wasn't interested til gimli clapped

+3

Gimli wins...fatality

+7

His eyes are going in two different directions, and neither is focused on the hobbits infront of him.

+9

i always wondered what would happen if they smashed it then and there

-7

that explains the painful urination

+1

BRAVO! you win. lol

This burning itch...

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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It is green.

+1

THE MOVIE IS BETTER NOW

+2

exceeded expectations. BTW are you governor of flordia yet?

That look was so gay. I thought Gimli was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his f*cking c*ck. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

This totaly owns Elton john.

John Shaw Election 2008 Abridged Version..........he lost=[

+6

LOL

+1

would you have had the time to make this site if you won?

Yes, because I wouldnt have started until January.

Saw it coming...but it was a lot funnier then i thought it'd be.

+2

finally, a dwarf good for something besides mexican wrestling

Better than full version

+17

Obvious unfunny joke and doesn't sync

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5'd and fav'd because DarthWang 1'd.

+21

The real question is: Is DarthWang a homo?

+2

I think his sexual orienation involve downvoting.

www.ytmnd.com/users/darthwang/votes

+2

DarthWang just kicked some ass.

+1

You got the "DarthWang" and "ass" right. Not sure about the "kicked".

-3

I never said he wasn't an ass. But you have to admit that it is a pretty astounding anatomical feat for an *ss to kick ass. Hopefully the paradox won't cause the universe to implode.

He gives 5s to unwitty, half-assed KAAAAHN! sites. He's an illegitimate voter who wouldn't give a 5 to a site that was given any amount of effort.

I love it!

5 because you lost the big election.

+2

Somehow it still managed to take home the Best Picture Oscar...

Perfect

+3

Perfection

+1

Now Aragorn can use the undead army for the best Halloween bash ever!

+8

I could have sworn I'd seen this before...

+1

Yeah, I think this might have been done before. either way, it was still good

Gimli, you hack...

+1

hack and slash?

+1

Great execution

+2

this win should be taxed under obama's plan, it's just too much

+6

That was incredible.

+1

It even has overdone slow mo.

+1

the HISHE version was better. i...strangely agree with darthwang. wow. still anything with john rhys-davies is an automatic 4 or better

I must admit HISHE was epicly hillarious. But this was, for the most part, an entirely different concept.

election obama got eleected, but yet sites about da election are still fuhne

-1

high score is no surprise, destroying need of two long as sequels ftw.

I always laughed at how deranged he looks in that particular scene in the movie.

did i miss something?

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Seeing as how many times this same footage has been re-edited and how obvious the joke was, I'd say no, you didn't.

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I'd love to see the multiple copies of this "re-edited" footage. I've seen one on youtube, and it was utter crap.

-1

The credits would still be 30 minutes long!

+3

put some better music in the time after the ring is destroyed.

-2

Well that was easy

+2

Only Gimli can save middle earth.

+3

Why did Hagrid break that thing? Why is Dumbledore still alive? Why wasn't Harry wearing glasses?

+16

Lando knows.

+4

DUH! Harry gets LASIK surgery and Dumbledore comes back to life in Harry Potter and the Wrath of Khan!

+6

SNA-AAAAAPE!!! SNA-AAAAAAPE!!!! SNA-AAAAAAPE!!!!!!

+1

You are spectacular.

Needs more Gandalf laughing... otherwise good.

+2

had serious potential... had....

i lold. this is very good

gay and proud of it

And my hax!

+3

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh...ou.... ...wtf is with the "ou"

5'd for understanding my comment AND responding. Thats right folks, I five cool people regardless of content in the actual ytmnd. Shocker.

Lol -- this is what I wrote him: "it was from when elrond says 'one of you....must do this.' i needed some silencer after the ring was destroyed, so i took some between his pause there. but i didnt cut the audio far enough, so it clipped part of the word 'you' :D"

i always knew it'd end this way

epic star wars ftw

+3

About time someone shortened that damn movie.

+2

If anything, the first movie should have been LONGER. It was RotK that wore out its welcome. Slow motion hugging is where I draw the line.

+2

If they just took out the long, awkward scenes where Frodo and Sam exchanged lustful glances then it wouldn't have been a trilogy.

+1

Ten times better than the original.

yes

I CAME

i just saved 13 hours of my life by watching this

+2

epic lulz ensued when exactly what i thought would happen happened

+4

Extremely predictable and no pay off but still better than a 2. The 4.61 rating is kind of ridiculous but... I don't know. I like this LotR site better lotrjourney.ytmnd.com and that has a 4.05

+2

awesome :D i want to play the LOTR online :O

+2

It's a lot of fun, and is where I got the idea for this. I ran by a dwarf, and randomly mumbled to myself "...what is he waiting FORR!?" The rest wrote itself.

+2

saw that coming from a mile away, still laughed though.

Gimli was probably the best character in that entire series. With the possible exception of Gandalf and Golum. Hey, there's the three G's of whethertop.

JUST AS EPIC AS THE ORIGINAL! Except now I have like 8 spare hours to fap and stuff.

+3

haha awesome

Haha, that's so well done!

Jammin'!

retarded edit

It would still take 3 books and 9 1/2 hours to tell.

where's the joke? --that's the joke

still wouldve been a long-ass movie.

This ending could have saved me the $14 I spent seeing the other two. Damn.

To the voters, you have only one choice... TO VOTE FIVE!

I really like the idea of this, but my problem is it would be better as a YouTube video.

Hmm..perhaps I'll make one of those, too. With actual scenes, of course, instead of still-frames.

Still too long.

+1

All the stunned faces were brilliant.

AND MY AXE!

AHaHHAa

I've seen the 5-second-movies version of this on YouTube. Which came first? (I'm too lazy to check.)

Dunno, but I'd love to see them.

Lawdy lawdy lawdy

bump

Your internet site is really really stupid and you eat dogsh*t for breakfast. Please teach me how to be a virgin.

+1

That really hurted my feelings.

Not having seen LotR movies, but.... isn't that Agent Smith as the king?!? :o

THATS HOW THE DAM MOVIE SHOULDA GONE. INSTEAD OF BEING 3 HOURS LONG. AMIRITE!

win

lol wut

I can't 5 it because it's predictable and a trend that's starting to get a little old. But the faces make me laugh so hard, I can't give it less than a 4, either.

I wish

would've saved me from watching any more of those gay hobbits

i kind of wish it had went to the title/credits right after he broke it rather than showing their reactions

+3

LOL - that's not a bad thought, at all.

Now they won't have to spend all that time doing all that god dang walking...

Well that saves me 13 hours