Fun Fact: While working as a martial arts coordinator on the set of Never Say Never Again, Steven Seagal broke Sean Connery's wrist.

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Keep in mind Connery was 98 years old at the time.

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All Seagal did was high five him.

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what did Connery say about that?

You're the man now dog!

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After Steven Seagal broke Sean Connery's wrist, Connery proceeded to break Seagal's career.

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After which, it only took Connery 23 minutes to do so.

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just break the wrist, and walk away

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Im going to send this to my grandmother :D

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featured user is credit to team

shut it

I see wot u did there, using my copywrited phrase to make a site of your own. You owe me royalties, that'll be 2 of your strongest n*gg*rs and 1 n*gg*r baby.

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Stolen: http://holidaycheer.ytmnd.com/

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That's not copy catting, it's piggy backing!

I'd say more of a reasonable sequel. Now, we just need one for Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Arnold Swharzenegger.

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martial arts is about self control, so i give it a voat of moderation and centeredness. (-.-)

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AAaaAHAHHAHHHAHhHhahAHhahH!!

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siss siss sa panda, siss siss sa P1ZZ4, siss siss sa Poland, siss siss sa NEDM, siss siss sa midget, siss siss sa cabinet...

You said Happy Holidays! War on Christmas! Quick call Fox News and get Bill on the line!

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THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY CATS CRADLE DAMMIT

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Steven Seagal > Jean-Claude Van Damme. Yeah, I said it.

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1 to counter kiss asses.

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5 to counter a severely troubled young boy.

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DNS

Agreed. I was just hoping you got the point after 4 loops. Silly me.

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Political Correctness

in before Thanksgiving! good job

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CLICK TO ENLARGE

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chode.

i wish he actually turned to the camera and spoke-whispered like he always talks: "Merry Chirstmas" as the guy hollered

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lol kiss ass

I like how fake that arm looks too.

Or maybe a piledriver. Then again, no.

Suggestion: use a holiday tune and loop the bone cracking audio on top of it (it might sync better too).

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lol copy cat killer

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That's for my wife, f*ck you and have a merry christmas!

classic steve

I beat Steven Seagal in an ITG tournament. I have video proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqAlAtHIOQ It's hard to tell that it's him at first, but the not-quite hard bodied physique and old man ponytail are clear giveaways.

fantastic sync

wasn't this done before

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I wish I could give season's greetings as effectively as Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagull™ Arm Breakerz™

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The other guy looks like Sly Stallone.

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More like Frank Stallone.

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where's the bruce leeroy kwanzaa card?

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You can look at the arm broken and the hand that its attached to. Obvious Fake.

God, I just love these Christmas cards.

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gets better as it falls out of sync

mmm, walnuts

What? This is just a copy of your (albeit hilarious) van damme holiday site, minus the selling point of the goofy smile/immaculate hair. Once you take that out, where's the funny?

bone-cracking/bloodcurdling scream?

Definitely the van damme one is funnier though.

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Yeah. It's hard to beat that Van Damme clip. The arm break is Seagal's patented move, so I went with him this year. HAPY HOLLYDAYS THO ANYWAY THX!!!

No offense meant by my comment or vote. Much love ryan, you're one of the best around

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None taken, buddeh.

nothing's gonna ever keep you down

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I want to send this to my entire family.

sid vicious's leg sayz hai

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I'm going to take you to the bank senator, the blood bank DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN

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here's my badge. Fair game now, ok? This is your trophy, this is your trophy! Come and get it.

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Dude I f*cking love your sites XD

oddly satisfying

I'm going to send this e-card to lots of people

the gift that keeps on giving.

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not pink no more :(

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KLCHLPOP

holy damnit christmas

HI-LARIOUS

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

you are quoting the wrong Seagal movie! That is from "Above The Law", during the hotel kitchen scene where Mr. Zagon was about to inject Nico (Seagal's Character) with his truth serum and interrogate him "just for the fight".

Fun Fact: While working as a martial arts coordinator on the set of Under Siege, Gene LeBell choked out Steven Seagal and caused him to soil himself while unconscious.

Enjoy your chicken dinner

LMAO!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha classic Seagal!

I laughed, but JVCD for life

Anyone seen Richie????? Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?!?

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In America we say merry christmas.

this reminds me of my christmas childhood when daddy used to sit us around the christmas tree and break our arms :)

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Best YTMND postcard ever

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This is one of my favorite YTMNDs

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