It's weird. You're pink, but you aren't featured, like gr33nscr33n, hanktherapper, steakman, and evilregal (and more probably)

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How do you know all this, by the way?

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Click the "USER" tab. Search for any user that you want to search for. If their name shows up pink, then you know they are featured (Examples: dmaz, NiteSky, DonaldMcRonald). If their name shows up brown, then they are not featured (their sites will not show up under the featured user section, despite the fact that their name might still be pink in comments they leave). It's probably a bug that max is trying to fix or something.

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a site to appeal to the majority of YTMND users

This YTMND makes me say ShamWow!!!

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maybe it's all computer glitches and we will wake up in a few days and be featured again. either way, i'm still an alcoholic, and my wife is still a c*nt.

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That child rapist looking guy in the back left corner looks familiar.

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DROPPING LOADS ON THIS F*GGOTRY

Lol, philistines.

Please Judge, don't send that boy away. In the featured users section I wish you'd let him stay. Please don't give him time, but don't confine. Please don't say-ay, keep that boy away.

Guilty! We need another hanging! Things were getting boring around here.

Fifty years ago we'd have him all tied up with a fork in his ass.

F*CKIN WIN

Epic

VOAT %

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formerllly featured as well...bump

HOW CREATIVE

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I'm currently making new accounts just to keep this on the front page.

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I'm currently making new mortal kombat jokes just to make this ytmnd more true.

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Onward!

LOL OJ

My conduct began to reflect a perspective that was Koen-centric thus I lost my status. Can you believe it?

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Crom will come down from his mountain for this.

NiteSky, you are featured.

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I think YTMND has already finished C.

You're not going to be featured if you don't have a Slide Ruler.

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They don't feature people with your talent. They just make witty jokes like nitesky's 5 generator (I thought that site was funny because they pulled all your audio cuts). Yet they don't understand that you would NEVER use dukes of hazard on a KOENTMND. Even if willie looked good in a matlab cowboy hat. It just causes a yeast infection with a lot of people that never finished C++, C#, etc. If you ever come up in front of a jury and get anything less than a full pardon... I'll know the game is rigged.

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let the warriors live forever!

I feel bad for the guy, O.J., not AwesomeBob. All he was doing was expressing his political belief that you should be able to rob someone at gunpoint if they are trying to sell some of your stuff. First they try to nail him for brutally killing his wife in self defense, now this. As for you AwesomeBob, I don't get involved in the politics of this site. I don't understand half the complexities and a quarter of the jokes. But if anybody wants to pick a fight with me so I can be relevant, I'd like that.

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OJ got shafted

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The shafting will come later along with the prison sex.

for those of you who don't go to fark.com, they reported it by saying "former running back to become former tight end"

Tight end? More like wide receiver.

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Actually, OJ's rear end is now going for the rushing record in Nevada, where it is expected to get tapped 332 times for 2,003 yards, something OJ hasn't experience in for 35 years.

haha

I guess you couldn't get away with posting crap sites like the other featured users.

nice work

lol

awesome,bob

Mommy, whats a fill-a-stine?

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I Wish I Was A Featured User.. Oh Well, Back To Creating Original Sites

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It's A Joke Guys, Sheesh!

i like this(especially commercial art school 2lazy4summer job), but i think the real joke is on people who come here for self-expression or artistic boundary pushing

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true, but only if they also come for validation or intelligent feedback.

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F*GGOT!!!

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Is this the brian nichols sh*t? Not that I dislike the site but I am a little pissed that the f*cker shot like three people in front of 100 people and my tax dollars are being spent while they decide what to do with a person that killed people. Just give him the same treatment.

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POLAND!

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(not forgotten)

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haha brilliant. why can't i vote?

5'd

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lmao "Philistines"

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Do you have what it takes to be an artist? Call now and we'll send you a free art test! It's fun and easy.

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RIP FYRESTRM

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Bobisawsome

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I like the guy in the background.

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yeah i was gonna ask...is that an edit or does that guy just look like that?

He was edited in.

murphvelocity is a courtroom lurker. He masturbates into Carl's Jr burgers when the judges speak and eats them when the defendants cry. It's a little problem he has.

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He must be my good doppleganger.Im the evil one.

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Carls Jr? We call 'em Hardee's burgers down yonder.

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gr33nscr33n, that comment made me wol (wince out loud)

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So wait, is Carls Jr the same thing as Hardees? We don't even have hardees where I live anymore. We do have White Castle though. I went to Tennessee in June and ate somewhere called Crystal, that was kind of like White Castle with mustard. I think I got off track here.

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Why am i in this thing anyway?

that OJ judge was a hottie amirite?

It ain't easy being pink

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it aint eaaaasssy being brooooowwn

A laugh.

If you stand up for Justice on YTMND you'll get downvoted and permabanned. The best thing to do is join the sheep and be an idiot. That is why I fail here, I don't follow the sheep.

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you fail because your sites are terrible. sorry to break it to you.

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But do you stand up for great Justice?

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

lol

1

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needs more fads in the crowd

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I lol'd

The truth has been spoken.

LOL'd

Max doesn't look amused.

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i'm somewhat confused

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OJ'd

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5'd for proper use of the word philistine.

I purposely have featured users removed from my front page view because if they aren't on up and coming or in recently created, then I really don't see a reason to separate them from the heard.

because they make better and more entertaining sites than you, thats why

wow

hung jury.

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... "Mock Trial with J. Reinholdt! " - Arrested Development

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MY NAME IS JUDGE

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5'd

race card

iGotoschool.