Religion is the opiate of the masses.

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

-5

i think cross man is a pretty cool guy. eh gets crucified and dosent afraid of anything.

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Guys, this isn't really Drew Pickles. It's not really him because Drew Pickles doesn't have sex with any women.

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This has really gotten my goat.

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I was expecting german porn

+2

needs more goatse

I don't know what to think of this.

so if we're goats, that makes them sheep. lulz.

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But according to Cake, sheep go to heaven, and goats go to hell. *muffled sobbing*

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Jesus looks like he is going to eat us.

LOL YOU SAID BAH IN THE DESCRIPTION. Goats bah right?

nice job

protip: n*gg*rs are black

+7

don't minus him, minus me

-7

But I love the Rand Corporation!

Atheisits are nerds who are socially retarded and try to insert their view into every f*cking conversation because they are unable to develop thoughts on the spot, and resort to hamfisting sh*teye views they thought about for hours in bed, alone, while listening to Coheed and Cambria. Jesus and Allah are going to have gay sex in you bed while you are gone, and they will cum in your pillow case.

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OK... but for the record, I walked out of a Coheed and Cambria concert out of boredom. I prefer to listen to Chuck Klosterman audiobooks.

WTF is coheed and cambria? Apparently, I'm not a very good atheist. Perhaps this explains why I'm sad all of the time. :'(

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Haha! Well, that's certainly not a poorly thought out generalization!

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Really? I didn't know Athiests were seen as old cranky people. In my experience they've all been young kids. Most people grow out of it soon after they graduate and no longer have an audience. Some Athiests are legitimate, and it's as legitimate of a religious belief as any other, but sadly a lot of young kids follow along with it temporarily because it's the cool thing to do, and it gets them attention and a sense of rebellion. To prevent some "-"s, I will close with NEDM.

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SoooOOOooo... the goat is really fundamentalist propaganda, and I'm trying to lampoon that here. As you said, I didn't know they were cranky old people either. I do disagree with your assessment of atheists, though, but that's a conversation for PM's or another board. Serious discussion is not meant for YTMND.

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I always thought people believed in invisible men in the sky because they were retarded...

-1

I'm a legitimate Atheist. I have been since high school, and after graduating I still am. I keep my views to myself and let others keep theirs. I do find this goat cartoon funny, because I am sad a lot. That doesn't prove that I'm wrong, though, and doesn't prove Christianity is right. Also, I don't listen to Coheed and Cambria much at all.

Awww...I have a good reply, and it actually agrees with you guys, but I'll fall in and not post serious comments. Soooo...NEDM.

maybe you shouldn't worry about what people think about you, then you wouldn't of had to create this crapping YTMND

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I want goatse holding a coffee cup. Could you link me to the pdf?

Well, it WAS here: http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts.html ...but it's down right now. It was up a few nights ago. PM me and I'll send it to you.

Try this: http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts/mrgruffactionfigure.zip Should be working now.

I don't think you understood him.

Does "RAND" refer to Ayn Rand?

Why, yes. Yes it does. On the website where the goat is from, his speech bubble says different things if you click his head. One of the things is "Hey, kids. You wanna read Ayn Rand?" I about crapped my pants when I saw that.

I suppose she would be the atheist who's books are the most popular to read.

most atheists your age are having circular arguments on forums and 4chan

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Oh, really? And how old am I?

Most theists your age are drooling on a pew.

Y'know, I really didn't want this to become a religion slap fight. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS ANIMAL NOISE GAME IS TEARING US APART???

*slaps Islam* *gets slapped by Hinduism*

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Religion and atheism are both stuck in a combative cycle of circular logic.

Why is it that when one person says there is an invisible man in the sky, people think he's crazy, but when a bunch of people claim there is an invisible man in the sky, we have to respect it?

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I was gonna 3 this until I knew the image had multiple frames. Too bad it became crap.

-1

I must admit, I was swept away in the catchy music