truth

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Yes, truth... comrades.

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Yes, life is paradise in all those communist nations, where everyone is treated like cattle.

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Summed up the fear of the extreme right nicely.

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This is not satire. I unironically love socialism and I hope Barack Hussein Obama is a radical leftist.

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That's Barack Hussein Obama II, buddy. Get it right, or I'll f*ck you up harder than Solzhenitsyn.

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I don't think that's a fear. I think that's the truth. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/25/biden-slammed-during-flor_n_137830.html

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Me being a jingoist,i cant agree with this.

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OBAMUNISM WILL FAIL!

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Hey, I fear socialism as much as the next capitalist.... Too bad my new business degree will be worthless when I graduate in January....

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That's just the value of a business degree adjusting to match the value of the people who earn them.

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Pinko.

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I just hope the election isn't stolen, or failing that, the people will revolt.

Never. Not as long as Gillmore Girls is on

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Can we at least skip the whole dictatorship of the proletariat part. It sounds icky.

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The dictatorship of the proletariat must go on forever and ever and ever

Is your washroom breeding Bolsheviks?

nice one pgn2b, yeah, right, the fear of the "extreme right" - because only "extreme" rightists would be afraid of socialism

This, also, is truth... comrades.

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You are playing a clever game of technicalities. The United States has no moderate right wing.

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Yes they do. See: Every conservative who's voting for Obama.

Never sure if you're joking. It reminds me of that 9/11 Truth site you made, and then admitted you didn't actually believe it. I think that seeing 2 comment pages full of people giving long diatribes about why they agree/disagree with you on a subject you don't actually give a sh*t about gives you some kind of satisfaction.

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Something worth considering: Obama has built an electoral coalition with centrist Democrats, but also with progressive activists, and conservatives. Either Obama is actually a boring center-right Clintonoid with a gift for speaking progressives' language, or he's a dyed-in-the-wool leftist willing to temper his own beliefs to make them compatible with the American political landscape. Either way, someone in this coalition is getting hoodwinked.

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it's probably whoever forgot Poland

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ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFOR5c1_VSg lol

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i'm probably going to vote for barack (and i am going to be a hypocrite), though in any other election between two capitalist white bread crackas, i'd vote for the socialist/socialist & liberation candidate

well actually since barack is leading by 25 points in IL, i'll probably vote for Gloria La Riva.

he's not even from the hood... f*ggot

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Communism: Great in concept, absolute miserable failure everytime it's been seen in history since the beginning of man. Maybe it'd work if human beings weren't corruptable, but that isn't the case. Captalism is essentially a caste system with a little more freedom and a chance to move up, but here in the states we live in a candy-coated prison state, and it's getting less and less candy coated as we go along. At the end of the day though, I'd rather live in a supremely corrupt democracy than a supremely

communist or socialist state. At least then (yet) I wont have to sign the sheet of 2 military police that stand guard in my bathroom to regulate my piss everytime I have to take a leak. What can ya do. Anyway, about the ytmnd, wish granted! The Illuminati gave us 2 choices this election: For the next 4-8 years, do you want to take over parts of the world for market play and resources (Republican), or do you want to say f*ck everything and turn into a socialist country where we (the government I mean) has

all the power and we control everything you do and then you can pretend like you still have freedom and everything is fine? (Democrat). Well, obviously Obama is gonna win, which means we're going socialist. So when you think it's cool that the government robbed higher income families and gave the money to you or welfare n*gg*rs, in exchange for your submission, remember how you no longer have any freedoms either and the government has you even more by the balls.

Oh and I gues we don't have to worry about that fact that every single big business is moving overseas, and the job market will get even tighter, because hey, the government is cutting you a check from any bits they can squeeze from the big businesses! So, constrict job-making big business, let them move overseas, and discourage common people from starting their own business and putting the final nail in the coffin of the American Dream ftw! =P Plus then whatever we choose in the election,

The Illuminati knows that's what we want, and they don't care which step towards global domination they take first, they'll all get done. So hey, let's let the people decide! Plus if they picked it, they'll go along with it better and be easier to brainwash in the process! Awesome. Oh and I'm not for McCain either, he's the same sh*t. They're all the same sh*t, save for a couple people here and there. I'm writing Ron Paul in, and you know he's not part of it since they refused to give him any coverage in

in the debates or anywhere. Then they made sure that everytime he spoke tons of people used words like, "Crazy", "Nutjob", and laughed and shook their heads (yeah, cause the constitution the country was founded on that brought us from nothing to the world's biggest super power in only 150 years is CRRAZZZYYY!! What a nutjob concept that is! hahahahah!!), but yet those same people that shook their heads and laughed, are now saying the same things Ron Paul said, but when they say it it's now BRILLIANT!

Also, c*cks.

Pre-canned diatribe; didn't read.

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False. You read, didn't feel like replying. Just because something has been said before, doesn't make it any less relevant or any less correct. Corn is corn, off the cob or pre-canned. It's not regurgitated, it just is what it is. You keep hearing it because if you stop and think about it, that's what it is. My own free-willed, seperate thinking brought me to the same conclusion that many others have stated before. If I tell you the sky is blue, would you just ignore and dismiss it as "pre-canned" because

because you've heard it before? Yeah, you've heard it before because no matter how many times people say it over and over again, the sky is still blue. Just because you've heard the same thing for the 417th time doesn't mean it's pre-canned. It just means that the 417th person thought about it, looked up, saw the sky was blue, and then recalled other times in history where he looked up and the sky was blue, and then came to the logical, reasonable conclusion that the sky is blue, and then informed you. LoL

I didn't read these two, either.

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I (against my better judgement) did read it. All of it. And you, owntmeal, are a sensationalistic moron with little-to-no grasp on reality.

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Was it Paultard stuff? It looked like Paultard stuff so I stopped reading.

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Yeah, I think I saw Ron Paul mentioned somewhere in there, but it was the fact that one of the paragraphs began with with "The Illuminati knows that's what we want" that kept me from bothering to read all of it.

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Also, I am incapable of giving a bad rating to any ytmnd that has the best National Anthem ever as its sound.

You lost me at "corn is corn".

Explain, evil. I can call you an insolent c*ck-s*cker, but unless I have backing to that I'm just talking out of my ass. So, *WHY* am I completely retarded?

Before you go there: "*WHY* do I have no grip on reality?" [fixed. I was tired and in my response assumed you called me retarded and didn't check back]. And, why did you stop reading at "Illuminati" aholm? Nothing crazy about it, just rich businessmen and people in positions of power that help make sure their families stay rich and in power, usually through some kind of manipulation and have the financial and political means to reach that goal, nothing weird or crazy or mystical about it,

It's pretty straight-forward.

And what is the "reality", evil?

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ROOOOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAAAAUL

who is John Galt?

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5 for at least being intelligent enough to have a relevant opinion.

Seven days, inkdrinker. Hahahaha.

Fun fact: The "Obama font" is Gotham, but Tobias Frere-Jones, typographer, designer and brother to insufferable pop music critic Sasha Frere-Jones. Fun fact 2: This font is not Gotham but Gill Sans Bold, an adequate stand-in, because Gotham is like f*cking $400. Fun fact 3: Sasha Frere-Jones should should chew an uzi clip kicked out courtesy of Stephen Merritt of the Magnetic Fields. I mean I don't care one way or the other about Magnetic Fields but goddamn.

er BY Tobias Frere-Jones. god damn it YTMND let me edit my comments I HATE YOU SO MUCH

I'd be willing to bet there aren't 10 other users here who know what the hell you're talking about. But that said, I'm now going to launch into 37-post diatribe about how white music critics are responsible for the death of hip hop. Point #1: The Emasculation of Public Enemy Gives Rise to West Coast Gang-Oriented Rap. The article was in Time Magazine. The year was 1994. The album was "Muse Sick-n-Hour Mess Age." After taking the standard shots at Flavor Flav's arrest record and Prof Grif's...

antisemitism despite the fact that Grif had long since left the band, Time Magazine panned the record. Though this was understandable because it was the weakest Public Enemy record to date, the review went beyond mere discussion of musicality to once again embrace the worn out argument that Public Enemy was politically dangerous, rehashing long-standing critiques of PE's racially divisive lyrics and public performances.

As many white writers had noted before, the review reduced PE's politics to the sloganeering and posturing in many of the songs' refrains, rather than mining the content of the dense and strikingly historically significant lyrics. Missing many of PE's points about personal social responsibility, community [re]building from within, and racial respect, the article instead focused on knee-jerked catch phrases and outdated racial dichotomies represented in sound bites from famous radical black activists.

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO RAKER! ... I rake them.

For what it's worth I blame Muse-Sick N Hour Mess-Age on punitive copyright enforcement that punished even transformative works covered by law under Fair Use. Now, if it weren't for Muse-Sick, there would be no "Give It Up," and no "Whole Lot of Love Going on In the Middle of Hell," (and thus no N*gg*trons.ytmnd.com) but yeah. The law just utterly destroyed the vitality of PE.

And in doing so, Time's music critic unwittingly undervalued PE's larger message of positive personal uplift and cultural identity, leaving its predominantly white readership to worry whether or not Chuck D and Flavor Flav would lead some on-coming black rebellion, or worse, f*ck their white daughters. Following the success of NWA,2Pac's "Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.," Dr Dre's Platinum-selling album "The Chronic," and other West Coast rap outfits, the climate in hip hop was changing. Public Enemy's brand...

of politically charged hip hop, often fusing history lessons with Bomb Squad beats, was, much like the Afro-centric Native Tongue movement featuring De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, Jungle Brothers and other East Coast groups, on the decline. Sh*t, did I say 37 posts? I just don't have it in me tonight. Well, maybe Frere-Jones can pick up where I left off. Wait a minute, I call his beeper.

truth

1 until the real Inkdrinker returns

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You will deny me three times before my c*ck grows.

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If I affirm you will it shrink?

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I tightend up the graphics on it just now.

I voted 5 unironically

http://chairmanobama.ytmnd.com/

truth

lol

5 for the truth!

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I'm still voting for Jin

BUT WILL WE HAVE GUILLOTINE?

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don't worry, it's an ironic 1

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I IRONICALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH

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1 more week

Socialism isn't a dirty word anymore! Marx ftw.

If it's economic socialism you desire, you should be hoping for a third Bush term.

Socializing all the losses and none of the gains is not socialism. It is class war. But you won't hear much of that because people like to reserve the term solely for when the lower classes fight back.

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your'e right. when everything sucks for everyone except government officials, then it is socialism

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No, that's an oligarchy. I'm surprised you didn't know that, because there is ample opportunity for examination. We live in one.

You know YTMND is on the toilet rim when inkdrinker's comments are downvoted. Well, maybe not, depending on what era... but we didn't have no stinking comment voting back then!

If McCain somehow wins this thing I'm moving to Utrecht.

Is that in Wisconsin?

I'm coming with. We can chill with Bong-Ra

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My favorite drinking buddy: http://images.travelpod.com/users/moonrise/rollowood.1158255540.img_1521.jpg

F*CK YEAH COMMUNISM!!!! OBAMA '08 'FO SERIUS BITCHESSSSSSS

Mentioning and believing in the illuminati- Retarded. Believing that so much change as to reform the entire government and as such planet will come from one United States president regardless of who is elected- more retarded. Therefore, you are all retarded.

ur grammer b reel gud

You hate me because I ride your broken back like a goddamn horse. Thanks for the ride bitch

So, in other words you're a welfare queen?

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BLAMMO.

i agree 100% with you on that comrade.

I am so far to the right myself that I push beyond into anarchy, which, ironically, is what lies on the far left as well... heh. I think either Obama or Mccain will do a poor job in office, both for different reasons. We're screwed either way.

My solution: BURN WASHINGTON TO THE GROUND AND LET THE PEOPLE SORT OUT - THROUGH USE OF STRENGTH - WHAT THEY DESERVE.

Seriously though, Communism doesn't work on a large scale, we've seen that in Russia(USSR collapse), North Korea(Comrades starving to death in the fields), and China(Capitalism 2.0)

PS Holy sh*t that's a good domain name.

I'm unfairly conflating socialism and communism to be an inflammatory bastard.

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How you say China is Capitalism 2.0 is befuddling. America, the latest release, is still in Beta, 0.1.3.1.1.5

China downloaded a pirated copy of capitalism from oldversion.com before they patched in things like intellectual property law, respect for human rights or environmental protections.

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I heard the environmental protections was a faulty patch, allowing viruses like environmentalists to disrupt the main function of the free market.

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Ceramic-spiked trees aren't a defect; they're a feature. Think of them as easter eggs.

Yeah, basically. Is there a problem with that?

Nope. *gives proletariat fist bump*

I unironically hate socialism, and loathe the pathetic farce of a republic we have now. I have a last-ditch Russianization escape plan in place, so my stake in the US is hardly appreciable anymore. I weep for the future (but I don't actually weep, 'cause that would be gay).

Inkdrinker is a YTMND socialist. Everybody earns the same score: 1 star.

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I've always thought (well, "always" since I first very-belatedly heard it on that tribute-to-whoever-that-"hero"-was YTMND) that the Soviet anthem sounded utterly badass. Not quite sure why.

It will be tough for Obama to be more socialist than the Busheviks.

too bad obama is a conservative.

The fundamentals of this YTMND are strong.

No, he's just a n*gg*r. But a handsome colored man.

liberal or conservative, we can all agree that the russian national anthem is f*cking epic

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Hell March 3 by Frank Klepacki is even more epic

"nice edit"

2nd Year Poli Sci students make me giggle

Actually college pushed me further right because I was a little dumbass who didn't know sh*t about sh*t and tried to show out for milquetoast center-right pricks like the ones you think you're impressing right now.

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You'll understand when you're older, junior.

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Centrists shift to easily based on their girlfriend du jure to be worthy of an attempt to impress, you're understand when you're no longer a virgin, junior.

But you said I was a sophomore :confused: