Special thanks to whoever uploaded this site: http://obamastillnotablack.ytmnd.com/

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5 before i even listen because i know its worth it.

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www.moonman.gov

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You're welcome! :)

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q959fm is not a black man, he;s a long legged mack ddddddaaaaaddddyyyyyyyydydydyyduhf;ioarwhbgvrhuwgrbaverguhvrugvfjrghuiarevzdsfbndd

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it would be awesome if you did these once a week, I will 5 all of them

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Do you have ambitions for a radio show of your own?

I can break these cuffs!

dont bring f*cking politics to ytmnd, we are not interested. why dont they just shoot each other and get it over with huh? winner wins the campaign... but i must admit , palin is HOT, i would rape her any day.. oh i can imagine her screaming my name as im on top of her violating her body mmm. i like women who are tough with words, she would prolly abuse me verbally too, which is what i enjoy.

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I prefer women that don't look like they're about ready to collect SS benefits but that's just me.

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Win²

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not even a smile from your sh*tty site

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sorry guys but I have Akrom a plus. the end of his comment made me wtflol.

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"dont bring f*cking politics to ytmnd" <- what are you, stupid?

that one

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Damn man, you should be a professional voice actor, if you're not already. This is the second site you blew me away on.

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holy crap -20 on my comment.. jesus.

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ownager said blew.... lol... you blew him

nice edits, but lacks actual humor or any other entertainment

Akrom's comment made me rofl for 10 min. lololol

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www.obamamovie.tk

I like to think that you have a fake radio station on your porch and give the mailmen updates on the weather and which dogs were 'actin totally bananas' and needed to be put down. with a rifle.

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Manning daid

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you have no right!

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1'd for moar atention

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He's not even from tha hood.

OMG, how shocking

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1whoring ftw

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dont reply to his comments u f*ggots, ur just feeding this kid. what have i done...

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5 because i like to make sites like this

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akrom/darthwang... alts detected captain!

^THEY ARE NOT ALTS YOU MOTHERF*CKING PEICE OF SH*T. LOOK AT THE F*CKING DATES, DETECTIVE IDIOT. THEY DONT EVEN DO THE SAME STYLE OF SITES. EAT SOME SH*T AND DIE IN A FIRE, YOU F*CKING N*GG*RSH*T.

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failed attempts at sarcasm aside, im glad you are so enchanted with me. so when can we take that long walk on a beach before i pound your butt raw?

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blow it out your *ss LOLmariowang... what ever the f*ck your user name is, jumped ship enough times cause you piss people off and can't handle it

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sock puppets yelling at each other...move along people nothing to see here

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this is why YTMND has lost appeal. THIS. F*ggy users. This never occurred when I signed up, probably because this wasn't 4chan back then.

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ytmnd lost appeal, f*ggy users are to blame, and you are still here... blow it out your *ss f*ckface

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lol you can twist information better than a politician. 5 stars!

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Haha I was just thinking I'd love to listen to a new Q95.9 site. Also, you have to be from the west coast cuz you refer to highways as "The" (numbered highway) Out here we just say the number.

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THE I 15

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Hey! I drive "the 15 freeway" every day!

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LOL "out here"

I was on The 15 yesterday.

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lol 23, oh the highway has you now!

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In Chicago they resolve this by calling the highways by the name of various old f*cking white guys who bilked the city and state out of a lot of money.

awesome as always. Would have loved to hear the DJ set up the "HOT NEW SINGLE FROM MIIISSSTER SINESTAR - HE'S NOT A BLACK MAAAAAYYYYYYYNNNNNN (REMIX)".

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Wow that's awesome

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keep em coming!

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Well done... WOPR will nuke someone soon....

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You sound like you should be on the radio.

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I can BREAK these racial tensions... RAAAAAGGHH!!!

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Didn't that moonman guy die? Or was that a prank

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He jumped in front of the K train.

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Moonington took over.

He faked his death, but managed to break the helicopter for real in the process. He's now a fugitive on the run. We're now finding out alcohol is playing a role in destroying Moon Man's life. His life has gone downhill since "Mac Tonight." He was a sport anchor of channel 8. Got fired. Traffic reporter for AM 970. Faked his death. Tragic.

*****

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Nice

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needs moar danson, but good work f*g

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YEAHHH GIMMICKYTMNDS

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Cuffs midget came out of nowhere...5d

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Obama needs to break the cuffs of racial adversity.

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you can't break those cuffs

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UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHHG

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voice made for radio

A YTMNDer that can pull off using his own voice in the YTMND. Its like bowling a 300 game, its pretty damn rare....but it happens.

"He's not even from the hood," Manning daid.

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Print journalists FAIL again.

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Five for flawless voice acting. Ever considering a career as an anchor?

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I would totally listen to your radio show. Make more.

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You should host YTMND News.

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i lawld i 5'd

IN CRED I BULL. as always

I wasn't sure what to think about this q959 at first, but this cracked me up

This guy is so spot on it's creepy.

Damn, Palin has no shame!

Well done you have a talent

WEEN

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you should be featured

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His race is a global issue?

The only place in the whitehouse where Palin belongs is in the kitchen so she can make Obama a sandwich.

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wow, i was convinced that was real until the end! even questioned the cuffs bit!

Holy hell, I actually though it was real until the cuffs. Bravo sir! BRAVO!

RAWR!

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5'd due to affirmative action

This is awesome.

This is all the news I need today!

Awesome! You definitely have a face for radio. And your voice is pretty good too.

Obama will take care of everything.

Nice work! Had me convinced until it got to the global problem bit, haha.

I like yer moves

awesome stuff

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

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You made me think it was geniune until the long legs thing.

Guess what? Reverend Manning actually said that. Not a joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHbZaioIKKM

I can break these cuffs!

lol 5

wow. Thankyou so much for making this site. It made my day.

KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK

this is soooooo soooooo retarded! like i didnt even know it could get this retarded.

lol i live on highway 97! Forest lake, MN baby, if Moonman were to live anywhere, it would probably be here!

like i'm all for a dictatorship at this point. naturally I nominate myself. I'll euthanize all the lobbyist and rebuild american manufacturing by giving vast numbers of immagrants basic education and weakening labor laws. and then, what the hell lets leave iraq to rape and pillage pakistan until bin laden is naked and lynched in front of his family. whos with me?

I love your sites man

Your radio voice sites are the most amusing ones I've seen in awhile. Hoping for more!

Long Legged Mack Daddy

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I'M BLACK Y'ALL, AND I'M BLACK Y'ALL, I'M BLIGGIDY BLACK BLACK BLACKER THAN BLACK

I was expecting that to be the audio for this site. Glad it wasn't.

LOLOLOLOL I GOT SUM LULZ UP IN HER

THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER. MOONMAN MADE IT EPIC. PACAAAAAAAAAARD

Oh my god. This site is so awesome it defines the word.

i'm sick as f*ck of moonman but you already had like 37 stars at that point so

So good. skillfully done, laughs ahoy. Win to you, many win.

This is Casey Casem...

god, i got cuff'd and mooned at the same time

I'd still 5 this even if it was just the cuffs part.

Only logged into to 5av because of cuff midget. F*cking caught me by surprise, I lol'd real hard.

I can break these cuffs. UUUUUUUUuuaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Dude, your voice is friggin amazing. Great site.

boooooooring, takes too long.

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F*CK YOU GO TO HELL

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haha moon man is taking over ytmnd

This is probably the greatest site ever. Period.

Wow, that sounded like a real news clip. Good job. I didn't realize it until I heard you say "toasted man" lol!

pretty excellent

funny as always

Very nice.

who gives a sh*t

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5 for cuffz

The moonman saga took on a new dimension with your efforts. You colored it and gave it depth. A++ will buy from again

holy sh*t this is pro

Hahahahaha

5'd for Toasted man in cuffs

Wow. Good work, sir. I thought that this was an actual news clip until the "cuffs" reference.

This is too awesome for words

i thought it was funny... then i heard CUFFS and lol'd!

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At first, I actually thought the sound clip was real. You have a good newscaster voice, if that's actually you talking.

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Akrom's comment made me rofl for 10 min. lololol

In case everyone didn't know, Reverend Manning is quite real, and here is his crowning achievement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4-TZspqlOs

So well done.

Wow, your voice is very radio and this was very well produced

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moonman.gov LOL oh and f*ck charles dickface moonington

you should be pink

This sounded real, and I had to log in to say that

I hold my foot up to my head and talk like it's a phone.

Holy sh*t!! that was you?! Good job!!

5 for moonington and the radio announcer voice

LOL

I love your sites, but your images need work. If you ever want, PM me and I'll hook you up.

FRIENDS OF MOON MAN.

your from LA huh, as a kid I lived there. The 970 jingle is one of the most vibrant memory of that time.

Technically, a little north of LA, up the 15 freeway ....

WTF, original content ?

I can break these cuffs!

These news clip YTMNDs are so well made on the audio end. You keep making them, I'll keep giving them 5s, deal?.

5'd for Moonington and authenticity

this is awesome, i thought it was real until i heard the report on I can break these cuffs

ahahah god DAM this is good sh*t