First!

-4

Not first!

-1

SEAOMF

+18

I had to watch this a third time to get the full effect. The whole stork scrambled eggs bit really choked me up.

+1

haha i remember seeing the tv edit version on tv and died laughing

+1

you might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you dont fool jesus.

+1

this is why we can't have nice things. because you found a stranger in the alps.

This is truly the greatest replacement dialog ab-lib ever. It even blows away repoman.

+4

lol, seagull cannibalism

+1

C'mon, if they don't edit it, how else are they going to show it on ABC Family.

+2

i've seen matrix dibbed i want to see scarface dubbed now

what happened?

Well, you know, that's like your opinion, man.

+12

I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.

Ahhh... badly done cover ups of curses on TV. Love it.

+1

you have my 5. use it wisely

God that movie was crap

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youre crap

+6

Shut the freak up Donny.

+10

You're out of your element.

+1

how could anyone say that movie was crap? i don't understand...

hand me the keys you fairy godmother

+3

Damn, I was gonna use this. Now the whole internet knows about it.

MOTHER F*CKING GENIUS!!!

+1

i don't think so

-5

TV censors added 'when you feed a stork scrambled eggs'??? They must have been SO HIGH!

+8

I think he might actually be saying "This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!"

-1

what is a boy to do?

+4

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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I guess I'm gonna have to put you on my list of people to cut now too.

+5

sh*t man dont cut me because ill bleed then

I'll take pleasure in bleeding you.

just me an ole mikey.

I guess now we know who drewp1ckles is. =)

-1

5 for photoshops

+2

One time I watched this on tv and it was "forget someones name" or something.

Did you see a sign on my garage that said dead alps storage?

+14

That's because scrambled eggs ain't my storkin' business!

+15

Sweet edits

+3

not enough bagina

-6

dinero es yo

-8

Tv edits be funny.

+3

I remember how terrible People Under the Stairs was on TV.

+1

Yeah, well they happen to be really good live

Well the 3rd dude with the alpenhorn is actually the guy who plays at Lake Louise, Alberta. No where near Alps...

-1

Clever

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+4

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA

+3

niiiice

the dude abides

Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon

+4

Had this really not been done before?

doyouseewhathappenslarry.ytmnd.com

o f*ck you already said it oops

-1

The swiss don't like strangers

win

Ve Ah Nihlists. Ve Believe in Nothing.

-Are they nazis, Walter? -No, Donny, these men are nihilists. They're nothing to be afraid of.

Nihilists! F*ck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

+2

and let's not forget, let's NOT forget... keeping an aquatic mammal... for domestic... within city limits.... that ain't legal ether...

***** for beating a stork with scrambled eggs.

-1

8 year olds, dude.

that bird is pleasantly surprised

+3

Riiiicolaaaa

3

-2

eh

Nice Edits

welcome to ytmnd

the dude abides

See what happens? See what happens when you make a great YTMND?

I'll never be able to hear the original dialogue again, this has replaced it in my head for eternity.

+5

alpenyodel

what's a pederast, walter?

Priceless

ROFL!!! TV edit's are ridiculous.

You want a tow? I can get you a tow. Believe me.

+1

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Kinda been done before,but not in this context.

First!

aids

I am the walrus.

+1

SHUT THE F*CK UP, DONNY! You're out of your element!

-1

F*ck the USA

-2

yippie ki yay mr falcon!

shut the f*ck up donny

-1

insert lebowski quote

What the f*ck is this?

Underrated.

+1

"Buncha slack-jawed f*ggots around here. This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."

your about to enter a world of pain

who's wearing pyjamas walter?

5 for the extensive ms paint hours

just what, exactly, does happen when you find a stranger in the alps?

"Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you five a stranger in the alps?"

Bravo! Quite enjoyable. Friggin hilarious.

Scrambled Eggs All Over My Face What Is A Boy To Do

+1

Your internet site is really really stupid and you eat dogsh*t for breakfast. Please teach me how to be a virgin.

-3

Done.

Don't stick your dick in anything that looks like a vagina.

not a big fan of the bousk. besides this is already popular as hell at this point.

-1

One of those pics if from Lake Louise in Canada, NOT the alps. God, i'm such a douchebag.

STILL not enough bagina

-1

It's funny because it's true.

youre a cool