lol, this is better than anything else that can possibly be made about it.

+4

Unless someone makes one where Kerry throws Great Britain, Australia, and the United States at Bush, and the Bush says "ACTUALLY, YOU FORGOT POLAND", and the Poland Secret Service drags Kerry away screaming.

+3

omg...the glasses...oh I loled allright.

+1

I'm going to be nostalgic for Bush once he leaves office- he's so funny and comical

+5

Lol, what a bullet chucker.

+1

this is a site that I like to see on ytmnd.com

+3

Ahh... YTMND satire... my favorite genre.

+1

busheus enter the poletrix

+1

huh?

-1

Best time ive ever had blowing out my ear drums

+2

5'd for effort

+1

okay now you've inspired me to make a high quality version of this.

-6

I was just saying this to spite you

*makes a stupid comment ironically* *is still an idiot unironically*

+1

My mistake, I thought you were fond of mockery, or was I supposed to vote five to get the luxury of not being called an idiot?

+1

well either you were going to make a mainstream version of this utterly cliched idea for a site that would stay on top rated for a week, or you were just saying that to get on my nerves, so you kinda set yourself up for it, idiot.

+1

Or maybe you just didn't read into it enough to realize it was playful and was not intended to be serious business. Isn't it obvious that I knew you would hate exactly what you were mocking? I thought you cold take what you dish out, but I guess I was wrong. You must have been conditioned to believe that everything is a threat to your emotional security, or maybe I was too harsh after all. At any rate, do you think the outcome would have been different if I voted five? Would that have made it clearer?

-1

or maybe youre reading into everything too much because you are a huge idiot? some guy called me an idiot on the internet hurpa flurpa he must have been sexually abused as a child and now he is releasing his repressed anger at me because i, the center of the internet, have shaken him to his soul with a comment on a comedy website. idiot.

I'm not completely devoid of creativity and mentioning the idea proves that you are content generalizing my behavior based on my name color alone, instead of judging me based on the stuff I make, or my personality. Maybe if you talked to me a bit more we could become good buddies and you would understand me more and you wouldn't take offense to such small things, yeah?

-1

Putting words into my mouth is fun. I was just wondering why you would call me an idiot over something so silly. I take no offense and I am merely curious about why you would react so dramatically over an internet comment. I was exaggerating the emotional security stuff to get my point across, get it? I will still be your internet friend if you will just let me. :P

-1

i am judging you on the stuff you make, like that piece of crap http://discovers.ytmnd.com/. if youd have voted 5 maybe i wouldnt have called you an idiot, but id still think youre an idiot. also, you post really long defensive comments when people insult you, so thats another mark against you.

apparently things on the internet seem more dramatic than they actually are. when i saw your dumb comments on my site, i did not audibly gasp or clench my fists and growl at the monitor. i certainly did not bolt out of my seat and declare that i would have revenge for this grievous insult. i kinda rolled my eyes and posted a comment. it isn't a "dramatic" reaction, unless, of course, you are putting words in my mouth.

and now im probably gonna delete this site because theres a stupid f*cking comment war on it. these things are the worst.

I USED to post really long defense comments. Now I post really long comments for fun. I try to move forward and grow man, plus even when i defend myself I don't usually insult the other person intentionally. Sometimes, I like to make a snooty remark, but even those I don't actually mean ill against that person and I never use such tactics if I get into a real argument.

-1

heh sorry. I am just trying to have a conversation. How else are you going to get to know me? These are pretty annoying though.

-1

And don't worry you'll probably forget all about this and I'll five one your other sites (because a lot of them I do enjoy) and I'll just be your ytmnd acquaintance again with a positive number next to his comment if I say something agreeable on your comment page.

-1

not unless darthwang upvotes it. to me you will always be the guy that made that one crappy ace ventura site.

-1

Fair enough, i didn't even expect it to do so well anyway, its one of my least inspired sites, but I felt like I why the hell not? It was a good opportunity, I had the scene, and I just took it. usually, I make art f*ggish sites that no one notices.

-1

gay penis

+4

Thanks Scytale.

+3

This conversation looks a lot more serious now that I look at it as a whole. There is just something about ytmnd comment pages that bring out my dry serious writing.

-2

conversation

shoe-time?

+2

lulz

+2

7

100%

+1

woah

+1

i cant find the funny

-1

There is no boot

+1

THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE THE MOVIE

+2

****SPOILRE ALER!!!!***

You were nice to Marivel.

actually you forgot...

-1

YOU FOARGOT POLEND!!!!!!! VOAT 5 IDIOT!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT A CRAPPY SITE IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE JON CARRY AND JORGE BUSCH AND 3500HZ SQUARE WAVES I BETTER VOAT 3 ON IT BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

+2

no, you forgot the funny

-1

youre an idiot

*clenches fist in anger*

Got Fish Burned

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