Just how the f*ck am I supposed to deliver this T-Rex to little Johnny?

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Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sadler, Welcome to 34th Street.

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Wasn't Attenborough in the Miracle on 34th Street remake?

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Thank you ted, that was the joke.

ROCK AND ROOLLL

and just think, that t-rex will someday be the coal that santa delivers to lil' bastards all over the world.

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brilliant observation. you get a gold star :oD

Equallyspacedoutsnowtmnd

i sow ths move is but dnasors bt it was gy LOLOL

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speaking of gay, its you again.

Those teeth mean he's a friendly holiday dinosaur.

it saddens me to one a jurassic park site, but it has to be done

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k

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perfect. spared no expence

simple + retarded = ftw

Holy f*cking sh*t, it's a dinosaur...

wut

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lol funny steakman oh man people are gonna + your comment now cuz they're followers. "-" f*g

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im not a follower of either of you i am a leader. so im not going to not + or - your comments. although anyone who doesnt means they follow me ;]

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lmao "wulf" grfo furf*ggot

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LOL man you're right up there with keaton and the big dogs. douche.

not really...

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You wrote "wut"? Oh wow man NO WAI. Hahaha awesome!!! You truly are the man now, dog Oh I am just so tickled over this.

GRANT

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Lol He does look like a santa

If this site had a 3.23 that'd be generous.

I'm pretty sure that's just John Hammond in a santa suit. Don't tell the kids, it'll be more traumatic that way.

dear jesus i had a dream about this movie last night and would never have remembered it if it wasnt for this!

You really couldn't have made the sleigh bells in time with the music?

1'd for being too accurate on which period the T-Rex actually lived.

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It feels like this is missing something.

you mean like funny?

+1

what is this sh*t supposed to be

http://jojojo.ytmnd.com/ <-- Lazytown Christmas

spared no expense

celebrating the birth of raptor jesus

HEY LOOK. HEY LOOK. DR L337 IS GETTING LAID. LAWL LAWL LAWLAWLAWL LAWL LAWL, LAWLAWL LAWLAWLAWL LAWLAWLAWL.

cretaceous park

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dinosausr lived in juraic perod plant is only cretaos plant used both air and crocodiles went extinc back in 1950 when they hunted the dinoaur

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then jesus bought brack the cocodiles when he created the earth world

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wikipedia.com/bulbasauurus

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the site is funny

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http://triassicpark.ytmnd.com/

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alright now that i've had some time to think about it i guess the joke is that guy somewhat resembles santa?

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like i mean with the beard and stuff so you edited him to be santa

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or hold on that santa looks like he is from something else and just stuck in there whole so what the f*ck

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do i need to see jurassic park to get this joke or something

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seriously wtf is this site if anyone knows would you be kind enough to explain it to me

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no i'm not being a hypocrite shut up idiots

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yes

Santa Clause 4. There is no need.