I want my monny

Pretty little boy, sitting up there in your high chair, demanding more apple sauce. You've already got enough apple sauce, Spencer. There's plenty of apple sauce on your plate.

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F*ggy Short Film FTL

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This is actually happening only the result will be ridiculous inflation.

never trust men with beards

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never trust women with beards

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never have sex with women with beards.

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Sex with men?

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I lol'd

Never trust men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex with other men who want to have sex with women with beards.

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I have a beard. I take offense to everything you guys just said. This is me taking offense. Hyah!

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Never trust women with penises.

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google "community reinvestment act"

1977

thats only a small part of the problem, besides if fanny didnt want these morgtages they could had powerfull enough lobby group that they wouldnt have to. at the end of the day your still talking about over enthusiasm and poor underwriting standards.

86% of defaulted subprime loans were made by private banks outside the affordable housing mandate of CRA. google your dick.

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http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=horse+dick&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

Eyebrow grooming.

How much do you want to bet that Bernanke is furiously masturbating to this YTMND right now?

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I know I was!

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and how!

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f*cking genius!

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holy f*cking lol

Amazing, best edits I've seen in a while.

Also its nice when you can tell an adult made the ytmnd. Let the [-]'s begin...

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often it's a bad idea to even mention [-] cause most people are f*ckin idiots and up and down vote random sh*t for no apparent reason... ..... AKJHUGFI@@(908kjkjk aahj2j2kj!!!!!!!

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"Also its nice when you can tell an adult made the ytmnd." The absence of videogame or Pokemon references were a dead givaway. Also a basic understanding of current events.

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As ytmnd's only octogenarian (or am I the only octoroon? I can never remember which acc't I'm logged into) I gotta that say these edits weren't that great (random lines and gif math everywhere) and the analogy was only slightly more savvy than the Tetris version last week. The best way to understand what happened to Wall St recently is to understand that in the US we've always called people like Carnegie, Morgan, and Grenville Dodge "philanthropists."

Reduced compression lol.

Also, Google "Bernanke helicopter speech".

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I got the reference. But I stand by what I said. Years from now our grand kids will be studying at the Philip F Anschutz library at Lawrence Ellison University or seeing plays at Bloomberg Hall as our society once again turns these robber barons into cultural heroes.

You forget, we're YTMNDers. We won't have grandkids.

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I've got eight of them. The youngest is running for president. Always whining about the war, too. Damn wussy. There hasn't been a real war since Crimea.

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Balthios, is that you? Are you truly the last of the Zaubermancers? For goodness sake, I thought the great grandson of LeBron James had passed from this earth. How can it be!? How is it that you've commented directly above me!? It just can't be. Who are you really, masked man?

I was about to pan this until the choppers dumped the cash. Perfect analogy! Well done!

PROBLEM SOLVED! lol.

Johnny 5!

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Sure, incarcerate the humans; DESTROY THE MACHINE!

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Awesome.

5'ed as soon as Johnny 5 music started. No watch. Just dance.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOOOMAAAANNN.... oh wait, wrong song..

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And thus Bernanke said, "Let there be money"; and there was money. And Bernake saw that he caused and inflation; it was very bad.

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They should make a prequel to the Bible.

the scene from the matrix was genius

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lolz

lol, cramer

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what if at the end u saw he was sleeping in a cardboard box lol

You realize it ends with him sleeping in his car right? It's the same deal.

"don't worry, your money is safe with bear sterns" -kramer

most people don't realize a recession requires at least two consecutive quarters of declining GDP

Paul Volcker had nightmares like this during the Reagan administration.

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Sh*t, it was just a dream....

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and im free

free falling

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Thoroughly enjoyable.

EPICTMND!

Wall Street, Appocalypse Now, Matrix, Dream Sequence... you got everything, FAV!

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Best ive seen in awile.

This, sir, is truly an epic YTMND. However, please do not confuse the money helicopters with roflcopters.

My only advice is to fade the song into street noise at the last shot - and maybe add sirens/ and maybe someone tapping on the glass, telling him to move his car etc.

The build-up was worth the punchline. Well done.

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GIMME MY MUNS BACK!

Not quite as great as people think it is

inkdrinker should have made this.

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Win

I thought you were actually calling him a hero until the end.

"Waiting for a street-wise Hercules". Best.Lyrics.EVAR.

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Lol political satire!

I'd have to say, that was pretty amazing.

sent this BAILOUTMND to everyone on my Bernanke-Hater Listserve

recession over. depression begins.

This is hilarious. Seriously, grats for making a genuinely funny site in the recent suckstreak.

Well played.

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I was thinking that he was going to blow up Wall Street.

I like it and I also thought you were praising him but then it was only a dream...haha

PRINTING MORE MONEY IS THE SOLVER OF EVERYTHING. not

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Wait, the bailout was stupid.

FSF and he's no hax0r economist, that's for sure.

Is he sleeping in the back of his car? *LOLZ* +5 for Apocalypse Now

Everytime I hear this song I remember Short Circuit.

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This belongs on the news. Instead of the news.

I loved the presentation.

The bailout is the best thing to ever happen to YTMND.

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I'm going to give you a 5, simply for craftsmanship alone!

I Like Long Gifs

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THEY KNOW NOTHING!!!!

F*ck rich white america

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Yeah f*ck those rich people! I hate rich people so much I refuse to make over $65,000 a year. Promotion? No thanks. I can't risk one day making a success out of myself, for if I did I would become what I hate.

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I'll be seeing your money soon, white boy. :D

those were all $1 bills.

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FRESH FROM TEH FIGHT!

That's how he's going to deliver all the brand new money he's going to have printed and cause inflation.

This is easily one of the best ytmnds, ever.

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is how to do a political YTMND. I wish I could give this eleventy hundred for such an awesome choice of song.

Now everyone gets to go to the dollar store.

motivational

this is awesome. someone needs to do a MACGYVER FIXES THE FINANCIAL MELTDOWN

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Full of win and beard.

When Bernanke scratches his beard, dollar bills flake off...

needs more ayn rand

The funny thing is that the gif repeats itself again and again

lol 2nd pic

I need a JEW

That's pretty funny. But he's still one of the biggest criminals.

HALL OF FAME PLEASE!

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Should've used the Frou Frou/Imogen Heap version of the song...

google image search: people looking up

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In case you're wondering, the surge in views today is the result of a link from Greg Mankiw's blog. Yes, the Greg Mankiw who was chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers from 2003-5 (Bernanke held the chair from 2005-6). Mankiw teaches at Harvard now, and he wrote two of the textbooks I used in college.

So, anyway, Mankiw knows Bernanke, thus there's a chance that the Chairman of the Federal Reserve System himself has seen this site. WIN.

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This inspired me to not only watch the matrix, but also to shoot some f*ckin gooks. Excellently done.

F*ck dude, dow jones just dropped by 204.36 points.

Look kiddies, it's ill-informed political satire based on the illusion someone actually knows what they are talking about and their ability to make a YTMND about it. The Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park would be proud unless you try to make a show based on it then they will cut your f*cking throat for trying to take away their liberal based money...

Ill-informed enough to get an eminent economist to link to it lolololol.

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The Kramer pic made me lol

This is now making its way around the street. Congrats!

5 for f*ggy short story.

Bailouts f*cking suck. Good effort though (from you, not the gov't)

lol, hyperinflation.

Bernanke 2010!