | |||||
| I'd rather take on the canadian navy then an army of polar bears |
+9 | |||||
| I was going to link my site involving polar bears here, but I think this is more fitting http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Costas_Bob.jpg | ||||||
| rofl that was actually the british empire that burned "down" the whitehouse, it still existed just not worth rebuilding. And at that time our country didn't have a large enough regular army. Now a days, if it wasn't for the US Canada would be vulnerable as hell. | ||||||
| Whos to blame for the recession? I dunno, but this might have something to do with it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlnQTcLHaMM | ||||||
| rofl | ||||||
| featured on twitter.com/YTMND | ||||||
| it's funny cuz it's true | ||||||
| If only McCain had finished C in MatLab, this whole mess might have been solved 5 days ago... |
+2 | |||||
| McCain doesn't even know what electricity is, despite helping Ben Franklin untangle his kite from a tree. |
+1 | |||||
| The economy sucks, FIX IT. | ||||||
| F*ckin thing SUCKS! |
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| We'll do it live! |
+4 | |||||
| Good, but could use some better music. But I still like the ironically upbeat tone of this one. |
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| slap your congressman and tell him to vote FOR the bailout. otherwise we're f*cked. |
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| f*ck off twat |
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| huge, epic maneuver. |
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| IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT TOWARDS US! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!@!@544989F98WER3789324UR267T123-FFDBSFU2RDN4BD75MSGXREC8^8BV65ITRFE1?! |
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| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. |
+10 | |||||
| HOLY CRAP, A FALLING STOCK MARKET! *cue lavos theme* |
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| DAAAHHH NUUUHHHH....DUUUUHHH NUUUUHHH |
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| simple, but elegant... |
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| i think you couldnt have chosen a better song, es ist perfectico | ||||||
| ive left this ytmnd playing for about 6 minutes now |
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| DIS ILUSTRATEZ MA FEELINS ON DIS MATTER. WHUT SUBBTLE HUMUR. |
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| so true | ||||||
| directory made a 5-worthy site |
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| http://www.hulu.com/watch/36665/saturday-night-live-reliable-investments | ||||||
| :/ |
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| I blame ytmnd |
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| i blame the jews. |
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| I'll jump on that bandwagon. |
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| I'd buy that for a dollar!! | ||||||
| its funny cuz we'll all be out of work soon. lol! |
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| lol, economic collapse |
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| scrotum alt two year grudge |
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| oops i mean brian bailey alt one year grudge |
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| wtf |
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| dominated |
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| Congratulations, you're either a mod abusing your power, or a hacker with too much time on your hands. Either way I'm flattered you remember me. Oh and lets not forget medical doctor, sportsman, and philanthropist. |
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| the snow pix are radical!!!!! |
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| whatever that means... |
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| If you squint it looks like it's going up! |
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| also, when I first saw this I thought it said "Dow Jones lives upstate" which made me think of this nice old graph having a sweet summer home in the Catskills and going for a weekly hamburger and shake at the Roscoe dinner. |
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| petsoundz | ||||||
| I like the reference to Michael Moore's "Roger and Me." |
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| try saying this word out loud: shanps | ||||||
| Juxtaposition is enjoyable. | ||||||
| this is the defining economic story of OUR GENERATION. c*ck/balls '08 | ||||||
| lol, depression |
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| I like to focus on the part where it goes up. Vote Obama. |
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| I like to focus on the part where it goes up yours. Vote McCain. |
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| Bush '04 |
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| one of the best songs ever | ||||||
| Costanza! | ||||||
| haha nice | ||||||
| OOOOOOO BA BA, OOOOOOOO BA BA | ||||||
| I just suddenly remembered that someone once made a F*ggotPSA remix of this song. Or maybe it was an idea I had. Anyway, if it's been done please point it out to me. |
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| Nevermind, I made it myself: http://mootafuslu.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| it's under NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND |
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| No it's not, thats the problem
*Hops of Building* |
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| Oh f*ck now it really is under 9000. | ||||||
| more like CLEANSING BOLT FROM VALHALLA |
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| Wotan be praised |
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| 5'd these comments |
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| :D | ||||||
| Predictable, and already somewhat dated a day later | ||||||
| Wouldn't it be nice? | ||||||
| Maybe http://lolreaganomics.ytmnd.com/ would have gotten a better rating if it were made right about now | ||||||
| They should have used Matlab | ||||||
| It might actually be a good site if the music even REMOTELY matched anything related to the name of the site and/or picture. MAYBE if you cut the sound clip off earlier...but that's about it. |
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| YEAH AND TAHT PART OF AMERICAN PSYCHO WITH HUIE LEWIS DIDT MAKE ANY SENSE, WAT | ||||||
| Its called juxtaposition you f*ggot | ||||||
| The word "juxtaposition" does not even apply to this... the use of the tumbling stock and a song talking about the love between a young man and woman have nothing to do with each other. It's not that they are alike or different, they are not related at all! And what American Psycho was doing with Huey Lewis was just showing the insanity of Christian Bale's character by throwing in something random... random can be funny and entertaining, falling stocks and the Beach Boys is not... also c*cks. |
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| Haha. | ||||||
| NEWSWORTHY! | ||||||
| Workin' on Wall Street goin' down down down. Workin' on Wall Street, Whoop! About to slip doooown... | ||||||
| Funny, in that "oh sh*t, better hide my money in a mattress" sort of way. | ||||||
| Alcohol '08! Really, it's the only thing we can count on. |
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| invest in gold! | ||||||
| funny, but "lol, bailout" with running in the 90s would've been more appropriate. |
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| And I'm FREEEEEEEEEEE... |
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| Needs more suicidal bankers. |
+3 | |||||
| Bankers pen died before they could commit suicide themselves. | ||||||
| RAWR! | ||||||
| Im not 1'ing a site of yours for a change. | ||||||
| This would be much better as a lol site. "Lol, Dow Jones". | ||||||
| F*cking hell, someone already did that, and it was just as lame as the idea would suggest. | ||||||
| i cant see the fourest through the threes. | ||||||
| i f*cking lold | ||||||
| directory |
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| DOW needs to DIAF IRL. | ||||||
| Funny and depressing at the same time. :'( | ||||||
| -520.81 at 1:10PM | ||||||
| -688.55 @ 3pm | ||||||
| up +9000 at 445pm | ||||||
| also c*cks. | ||||||
| At least we'll all die laughing. | ||||||
| 1 why the f*ck is this sh*t so highly rated | ||||||
| i love this. Consider Graphic Design as a career |
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| Directory's Retirement Site. | ||||||
