featured users are all gay on the inside

+7

Why would you kill me? I made you a tribute site. :(

+11

I thought you were a Vietcong Featured user

+12

My name was there!! (not something to be proud of now that I think about it).

+4

tkx7 for mod

+5

i on the other hand am gay on the outside

+6

houseofcards for supermod

+2

This is really good but you're a little late, and made some mistakes. A lot of those users were unfeatured and Goneja has dreadlocks.

yeah, I was just depicting folks like Braxton as victims of the political upheaval.

+6

Its never too late for featured hate.

+6

TAKE coaxial.ytmnd.com BITCHES!!!

+1

mission accomplished

huh

+1

sweet, I'm part of the firing squad!

+4

sweet, I'm the bearded lady!

+3

5.

+2

where's ghcghcghc and f*g

+2

or sporticus for that matter!

+2

Where the f*ck am I?

+2

this site will be killed™

+3

Hey, I'm not killing anyone, I'm actually trying to save a featured. I guess I refused to resort to violence. :-D

+3

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

+6

if i don't make it, tell my wife i said... hello.

+2

The Answer is delicious pie. Rhubarb.

+1

featured user are all f*gs

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you're just mad you weren't mentioned. "waaah i can only downvote and leave sub-par comments. why can't I be on that ytmnd that mentions non-featured users who actually contribute in one way or another to the site??"

+5

look im sorry for downvoting your brak sites, fact is, they suck! there is nothing i can do about it. Dont be mad at me :(

-7

:D

+2

Distinctly average, and who really cares about featured vs unfeatured.

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so i'm above average at being average? what does that "mean?"

+9

Apparently everyone other than you!

Wouldn't distinctly average imply that you excel at being average?

holy necroposting!

+1

Take that sh*t gr33nscr33n

+6

Yeah. "We" totally f*cked your life gr33n

They had it comming

+4

I'm Glad I'm Not In There, I Don't Want To Murder My Friends :(

+1

who the f*ck are you?

-6

someone whose lowest rated site is way funnier than your highest rated site.

+2

5 because it had me in it

+1

^

+2

Now I need to de-downvote all his sites for putting me in it.

+2

5 because it had me in it

+1

shout out to all ma niggras

+2

I should vote 5 since this site had me in it!! ....oh wait that's what featured f*ggots do all day with each other

+1

Hold on, making a site about you right now slypieguy. And it will be on the FEATURED USERS LIST. No need to tank me. That vein popping out of your temple is thanks enough.

*thank. Too much Left 4 Dead I guess

Thank God they finally got rid of that MRSTUMP guy. His name was far too similar to mine.

+5

MrsTump

5 because i'm arresting two people i've never heard of.

and double 5'd cause i now realize they're naked.

It looks like they killed my cousin wisdomculture by mistake.

+9

I guess I'm going to have to avenge my fallen brethren in their place. Revenge is a dish best served cube-shaped. I must now become the punishercube.

+4

you dont get out much, do you

I get out enough, but stuff like this gets you wondering about stuff don't it?

+4

yeah

I'm glad no one knows who I am. I don't even know how I got featured. All I did was make a popular Worf site and Mega Man site during the summer, and 2 months later my friend tells me I'm pink.

+3

boring and uninformative. ytmnd shouldn't be about jokes within the community, but who am I to judge, I guess.

-1

funny, because you just judged. so I guess you are you to judge and you have judged.

Dalton no! Why Dalton?!?!

+1

im popular

I'm wayyy older than that.

+3

I feel laughably irrelevant. "wisdomculture?" I lost out my place in this site to a made-up username. LOLZ

+2

good call, i didn't even realize you weren't in there.

+1

Clearly he's a collaborator.

+2

YTMNPOLITICS

George W. Bush doesn't care about pink people.

+2

Was I featured for 5 minutes without noticing?

You're well hung!

I was done in by a firing squad of some of my favorite users. But I like to think of it as a mercy killing.

+2

I stand before you today, sorry... somewhat confused.

+4

Inside jokes are not generally funny.

-7

Great point! Must be why you make sites about Dr. L337 and breaking cuffs.

+9

muscular girls are not generally (at all) like-able.

+3

To each their own.Actually they're f*cking gross.

+4

yeah, i think id rather have a mildly fat chick than a muscular chick.

+3

No capitalized N means it's not me. Take that you stupid doppelganger, I've already escaped the firing squad and I'm off to Tahiti with Female.

+3

you and your decoys

DIE INFIDELS

So...I'm still alive?! I'M STILL ALIVE! YES! SEE YA LATER, SUCKERS!

+2

making a note here, huge success

KEATON is not a featured user http://ytmnd.com/users/keaton

+4

I was saved by putting on this disguise.

+3

5 but where is Lickitwellhiem?

1'd for putting me in there

+3

YEAAAAAAAA CIRCLE JERKING

-1

5. Viva la revolution! Also 5 for including me.

+2

I meant also fav for including me!

+3

I emerge unscathed, sun gleaming off my bubblegum metal-flake.

+1

Where'd you go? I miss you so.

You shoulda used this image too: http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/resources/graphic/xlarge/sumner_caning_xl.jpg

lol, I got the most kills.

+2

has my name

I'm the one who gets away with all the diamonds, dominated.

+2

Yay! I feel relevant!!!

+1

Civil War in YTMND... wow... nice, I guess...

Self-referential YTMNDs FTW, Alex.

Someone saw my sights? kekeke

i had a feeling lcadwallader was a penguin

+1

cool, but I'm not in it' so -2...nah I'm just kiddin'

-1

How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.

+1

you can't be Mr. Purple. some other guy on another job is Mr. Purple.

+2

poop and pee >>>cinemassacre.com<<< f*ckballs

-2

Whats the 'get em up against the wall' from?

holy sh*t, I never realized I was in this...but then again, the YTMND user "prairiedogeric" isn't me