HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

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YTMND is going down the sh*tter lately. Can't wait until this stupid election is over with

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Sarah Palin is not a reader. She's not even from the Library! She is a long legged illiterate!

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Actually, she uses her sexy libararian look to sneak into liberal studies archives so that she can burn All of 'Em!

Looks like Palin just scored a subscription to Fortune- maybe she'll learn something about the economy.

would ya digg this?!

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I vote lockstep with the gr33nscr33n lobby

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Coincidentally, so do I. Usually.

Awww shut up, you big phony. Mom just likes you better because you look more like Russell Crowe than Tavis Smiley.

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Wow gr33nscr33n went from featured to non-featured within one reply thread! At least from what I can see without resting my cursor over the non-boldfaced screen name. But alas, I'm too lazy for that so I'll just assume it's magic for now. Also voat Palin for Caraboo Queen cuz she's sharing the same dream, and our hearts can beat as one...no more love on the run.

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MY NAME'S SARAH PALIN, AND I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE.

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She has to stay informed before she gets tapped.

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...by John McCain.

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...by horse dick.

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...like a basic land

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...by Joe Biden.

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Also, bring me everyone.

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going against the grain

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EEEEEEVERYOOOOONE!

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This...this is BRILLIANT!! =)

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This...This is SPARTA!! =)

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No, this is Patrick.

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this brings a whole new meaning to the word flowerpot

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Done.

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we are legion raid her for the lulz

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confirmed for brawl

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ugh...stfu you f*cking drones

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If she ever opened her door and saw legions of you greasy basement dwellers standing there, blinking helplessly in the sunshine and saying things like "for the lulz", she would immediately feed you to her husband's sled dogs.

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SCREENSHOTMND

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Is there anyway she can be hanging out with Busey on Mars tomorrow?

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I call the Economist!

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http://allyourraycharlesarebelongtous.ytmnd.com/

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As your personal army, I'll be sure to do that.

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Do you shoot insecurity out of your dick every time you masturbate?

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No, but some self-pity occasionally dribbles out.

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and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S.

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Joe Six-Pack?

JOE THE PLUMBER

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Joe Camel, motherf*cker.

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Joe the Senator.

Joe Pesci is god.

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Joe mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

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I worship Joe Pesci.

Joe Stalin? Can she still see him?

i didn't realize alaska was that sparsely populated

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'snot, the address is like that because it's the governor's mansion.

Ha! Sen. Hillary Clinton

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If I wasn't in Europe right now I would do this.

Professor Chaos will be very pleased to hear of this plan

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A wink makes everything better! ;)

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Pretty soon you might be wanting to change that address to Washington, DC

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make sure playboy and hustler make it in there too.

GIFT TO: NO THANX! ;)

hey, i bet she takes it in the ass

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Nah, she can't get holy baybeeeees that way.

I remember the movie Juneau.

i love you

BE A MAVERICK!

Palin will be president

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Palin will be president

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Palin was tapped.

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Wrong address: It's Pennsylvania Ave.

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When hell freezes over

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November 4th.

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Bring a jacket

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"can you name a few?" she already got pwnt by charlie gibson. katie couric is f*cking gay and is trying too hard to try and "stump" her again. f*cking c*nt.

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This 5 is for you, I'll bill you later

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Sweat is my sanity

nice.

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What is the name of the magazine song?

Flaming Lips: She Don't use Jelly

she makes her taco pop.

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i was expecting lesbian sex. 3.

She's a serious nut for sure, but people took her words too seriously here. She was avoiding answering the question (badly) because she doesn't want to support any specific publications. She should have stated she reads ytmnd instead.

minus 5 points for taking forever to load

Bullsh*t. your internet is just retard.

im voting for palin because if shes elected shel show us her tits

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Maybe next you can do a YTMND about Obama thinking there were 57 states. Or about how he would let the UN Security Council handle Russia, even though Russia sits on said council. Or about how Obama has been in the Senate for 4 years without initiating a single piece of "changing" legislation in all of his grand tenure. FAIL.

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it's not as funny. obama is a black.

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but if we keep making ytmnd's about obama I'm afraid the black will take over

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NO LOL MAKE A YMNDT ABOUT GORGESJ BUCSHE SAYING "YU FERGAWT POLEND" AND MAKIE IT REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING

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he's not black... HES BIRACIAL!

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I wish I could afford a subscription to the economist.

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STFU max

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Maybe someday I will be wealthy enough for Economist subscribers to flick their cigar ashes in my direction...

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Childish at best.

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By far the most entertaining way to get rid of those bloody things...

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The New Yorker is a bunch of pretentious bullsh*t

I disagree.

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This user currently has no lists.

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I'm guessing CaptainRescue doesn't read Cabinet.

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i only look at the comics

This is amazing and Palin is horrible

Insta five for the Lips

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this is just massive

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Voting McCain, like all good, aspiring capitalists should.

Reaganomics

that invisible hand will fix EVERYTHING

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She should subscribe to Colostomy monthly

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still uncomfortable to watch.

and now her mind, she insane, her mind's no good because the penis done ejaculated all up in her brain

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High Times anyone?

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Good idea, but won't really work. Will probably get thrown away just like all her other mail that comes to her as a governor...

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I love politically themed ytmnds.Good Job,great show.

Couric wants her to say "American Rifleman" so she can have an orgasm of "OMG SEE I TOLD YOU SO!!! EVERYBODY LISTEN!!! SHE IS A CONSERVATIVE!!!! SHE SAID SO JUST NOW!!!!!! OBAMA 08!!!!!!!!!!!!" Idiot actors and news anchors are so arrogant and in love with the sound of their own voices. They're convinced that they are the real policy makers in this country. (anyhoo, I voted for Bob Barr. Sick of politics)

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have you ever looked at Bob Barr's lips?

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yeah, keep fightin' the good fight

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Look numbnuts, Couric is a journalist and she was doing her job. "What newspapers and magazines do you read" is not a hard question. You think McCain, Obama, or Biden would have a hard time answering that? That's not even a hard warmup question for an interview. This just shows how absolutely out of her depth she is that people act like a simple interview is unfair and baised against her. You act like any media beside Limbaugh and Hannity is the libruls.

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I don't listen to Hannity either, or Limbaugh (unless I catch some of it driving around at lunch). But if you can look at the overall body of "work" done by 99% of television news during this campaign and fail to see the bias, then nothing I could say will convince you otherwise. Not all of us are that dim, though.

i like how you totally dodged ben's point

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I dodged it because ben's premise is faulty. Couric didn't approach that interview as a journalist, she approached it as an activist. The question wasn't "what magazines do you read." It was "what magazines form your world view." It's a loaded question, and it's designed to lead the interviewee into saying something embarrassing. It's the equivalent of Hannity trying to trip up Biden, so stop pretending it's straight news.

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"When it comes to establishing your worldview- I was curious- what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read- before you were tapped, for this- to stay informed and to understand..." This is a loaded question how? Couric is asking Palin what magazines she read with regard to staying informed on the relevant issues prior to the debate. It would be neither surprising nor particularly damaging to Palin to cite conservative sources. Instead, she interrupts and says "all of them." What?

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Wrong. That's the one thing that no politician can do and hope to be elected. This election is about the undecideds and independents. If the question were posed to Obama by someone from Fox, you would've gotten the same result. Also, Palin knew she was in enemy territory and was (perhaps overly) defensive. Every major news outlet but one is carrying water for the Dems, and has been since 1992. Before Clinton, there was still such a thing as journalism.

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You whiny f*ckwit, it's not some vast conspiracy. Every president since f*cking John Adams has had to defend their overarching philosophy and the texts that influence it. And not answering that question proves one of two things: either one doesn't read magazines worth mentioning, thus rendering the candidate a fool, or the magazines one reads are so clearly out of the mainstream one seriously worries what the populace will think.

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As someone who reads everything from The Nation to the National Review I have no f*cking sympathy for some half-witted political hack who balks at a question about influence. If you can't handle a f*cking softball question like that, get the f*ck out of politics. Imagine if Couric (who I agree is about as incisive a journalist as Larry King or Barbara Walters) had asked something tough, like "Which five past presidents have most influenced your political career and how?" F*cking deer in the headlights...

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You're right; this election is all about the swing voters! I as an independent, undecided voter am shocked and horrified to learn about Sarah Palin's conservative political stance and didn't realize that John McCain had chosen her in part to appeal to the evangelical voting bloc- and that all this only came to the surface after CBS revealed that she reads The Weekly Standard! Thank God for responsible journalism; without anchors like Katie Couric we'd all be eating sh*t out of a bucket.

Let's see how close I get with this prediction... Palin will lose re-election for Governor in November, 2010, making it untenable for her to run for President in 2012. In early 2011 (as the primaries start making news), she'll begin appearing regularly as a contributor on Fox News. In 2012, she'll accept an official position as a political expert and make Fox News her home for the next several years.

It's not a conspiracy if it's out in the open. And I'm not supporting Palin -- I didn't vote for that ticket. But you acting sanctimonious doesn't change the simple fact that most of the media is actively pushing for an Obama win. This interview isn't the most glaring example of that -- but the followup is. Obama routinely skates around questions, with no followup. Courics determination to make Palin answer this softball is where you see her motive. She's trying to take her down a peg. ...

but for f*ck's sake stop pretending that you can't see it happening. You're entitled to a certain level of smugness and superiority when your side is holding all the cards, so enjoy it. I'm no republican, I don't care. But the liberals have blood in their eye this time, and it's obvious. Stop acting like the media is unbiased. This question wasn't the best example, but it's an example.

Do you ACTUALLY think that she's so stupid that she couldn't come up with a good magazine name on the spot? Do you think she only reads Vogue? She was either keeping her defenses up in "enemy territory" or her handlers gave her a script to stick to. Katie Couric is a shill for the democrat party. F*ck her and her magazines, Charlie Gibson, Ariana Huffington, that scrub sportscaster who's on MSNBC now, and all the rest. I'm gonna go clean my guns and smoke in front of your children. Commie bastahds.

oh what the f*ck, guys? why didn't anyone tell me we gr33nscr33n was berating some idiot? i live for this.

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I'm not trying to deny that there is bias, but you're acting like this is the smoking gun for it. God forbid that you watch MSNBC.

"Do you ACTUALLY think that she's so stupid that she couldn't come up with a good magazine name on the spot? " YES!!! Give it up! She's a f*cking idiot. If Katie Couric, of all f*cking "journalists," could corner her with a question about what magazines she reads then she's a f*cking lightweight who couldn't have passed my high school debate class.

All Palin had to say was "Time" or "The Wall Street Journal" or f*cking "National Geographic." What could Couric say after that? But Palin doesn't read Time or the Wall Street Journal or those names would have flowed as easily from her tongue as the word "maverick" which she has yet to use in its correct denotation, despite the 12,000+ times she's said it since mid-August. Shes a f*cking idiot who has no business anywhere near the White House, proven, if by nothing else, by the fact that she got...

...tripped up by TV's Gidget. Watching Couric and Palin go "head to head" in intellectual debate is like watching "Battle of the Network Stars" for the athleticism. And to claim that Couric was being hard on her? Of course I'm smug. What other position is there when someone is trying to argue their way out of 20-foot deep hole in a pile donkey-cum soaked bullsh*t? Liberal or Conservative, who cares?! Defending Palin is like arguing that Al Sharpton would have made a great president. Or Al Roker.

Your assumption that because I hate Palin, I don't love guns or smoke makes you just as retarded as her. I despise Pailn because she's stupid and arrogant: two qualities that should scare the f*cking hell out of anyone on either side of the aisle. Like Obama, hate Obama, I don't care. But don't whine and complain that people are being unfair by pointing out that Palin is an idiot when she's yet to prove, despite more media time than God in the past months, that she's not.

And of course she doesn't read Vogue. She'd have a hard time getting through a copy of Teen People.

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go gr33nscr33n, it's ya birfday.

mrnoodle is right on point. I voted for Obama, but I can totally see exactly what mrnoodle is talking about.

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Poor Katy.

1 complementary issue of Black Tail coming right up!

Palin's a tard and all, but none of you mother f*ckers reads magazines or newspapers.

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none of us motherf*ckers are running for vice president

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If you're going to go to the lengths to mail stuff, then take a sh*t in a box every week and send it to her until you get arrested.

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for the record i voted 5 on this because ronald jones era tha f lips

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lol

Im gonna send her a copy of High Times

I like the cut of your jib, friend.

Sarah Palin jokes are old. I'll be happy when this YTMND gets off the front page.

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The front page of YTMND is old. I'll be happy when Sarah Palin gets off.

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Shes not that old. Ill be happy when i get off to Sarah Palin

Clever.

i hope palin likes oxm

5 for the palin head with hearts around it

you are my hero

I like the palin headshot with the hearts around it. It's sweet for sanity.

At least her subscription to Vibe will be automatically renewed.

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They read in Alaska?

juxtapose519 got me a subscription to Martha Stewart Living for my birthday.

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Again.. that address: Gov. Sarah Palin; PO Box 110001; Juneau, Alaska 99811-0001