HADJI DID 911

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I look at Johnny Quest and .... "Jizz in my Pants"

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SIM SIM SALA BIM!

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jihadji?

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beating the imam

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Correct

Hadji is on a secret under cover mission.

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^Clever

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...HADJI is JIHAD scrambled! D-:

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JIZZED IN MY PANTS

doesn't hadji play mohinder on heroes now?

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Hadji is ashamed of the tumourous growths that are changing him into some kind of insectoid monster. That's what you get for injecting yourself with experimental serums, Hadji....in a dockyard.

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When Gordon says serum he means a hot slug of Race Bannon's man-milk.

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....and when I say dockyard I mean the Quest compound's gym locker room.

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...and when he says tumorous growths he means love sores.

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rule 34 on johnny quest

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rule 34 on...oh wait this is YTMND not /b/. My bad.

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FAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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rule 1 shut up

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Go back to your loli porn.

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I guess the people here like 4chan and loli porn?

+1

OMFFFFFBGSD

"I'll throw a barrel at it."

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DO A BARREL ROLL!

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nostalgiatmnd

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I guess I'm feeling ok too.

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Dr Z works his magic

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fao fap fap fap fap I guess soo fap fap fap fap How about you Johnny? fap fap

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Does giving this a 5 make us gay?

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But of course.

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Gentlemen.

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lool

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lol johnny looked

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oh crap that thing's gonna rip the blanket apart

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D:

I'm trying to figure out the awkward part. Hadji wearing a turban to bed?

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what if I told you he's wearing two turbans?

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those faps sound lubed

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Those faps sound more like someone's whacking it against a desk. And yes I am speaking from experience. It's painful, but it gets the job done.

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AS IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE

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masturbation jokez

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Let's hang out sometime.

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DarthHadji

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http://khansturbation.ytmnd.com/

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LOL SEE ITS FUNNIER WHEN ITS WITH THE KHAAAAAAN GUY

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Precisely

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Man with 'Wang' in his name has high ideals

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I'm guessing that's not the only place he's had a wang..........

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For what it's worth, I 1'd khansturbation.ytmnd.com too.

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You guys just don't know funny

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I personally think F*GGOT would've been funnier than KHAN on this one

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I AM OFFENDED.

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I'm Rick James bitch.

+1

i'm troy mcclure

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I'm Ed Bradley

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Go back to 60 Minutes.

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I'm Drew Pickles.

ehh

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I don't know what that is, I've never seen that...

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wow there goes another piece of my childhood thank you ytmnd for ruining johnny quest for me but then again johnny quest had the first gay couple who adopted on tv .

I just can't support this in any way. (restraining order)

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They're releasing The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest on DVD this February. That was the best freakin' show ever.

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SO SAYETH THE BOOK OF RAGE!!

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I'm really looking forward to it.

lol @ snake charmer bit

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Don't worry johnny, your time will come too. (pun intended)

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Johnny is India and Hadji is Pakistan in this allegorical farce. What's confusing is that Hadji should be India because he's clearly Iranian.

Iranians are from Iran. Indians are from India.

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I thought Indians were from Oklahoma?

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Oh, thanks for clearing that up, sh*t for brains.

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snake charmer

red snake turned to red stick

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Little known fact: Johnny Quest was actually produced in .gif format. Each episode was around 6mb and contained 128 colors

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I googled "Johnny Quest gif format" and your statement came up third, so it must be true!

+1

looks more like he's f*cking a tribble

+2

It looks more like Hadji's wang has a mind of its own, no fapping involved.

Indian rope trick.

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Go team Venture!

THE MIGHTY MONARCH

The worst part is, that's not Hadji under the blanket, it's Bandit.

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Morg is correct. It's from "Shadow of the Condor". You can see the scene I edited here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFKpHXm9MyM

And now that you all know, that makes it even MORE awkward, doesn't it?

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damnit , stop ruining the illusion, indians are all about illusion

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Gay.

hahah hang out with our wangs out

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Rock out with your c*ck out.

whack out with your smack out

Fantastic loop.

And here I am wearing my Jonny Quest t-shirt!

I knew he was a homo

you mean you "hoped he was"

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lol

Give me some credit, retard. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/detail.php?board=400&topic=46996645&message=514547786

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This is just so damn funny. I keep coming back. (The music just makes it.)

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Is it wrong to fap to this??

+1

If fapping to this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

+1

I had one of those when I was about 13 or 14 but I was the one wearing the turban

lol

I came.

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

Brilliant!!!