that's a right triangle, you idiot

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lol oops. i dropped out of college. my girlfriend told me it was right its her fault.

A^2+B^2= C^2, C^2+B^2= A^2, A^2+C^2= B^2 Calc 2 test, here I come!!!!!

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

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WRONG it only works if the remaining side is the hypotenuse

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the triangle knows where it is because it knows where it isnt

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^@crusher: perhaps they hadn't discovered that in the 1930's yet?

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http://henrykissinger.ytmnd.com/

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see? the Scarecrow is still retarded.

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well yeah, he was handed a Harvard degree, or shall I say Hartard

Sum of the square ROOTS?! a^1/2 + b^1/2 != c^1/2! What did he say in the book? This is so wrong, it hurts me deep inside. It's like having to say there are five lights when there are really four.

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@TVarmy: Any TNG Cardassian torture reference automatically wins you one safe passage through the Neutral Zone.

Classix-Style YTMND SItez

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is there an extra t in the beginning?

bad loop?

its like that in the movie he only half-says the word 'the'

then the first letter should be H or E

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TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE....WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

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my foot just fell asleep

Bad geometry, but I'm gonna assume you got the initialism down right.

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triANGLE

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Needs more n*gg*r.

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lol i'll make a "the sum of the square roots of a F*GGOTTTTTTTT" just for you.

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HAY GUYS IM BEING RACIST IRONICALLY

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5.

Someone with a college degree who doesn't really understand math? Clearly that never happens.

math class was probably f*ckin easy back in the 30s

not to mention 20th century history

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Not neccessarily, since you would only know 30 to 40% of the 20th century.

scarecrow has the education of a sixth grader = 1930's GENIUS

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holy f*ck

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I knew that.

Find X.

X <--- here it is

^---- there it is!

Let a, b, c >= 0 be side lengths of a triangle satisfying the claim. We have that sqrt(a) + sqrt(b) = sqrt(c) <=> (sqrt(a) + sqrt(b))^2 = c <=> a + b + 2*sqrt(a*b) = c, but by the triangle inequality, a+b >= c. Hence, the original equality holds if and only if 2*sqrt(a*b) = 0 <=> at least one of a, b are zero. WLOG we may assume that a=0. Now apply the equality again, but with a, b, c cyclically permuted: sqrt(b) + sqrt(c) = sqrt(a) = 0, since a=0. Consequently a=b=c=0. (Proof is for ANY triangle!) AIDIR?

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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! The triangle inequality does not imply that 2sqrt(ab)=0. It's even easier than that. The claim is that the sum of the square roots of any to sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Consider an isoceles tranigle, two of whose sides have length a and a third of length b. The claim says that sqrt(a)+sqrt(b)=sqrt(a). Thus, sqrt(b)=0 => b=0. The claim further states that sqrt(a)+sqrt(a)=sqrt(b)=0=2*sqrt(a). Thus, sqrt(a)=0 and a=0.

Wait, hang on: you are right about the triangle inequality thing. My bad. So yeah, your proof does work for any triangle. On another note: who the hell put that line the movie?

This site only perpetuates the lie that The Wizard of Oz was a good movie.

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the dorothy gangbang scene on the extras dvd was pretty good

It's pretty good when you sync it to Dark Side of the Moon.

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Picture. Sound. Text.

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ONLY IF THE TRIANGLE IS MADE OF SPECIAL LINES OF ANTI-MATTER!

TSOTSROATSOAITIETTSROTRS

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The Pythagorean Theorem. of course it only applys to right triangls due to the massive amount of different triangles you can get from two lines of the same length and another line connecting them. The simple formula : A^2 + B^2 = C^2 also only applies to certain sides., so if you have the value of the Hypotenuse (C) and want to find the value of one of the other sides (We'll say B) you need to treat it just like an algebra problem. B^2 = C^2 - A^2 so to say 'the remaining side' even is wrong.

Sounds like YOU can do Matlab.

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"I've got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough?" -- "You can't."

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l0ooking at the title I knew it would start out the sum of I was kind of impressed with myself

Man, some people are STUPID (not me).

great

I never understood when the scarecrow gets his brains why he busts out such a horrific equation.

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TSOT SCROATS

I used this acronym when I took Geometry. It helped me pass.

I made mine a mnemonic device: then stiny oggled the sexy robots orbiting above the space orphanage and I told ilene eckart to touch stiny really openly regarding sex ....I spent all night studying it then slept through my test. Now I'm taking it next semester and I know why...

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