worse than koehnngt

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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I get all my diabeetus supplies at Liberty Medical.

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V for Venereal

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But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

oh cletus, oh cletus, had type 2 diabetus, everyday testing his blood. I know of no reason why his diabetus treatment should ever go undone

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http://uwqabnli.ytmnd.com/

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I'm going to bet you're going to crank out many of these and they are all going to be the same joke.

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Wilford Brimley Says Diabeetus LOL

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This is what YTMND should be. Don't let elitist pinkf*gs keep you down!

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keep castro in Power!!!

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holy sh*t when i said that i didn't even know you were a pinkf*g lol

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I don't act like many of them do. It takes something pretty tasteless for me to downvote a site, and I generally try to respect the time and effort someone puts into a site regardless of how funny I find it.

i always thought sympathy 'effort' votes were condescending and dishonest

dont be so mean to the pinkies for the more elitist ones this is all they'll ever have

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What's the worth in being hard on someone at a place like YTMND? If you can help someone out with a little generosity then, by all means, you should. Honestly, if you see a site that someone put genuine time effort in and you have an opportunity to reward them for contributing to YTMND, then why shouldn't you? I just don't get evaluating a humorous site with such harshness.

meatloaf's argument: ytmnd is a good place for circle jerking

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watch me rape you of your featured status

Why are you pink MEAT10AF? This is a funny site,not some deviant art bullsh*t.

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*deviant art reject bullsh*t*

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I often wonder why I'm pink myself. So many of the other pink users have attacked me on here for as long as I can remember. I'm just out to have a good time and they have to suck all the fun out of it. They won't stop me, though. The utter stupidity radiating from my sites will continue.

Does meatloaf really OFTEN wonder about why he's PINK? Have pink users really attacked him FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN REMEMBER? Can you really trust a user who exaggerates THIS MUCH? I'm egonym. And I approve this message.

How come you aren't whining about the non-featured users who hate your sites?

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Because I hear far less insulting crap out of them.

There are more non-featured insults and downvotes here than featured.

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Here's the thing: Though I've lurked on YTMND since 2005, I've only created sites since June. In that short time, I quickly learned how users are around here. Time and time again, some of the nastiest/most arrogent/most degrading things I've heard have come from featured users, and some of the most constuctive/funny things I've heard have come the average joes (I consider myself one). Most Average Joes have my respect. The same cannot be said for most pinkies I've met. So I'm just not going to argue anymore

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JOE THE PLUMBER

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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

No surprise that all the elitist douche bags 1'd this. I think it's great

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Nice and original no matter how badly those other pinkos want to rain on your parade. Well done you big lug!

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This line of commenting is all the more ridiculous given that, since June, there have been two very different kinds of featured users. Yet none of that is addressed here. In June, July, August, and much of Sept, you'd have been talking about a totally different type of elitism than what you'd have seen in late Sept/Oct. So this argument makes no sense. Now I'm off to my f*ggy Mensa meeting to drink Château Latour out of the skulls of babies and argue about how Proust is for morons.

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it had to be done

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delete your account

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for as long as you can remember, 2008 ggs!

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When did the definition of elitism mean to have good taste? This site is crap. Stop your damn crying, you sound like a little girl who doesn't get what she wants.

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I find any opinion put like that impossible to respect or even aknowledge. It's a shame that there are so many angry people on what should be a lighthearted website. I never did a thing to these people and they come here acting like I'm some burden that's ruined their lives (or lack thereof). I'm done arguing about this and I suggest everyone else does the same. I also suggest that anybody that logs in only to personally attack users without any provocation do a nice assessment of their priorities. Good Day

I wouldn't mind if this rose to fame.

God, you just reminded me about how much I want to bang Portman.

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The way that bitch sucked off my dick I busted my nut early

D-D-Diabetes made me what I am today.

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ytmnd sucks now. Full of n*gg*rs who get a name color changes and get a boner off of being recognized on the site. lawl

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I think this was already a fad on youtube two years ago.

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beetus beetus beetus beetus beetus beetus

he kicked him in the diabeetus.

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yeah but did she write anything dialectical like?

nice but the image work could have been better

epic advert

THESE ARE MY TESTING SUPPLIES!

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In Soviet Russia, C finishes YOU!

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In JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBLSED TEAM

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Only a 3 NiteSky? It's typical for people to go into denial about the death of their favorite professor, but giving a 3 to a Brim site is just - well - words cannot describe. Thus, I challenge you to a Brimley war. May the best BRIMTMND win. Oh, and by the way: DiabEEEEEEEEEtus.

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FINISH HIM

This site had some potential MEAT10AF it really did but you just didn’t do justice to what precious little substance there is in this fad you are trying to force. As for myself, I have neither the time nor the inclination to further Diabeetus awareness. Beyond his one-liner, Brimley’s material begins to deteriorate. Yes, he does have his testing supplies but I just don’t see them going anywhere. As for Dr. Billy V. Koen, give him a Call. I'm sure you'll find he's alive and well and probably pretty pissed.

I'm actually not going to force a Brimley fad. This site is pretty much it as far as he goes. I have something utterly rediculous planned for my next site. Something that has never been seen on the internet in any form. Koen should stay dead, though. Your 7 days site is proof enough that life can go on even after the good professor's death.

please spare us and delete your account

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I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm going to keep making my sites regardless of how much you and other pinkies hate them. I don't cater to you people and I don't plan to, and the kinds of things I've heard out of the pinkies are reason enough not to. I suppose I should remind you that YTMND is a place where people can put their creative visions out there for all to see. It's not a place to adhere to what the elitists want. This place should be fun, and I hate having to constantly defend myself like this.

isn't that the guy who locks himself in the shed in The Thing?

better edits please

F*CK YOU RED COOKIE MONSTER? well thats it I QUIT

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wut you don't remember when I fired cookie?

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a lot of pissed off featured user f*ggots in here...

i liek dat movie and i liek diabeetus but it just doesn't fit togethor. even though it would be funny for a guy with diabeetus to strap bombs to his chest and blow everyone up. diabeetus is an STD right?

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Go back to 4chan and prank call L. Ron Hubbard or something. the funny thing is that guy fawkes was protesting RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION

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V for Vendetta was the sh!ttiest movie ever released in theaters.

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So you think Sweeny Todd was better?

Well one's a play, and one's a f*cking comic book.

sweeney todd was gayer but it's still pretty good.

Don't make me start up yet another account just to try to kill this joke too. I can't keep track of all the passwords.

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Do not taste of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil. What deserves life, and what deserves death, is not for us to decide.

Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Oops, sorry. Wrong mythology.

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Gandalf's divinity is unquestionable. Myth? I'll tell that to the waitress at denny's as I eat my complete hobbit breakfast.

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You're the man now, dog!

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best site this week

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Don't make me take out my sliderule. Do what I want you to do, or I'm going to harass you.

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not 1 because of the first frame.

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Not funny and I can't even give some sympathy stars for edits.

gay

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lol'd at username + comment

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Eat your Quaker Oats too!

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QUAKER OATS: It's The Right Thing To Do

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this is funn ytmnd.exe joke good jub.

By the way, if anyone downvotes this site it's because there fatasses with diabetes and don't know what win truly is. They think win is a nice box of a dozen twinkies on a cold as f*ck afternoon. Drop a couple of pounds and stop whining!

Diabeetus

i didnt think this was funny at all, but i'll give ya 3 for effort

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I'm sure I'll hate this a month from now.

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He can help you live a better life™

Not bad.

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Those "life changes" start by growing a ridiculously monumental and avant-garde beard.

"Remember Remember Quaker Oatmeal forever"

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i wish diabeetus fad was like matlab fad

HOVERROUND!

Call Liberty. They can help you get a better rated site.

This was a great movie. Brimley's acting was stellar and made the whole movie, in my opinion. My personal favorite scene is where Brimley comes across a junkie shooting up the alley, and mistakes him for a man struggling with diabitis, where-in he extends his hand in a friendly gesture to help him up, and delivers the line, "With Liberty Mutual, you can get your diabitis testing supplies with little or no cost to you". The junkie agrees to sign up if Brimley will give him $10 on the spot. A true classic! 5!

You are terrible

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I'm so sorry I've ruined your life with my existence. Here's what I'll do just to earn your acceptance: I'll delete my account, start a new one, and only create art sites from now on. I should've known that you can't have humor on a humor site.

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Problem is, this isn't funny.

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amazing... funniest thing ive seen in a while. ...