first- ah ha ha ... i c wut u did thar

-6

i dont know what funnier, the answer, or the fact that you had to resort to that site.

+26

find x. here it is.

-1

Is this real or shopped?

-7

^who cares? i lol'd

+9

tgtwrhegtqewrtqefrqefrqwegtwr

+1

<-- well earned.

A modest proposal is to consume the elderly.

+1

http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail/ Curious how similar these are...

P.S. I'm not saying he stole it - look at the creation dates, obviously.

lol digg dugg. I'm gonna have to lower my vote if this stays on top viewed much longer.

epic

Yeah that got me too, you have to say penis.

+19

d1ck works also.

Penish!

lol YOU WIN! Your prize is one FREE Internets!

-1

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! YOU GET NOTHING!

How would you know?

+9

good one

OH SNAP

+3

awesome, totally awesome. Alright, hamilton.

+1

No one likes the truth

+1

i got this yesterday

+1

that answer doesn't really make sense but it is still kind of funny that e harmony actually rejected you.

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e harmony rejected you but it is still kinda funny that that answer doesnt really make sense

+15

After further consideration of the joke, I realize that I totally missed the point. That's what happens when you have a negative disposition to screenshot sites and don't take the time to consider what you are really voting on.

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*short answer: I am owned.

+22

Father- McKenzie doesn't like his dick in women, only little boys.

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5

5'vd and fav'd

The full answer was "My dick, after she bites it off and swallows it. What? It's a common fetish"

-5

perhaps for the Bobbit household.

+2

Fat chicks.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAKLGSDAGLKSDGJF F*CKING AMAZING

-5

Adorable

*whispering* wait until you see my dick

-2

spiced rum?

BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS

seriously, I was rejected too, what is the correct answer?

+5

My knife.

+18

My tounge?

-5

a steel dick

-3

roofies?

+9

gallons of jizz

my fingers

Candy

why is this on the u&c. also avg.

+1

why is this on top of the week. also way overrated

Ho man that's a laff.

-1

I can't give this a decent vote with that awful music.

Maybe you shouldn't have capitalized "Dick". E-harmony screeners are probably grammar nazis.

+1

best sarcastic comment evar

and they didn't even bother to give you a virus? how rude.

+5

1

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I find your lack of wang... disturbing.

+14

Dear god Loadman that was painfully unfunny

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Right now, psychofishhead, four people seem to disagree with you. Besides, you wouldn't know "funny" if it left a steaming turd at your doorstep on a chilly November evening.

-4

Thatta boy. Disprove that that comment about you being unfunny... with another unfunny comment. That'll show them.

-1

The terminator should have raped link

+6

psychofishhead: OK, I validate you, now go find some other strangers on the internet and tell them how unfunny they are.

-2

I heard a family of black people received a pizza box full of sh*t on their doorsteps. I knew this kind of thing would happen if Obama became president.

Damn it! They delivered my pizza to the wrong house AGAIN.

+1

also c*cks

-3

No, dick. It says dick, dick.

computer dating service computers are notoriously humorless

+2

"Price is Right fad generic bullsh*t"

-3

my unborn child.

+3

I bet they spout some lie about appreciating honesty, and yet they reject you for being too honest.

+1

sorry, I've already REDDIT

+2

well I laughed...I don't care if the sound is overused

-1

awesome except the audio sucks

i lol'd a couple times

4.41 get off my plane

+3

ive had it with these motherf*cking downvoters on this motherf*cking plane

+1

meh, honesty never gets us anywhere... my wife asks what i would like to do, and f*ck is usually the answer and never the result... odds are E-harmony is ran by f*gs and dykes... NOW... if you had answered that in reference to "what do you like most in guys", they would deliver the accecptance letter in person.

dumbass

-1

moderately funny idea but i can't tell you how tired i am of this music. also screenshots

Money well wasted.

+2

really? so much for first month free bullsh*t

+1

You can at least find some original music.

-2

LOL... find origional music... If music could be found, and origional, then wtf is a musician? kinda like food cooking itself while still growing and alive.

-2

What the flying f*cks was that supposed to mean? By 'original' (not origional dipsh*t) I mean music that hasn't been used countless times in several other sites. "Number of sites that use this asset: 353" Thats over doing it, there are other songs outside of YTMND.com that can be used.

Ahem... f*ck off is what it means. Pick up a musical instrument and see what you can make... Thats Original (sorry for mispelling it before, *ssh*le).

-3

ahh... right... internet... where we create nothing and take everything... how nieve of me...

-2

Naive*

-1 for the music.

Haha nice!

Reminds me of the April Fool's site from those Jasmine cam rooms, LOL

Clever Girl....

+5

I have to 5 because I laughed

nah, ah ah.. you didn't say the magic word.

YES!

awesome

Oh boy, a screenshot that contains a lame unwitty joke with an MP3 that's been used 355 times. Apparently, 4.4 star content.

Now you get it!

-2

all dating sites are just there to feed hungry women with more baggage than TWA. The only difference between them and sickly cats is that you can't always take them home.

how the hell do you fail at e harmony?

NARV sh*t...1'd for screenshotmnd and unoriginal music

upvote this comment for insta win cookies ^_^

-5

Downvote this comment or God will kill you.

My seed.

ALRIGHT!

Is fyre nicole storm still dead?

-2

Having the idea to do this: 3 stars. Actually going through with it: 5 stars. Citing your audio as "Price is Right fad generic bullsh*t": priceless.

-3

That's whats wrong with society these days, you get punished for honesty.

thanks for the lol'z.

I think anything would be funny with that price is right music.

Good, he he...he he...smartass...he he...

funny

It's funny because it's true! lol

best e-harmony evar!!!

I'm sure at least some women would find that amusing lol.

+1 Win

f*ck you

Well, there's always match.com