3...2...1

+5

5

+16

<insert prime number>

+10

6

+6

WIIILSOOOON!

+16

My name's Voit, Dumbass.

+13

I liked the part where Tom Hanks lifted off like a rocket.

+58

YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOYYYYY!!!

+21

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a mas..... oh, f*ck it

+32

Godspeed, gentlemen.

+5

WATCH IT TWICE!

+8

Houston we have a problem

+7

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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TOM HANKS KNOWS WHERE HE IS AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE HE ISN'T

+26

3... 2... 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 11111!!!!!!!!!!!! 1111 oneoneonenoLOL U GET ONE LOLOL i dont get ur joke

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The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

THATS NOT FLYING.... THATS FALLING WITH STYLE

+6

That's one small step for man. One giant leap for Tom Hanks. Thank you, Tom Hanks.

+1

5 for the shocking twist ending, as well as Tom's diabolical laugh. Has he ever been a bad guy in anything?

+5

You could say he was a bad guy in "The Lady Killers".

+1

(funny commentz)

Why havent you made this site EPIC yet?

inb4pacard jetting off to jamaica

+3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

-1

Would have been better if you had him screaming the things he screamed after he made his first fire in "Cast Away".

he 8 a whole lot of beans

Godspeed

He sounded like a maniac when he laughed.

every one on this site is retarded

-7

Thats no moon... its a space HANKS!

BEST EDITING!

+1

dam, i wanted a sequel

Tom Hanks is one crazy motherf*cker!

+5

There's two!

+3

This is true LUNACY!

+4

The laugh got you a 3

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thats what she said

+15

Upon review of the tape, the judges have rules this YTMND a 4.

-3

me too

maker it loops better

+5

Holy sh*t! That's an amazing edit.

+5

lowl

+4

I lol'd!

+4

That's not flying! That's...falling with style!

+33

Dont worry Woody, Andy will always love you. Hes just excited about Buzz right now.

+11

Wait; ROCKETS EXPLODE!

+16

SLII HII HII HIINNKEEEEE

+4

amazing edit and synch is perfect too

+5

slick

+4

overrated

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-3

oh lmao i didnt know the site kept going

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM!

+20

countdown systems engine on

+3

Check ignition and may God's love be with you.....

+3

ch-ch-chchanges

+10

CAPSHULES

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY; CAUGHT IN A LAND-SLIDE...

Not clear enough that there's more to it, I almost didn't notice.

+2

terrible

+4

I logged in to 5 this

+6

My god the edits! The goggles they do nothing!

+5

WHAT A TWEEEST!

+5

it just gets better the second time around

+2

The second time doesn't improve it that much, though.

-2

Because we can't vote 6s.

Son of a f*ck what ever gave you the desire to create such a thing? I love it.

+9

i lost it when he started laughing

+5

i lol'ed.

+2

best site since your last good site

+4

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

+4

That was good

+3

oh my god that is the randomest most awesomest thing i have seen in weeks!

+1

Haha this got funnier at an exponential rate after the third zoom in. Wasn't expecting it

+2

i watched da vinci code on halloween too. =(

+2

great site

+2

5 for incredibly awesome and incredibly slick animation. Also, secret second ending ftw.

+4

HHHHHHHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA!

+4

Very random, but great. The second time around... That was just great.

+3

i like the double ending... very nice touch.

+2

Perfect

+2

12/30?

+1

f*ck that is good

+2

This is the best thing I've seen in a long time

+2

Lulz. Godspeed.

+1

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight.

+3

I want those shoes...

Five timers club.

+2

f*cking awesome

so weird

i wanna learn how to make explosions like you

My God, the syncage! THE SYNCAGE!

+2

It's full of stars!

+2

wow, very impressive. and i love the secret ending.

wondrous effect edits.

blast

off

f*ck yeah that is all

Now someone make one with the movie Big

+2

5 Because you used the rocket sound effect from Half Life.

+3

Signed in to fav this :D

God speed has taken a whole new meaning for me. Amazing

+1

remove the laugh then it's 5 stars

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PLEASE GO TAKE A POOP SIR!

yay multiple endings

should be a 3rd scene where he says WAIT ROCKETS EXPLODE from toy story.

+26

I second this

+2

thirded

+3

Thats a great f*cking idea.

+1

permission granted

+1

6 to 0 in favor of; motion is hereby passed.

omg

Press the + next to this comment.

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Oops, finger slipped.

-3

That maniacal laughing is why I'm 5'ing

+2

Great job!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

Also, is that laughing from the Money Pit? That's my fave part of the movie.

+2

well done blommer, you redeemed yourself for those sh*tty pacard sites

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You misspelled "sexy."

+28

oh snap

+2

crackle

+4

pop

+4

rice krispies?

This is just about perfect. And not only because of the first loop, but the tricky fake second loops. F*cking GREAT

There's an advertisment asking if these celebrity lips belong to uma thurman right below this comment field. The internet amazes me.

this is what ytmnd is all about

+1

I am giving this a 5 only because everyone else is.

+8

fav

omg blommer

cute

+2

I haven't seen one this awesome in a really long time.

"Hah hahahahahahahah HAH hahahahahah"

+2

Is that laugh from The Burbs? The Money Pit?

better than everything

+1

"Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere."

+24

holy sh*t

+1

Sponsored by Bubba Gump Shrimp, music by The Lieutenant Dan Band.

+2

You know, this is the highest rated YTMND of all time right now.

At least until the kids get home from school

+15

I fuggin lolled.

welcome to top rated

very NICE EDITS

+3

Great job

Make this EPIC for a 5.

+1

godspeed

Oh god, that laugh makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it. Good job.

wow

8 stars

This sucks. But 5'd.

+3

Brilliant

better than bad

._. What.

!

5'd for having Hanks explode.

I can appreciate the work here.

how do i beat WOLF LIGHTNING in crisis core 2: destruction of the CCTV? Everytime I seem to be doing well, he yells "arc bolt!" and floats 1000 feet in the air, and then i get struck by lithning and he does his fatalaty where he ets my acharacters

-7

Attack with whipping dreadlocks for massive damage

+11

CLOUD ATTACKS WITH WHIPPING SPIKELOCKS

-5

PACARD attacks with EPIC DREADLOCKS!

+2

ALIEN covers it in OOZE

Who will save us from this ICBTH?!?

+4

no soap radio

-1

4.82? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

-6

add 12 forrest gump quotes for 5

add your mom for a 5

awesome

Can you hear me, Major Tom Hanks?

+1

the correct title for this site is "The BGM-108 Tomahank Missile"

+1

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is.

+3

Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't; and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

+2

The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't (within reason), and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't (or vice-versa), and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum from where it shouldn't be (and where it was), it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called "error."

+2

D'oh! Got me again! Fastest knobs in the west!

+1

I thought this was gonna be a Toy Storytmnd. Y'know... "I just lit a rocket... ROCKETS EXPLODE!"

brilliant!

+1

I love this.

+1

His laughing got you a 5.

+2

if i needed awesome, i would grind this site up and then distill it to separate the merely swell from the really good stuff... after that i would bottle the really good stuff for later... then i would smear the merely swell on a pan and slowly bake the okay out of it until only crystals of amazing were left... then i would mix the amazing crystals with the bottled really good stuff, which react to create awesome... FIVE!

+2

Well put. No go back to the meth emporium. AND BRING US BACK SOME NEXT TIME.

I'm only fiving because everyone else is.

I loved this so much i had to watch it again, then was pleasantly surprised

I'm glad I watched it a second time because it made a Best YTMND of the month, into an instant fave.

I think it's amazing that YTMND has been around long enough for someone to start screwing with the conventions (i.e. screwing with the idea of a loop for a better joke). Anyways...God F*ckin Speed.

OVERRATEDTMND

-2

The greatest thing since Tom Hanks.

+1

very well to see this now when it's the right time to do it so cool

best f*cking site EVARZ

the money pit laughter takes the cake.

This is why Ytmnd, no the INTERNET, was invented. You are a God of Lolz.

Everything... perfect

that 2nd loop got me

f*ck i gave this a five before i even realized the second loop was different

not quite as good as "vader is a dad", but god damned close enough.

Houston, we have a potential HoF here. Triple bonus points if we get a third launch where Hanks gets altitude, goes "Wait, rockets EXPLODE!" and promptly detonates in mid-air.

+3

Amazing

5 for rocket sound effect from Half-Life.

Absolute quality. Seriously - nice work man.

i wish i could give you more than a 5. the 2nd part is the equivalent of an easter egg after the credits. good things come to those who wait.

f*ckin awesome sync this rules

Absolutely brilliant. Well done!

We will never forget him, nor the last time we saw him, this morning, as he prepared for the journey and waved goodbye and "slipped the surly bonds of earth" to "touch the face of God."

+1

Never forget!

If it's gonna be top rated of all time at least fix the sync.

-5

always watch a ytmnd twice... =]

godspeed

Why the hell am I laughing lol lol

Applause is in order. Well played.

LOL HES IRONMAN!

http://thspace.ytmnd.com/

+1

You son of a bitch.

+3

I miss you

rofl

this may be the best YTMND I have ever seen

your edits are so clean.

+1

+1 for hl2

-2

It's a robot that turns into a building.

+1

God speed.

you tricked me!

wow there is nothing to say but thank you.

F*CK YES!

Tom Hanks: You're tooo late! You'll NEVER find me now!

Jim Lovell never could catch a break.

riffle roffle

LOL

Even with how great it is right now, this could be so much better.

Please detail how.

"Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere." "Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket? ROCKETS EXPLODE!" I dunno. Hey, its just my opinion. Relax.

I'm on Xanax.

lol'd at the second time around. and fav'd for using detonation films effects

f*cking brilliant. WIN!

Houston we have a problem

top site of all time

Half Life sound effects being stolen grant you a 4.

I traveled to Cape Canaveral to make this site.

+4

I live there

Yeah, he could have gone an fired his own laser guided rocket launcher, but he got lazy.

description, ftw

Ground Control to Major Tom

The composition is perfect and immediate. And, of course, totaly unexpected. Tom Hanks is one of my favourite actors, I couldn't be happier to add this ytmnd to my favourites! ... You're making me want to watch Apollo 13 again...

Also c*cks.

I'm glad I watched that a second time

lol, the look on tom hanks' face is so sh*tty.

I lol'd, and then I lol'd harder when I wanted to watch it again, so I stuck around and saw him crash. Very win.

he's going to the moon to save private Ryan

+2

This site is what ytmnd is all about. Nominating for HOF.

This man is a homosexual lover of mine. HI LASHIENS!

O_O

This is perfect in so many ways.