while no, it's not really a great hat, you're right, it is a great cereal bowl

+23

It's like a festival site.

-2

Nice hat

+2

Holy O's

+16

^ best comment so far ^

-4

Or should I say Hay l O's

+4

Are Holy O's made with corn?

-1

Potential bowl for my lucky charms.

-1

This is the script for the newest Metal Gear Solid.

+17

this site single handedly made me wanna leave ytmnd.com forever. everybody hates me, so you can get the credit for my exit. farewell f*gtards.

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Bob, if there was still a featured user section, I'd say that you would belong on it, and I mean that as a compliment. On the other hand, I think you're dead wrong about this site, that it has a lot of character, and that it even has the potential to become a shortlived fad that people get sick of in a day. (http://inthisstyle10-6.ytmnd.com/). Put Hat On Head, anyone?

-2

When I first say this, I gave it a 5, but after listening all the way through it till the cereal bowl part, I fav'd it.

+3

bob stop being so bitter, and dramatic. Do you think there was a site that I never hated that everyone else liked?

+2

lol "single handedly" for the over reaction of the year

+3

I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life...

+4

n*gg*r

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I would do GREAT THINGS!!!!!

Wow. Apparently, Bob-the-Builder is a huge f*got and a drama queen. "OMG A POPULAR YTMND THAT I DON"T LIKE! THATS IT! I'M RUNNING AWAY AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK! THEN THEY'LL ALL KNOW WHAT A MISTAKE THEY MADE BY UPVOTING THIS!"

+10

Cereal bowl is the first thing that came to mind.

+3

i could special k in that hat lol

+3

LOL Bob didn't give any sort of reason why he didn't like this. Why was he always so f*cking retarded?

+1

Bob should have left after this debacle: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/878277

He wasn't just a retard, he was a FEATURED retard.

+1

Even though bob is a douche sometimes, hes right on this site, it sucks ass.

-9

Hey you guys remember bob-the-builder? whatever happened to that guy? i heard he works as a night manager at the home depot now.

I think bob-the-builder hates special K...

+3

GUYZ I THINK DIS SITE IS MEEDYOKR AT BEST SO IM GONNA LEAVE YTMND AND COME BACK TUMORO

+2

bob wtf, lol

lol i just noticed that he hasn't been on in a while

i laughed!

+1

I agree.

i got a bit distracted by the way the frames kept zooming.

lol, popemobile

The first line was good enough for a 5

+8

It sure did fly off - whats with the 1-900 operator voice? I recognize

you have a sexy voice

+26

er, wanna like, kinda.... MAN DATE?!?!?

+5

Sex with men.

+8

SICK. Put 2 hot dogs in 1 bun... tell me if that looks right to you.

+2

reminds me of Max Payne (the game not the movie).

with club sauce

+6

i recognize that voice...you wouldnt happen to be a porn star, would ya?

+1

Gave me a semi ... give me some action for a 5

"Oh... if that hat were to land on my head... the POWER..."

+7

lol wtf u wastin' vocal talent on ytmnd. Go call the dude from dirty jobs

+12

I'm not sure what to make of this site. I'll 5 now and check it again in the morning.

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yeah I'll take back 4 stars because someone downvoted me.

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t ws my LOOOLLOL

-4

you sir, are a philistine.

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no u

-4

What's a good word for "butthurt?"

+3

"assc*ck"

-2

butthurt...hmmm ask a marine they say butthurt alot.

Wow, haha, nice! I thought this was from a movie at first...Nice voice.

+25

Same.

The world will look up and shout, "Save us." Then I'll whisper, "Oh my God, his hat flew off."

+27

"Oh my God, Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes."

+6

I must admit, I do not miss the uncle phill fad.

omni you f*ckin win

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

+2

God DAMN this is solid gold

+7

lmao

+1

Thought the pope mobile had glass around it?

When I heard the first line I could swear it was Matthew McConaughey from some movie. Very funny, 5.

+1

One hat, one desire.

+3

I could eat special K out of that hat.

+2

Kinda veered into Dane Cook territory there but still 5

Don't worry Dane Cook veers into everyone else's territory

+15

Forget Special K, I'd eat Lucky Charms out of that bowl!

+1

pope hat has powers (tm)

halfway through it i was thinking you were going to say 'with club sauce'

+1

jesus god, i want to f*ck your voice

+18

If you could choose any two people to reference before typing "i want to f*ck your voice"...

At first, I thought Batman was narrating this. More Rayro sites please.

-1 for no Dean Ween

-1

http://geneweene32008.ytmnd.com/ (oops I meant gene)

pope can u gimme that hatte

+1

simple and effective. almost made me cry

+4

I get his car.

This marks the resurrection of ytmnd in my mind.

+1

Nice hat.

I was waiting for a Club Sauce comment. Ah well.

+6

You could take David Hayter's job and be the new voice of Solid Snake

Look at that joof.

+7

...wow

I wish I had a hat like that too. God dammit.

+1

thats a nice site. i wonder where he got the idea for that site. look at that site. i wish i made a site like that. should i steal the gif? look at it fly by on the internet. ill just keep lookin at it.

If I had a site like that...I'd do great things

+5

If I had a voice like that I'd do great things.

+2

If i had a comment like that I'd do great things.

+2

If I had a Fav like that, I'd do BIG F*CKING ERECT PENIS AAAAHHHHHHHHH

+2

If I had a penis like that I'd do great things.

+2

tops

+2

I've never seen a site quite like this before.

+6

papal hat, with club sauce

+9

Ewok and I were thinking the same thing.

+1

This. Is. The. Most amazing ytmnd. I have ever seen. I love you.

+1

I could eat Special K out of that.

+1

5'd for Special K comment.

+1

Pope hat.......with club sauce...............

+1

I could eat Special K out of that hat.

honestly now, are you the voice behind the original horsedick?

http://ytmnd.com/users/lizardman/ Unless that is, rayro is lizardman's alt. Which would be awesome, I miss lizardman.

you get a 5

American Beauty

+1

5 for all the internal struggles one goes through when he sees a hat

eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-6

gay gay gay gay gay GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-1

yeah its pretty funny

+1

why is ytmnd becoming so much better lately? why am i asking?

Prolly cuz people have more free time off from school an work wut with the holidaze an all. Or could be cosmical planetary alignment.

+1

@joesixpack: Plus, record levels of unemployment tend to result in even more free time.

+1

The featureds are died.

+1

Christmas brings out the best in people.

+1

yesh it ish good

Seriously, I was trying to find out what movie you got the sound clip from for a while.

best ytmnd in a long while :) remix in 3...2...1... go kassius!

+2

This is a special kind of YTMND.

there's a cat...in a tuxedo...surfing...

+3

YES. My thoughts exactly.

I want to watch The Dark Knight with your voice dubbed over Batman's

+16

f*g

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I'm gay for Batman.

I expected "turkey" after the first three words.

I'm laughing and I'm not sure why. Not exactly.

A

special K with club sauce.

I wish I can have a hat like that....

what a soothing voice he has (cromartie referenccce)

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T ON MY FAEC SIR!

-2

Special K lol

Good. But it kinda drags on like a SNL sketch.

-3

No way, I could listen to his voice for hours.

I could eat a peach for hours

+3

lol "I could eat Special K out of that hat..."

5 for the pope sauce, fav for ambient dream sequence music.

Is anyone going to parody this, or do I have to do it?

We demand a rayro club sauce YTMND re-make... "Fried cheese... with club sauce... look at that hat..."

please PLEASE, remake this one, except use a picture from when that pissed off arab guy threw his shoe at president bush

-2

5'd for originality, and your excellent use of "That Suspenseful Background Noise ®."

If this is original its genius

wow that's really funny... and props for your leonard from Memento voice

I like it.

+1

i'd like to thank the ap photographer for capturing such a classic moment. amplifier machine for their new ambient album. pete coors for his inspiring light beverage. and i'd like to thank you, the denizens of ytmnd for enjoying the resulting absurdity. thank you so much. thank you. (except for bob-the-builder)

+20

starting at "OMG his hat flew off" I started and could not stop laughing.

first comment since January 2006...that was before I registered

Same.

This could be the start of something beautiful

Hello I am Keaton. Sex?

This is a 5 star site no doubt. F*ck the builder, he's full of hate...id be really interested in seeing clever offshoots of this.

I want that hat!!!

nice 1 mr rayro

+2

Powerful.

this is hilarious

I hate your voice

-5

I prefer the old Pope.

Top ten of 2008

Hear, hear.

Yo, talk whisperingly to me some more baby.

good use of image and sound

+1

haha

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

WRONG, sir. WRONG!

+1

like.

How would that hat look on meeee...?

Honestly, that's the only line that I think is overdone, to the point it's bad. The rest carry it, especially Special K.

My hat is off to you, sir.

+1

One hat to rule them all.

If eveyrbody had a ceral bowl like that there would be world peace.

Look at that good YTMND, I wish I had a YTMND like that. The cereal bowl reference was classic.

you must be logged in to comment. .... ok yeah it's worth it. laughter occurred

'If only I had a hat like that, I would do great things." That sealed the deal for me.

it least its not on a goddamn bed

I've just about hat it

Nice hat.

There are some nerdy f*cking comments on sites recently. Learn to funny people god damn.

I'm not sure why Bob the Builder didn't like this. Best site on here in forever.

+3

Shut up sin-kin. You're yesterday's newspapers.

-4

<3

-4

Wow, sir. At first I thought 'This movie quote fit this picture alright. Sh*t. It's not from a movie.' Wow.

I just can't get over how great this site is. It is perfectly random. The music is fperfect. The lines are perfect and your voice is just perfect. "If only I had like that... I'd do great things" is just a plain awesome quote. The way you said it, if I were a woman I'd let you do anythign to me.

that's some quality audio, sir. enjoy your five stars.

f*ggy short film ftl

-2

there were 2 frames of the same picture

Almost 10,000 views today?........ah, linked to reddit. AND IT DESERVES IT

well would you look at that.

look at that hat!

I don't know why I found this so enjoyable

Hilarious AND soothing! Keeps my faith alive in ytmnd, HATS OFF TO YOU! har har

+1

quality ytmnd.

Your voice reminds me of Nicholas Cage

who the f*ck posted this on some website. it's good but not 17k views 1 day good

I've heard that voice before. Is that the guy from the Nintendo Cartoon Hour video?

this is quite relaxing

That is the funniest thing I ever seen nice! I put it on my Fav list.

alksfjalsdflha hahaha

ohmigawd lookit that hat...

good

this site is perfect in every way

Niiiice hat.

that wasnt the wind it was a sniper shot gone wrong

Brilliant.

I could eat Special K outta that...

How would that hat look on meeeeee

Made of originality and win!

I honestly thought that was Kevin Bacon talking, or at least someone from a movie.

You have a voice for working as a phone sex operator.

Best site in a long time, good work.

I read a report that the vatican is blaming male infertility on female urine. 5 FOR CATHOLICISM!

I have laughed so hard that my bowel movement ruptured.

Just grab the hat already George Costanza!

God damn... This is professional.

amazing lets go

This is a very well made site. Kudos on that... hat.

i like

Kickass hat

Can anyone please give me the full transcript of this? I can't really understand it.

Oh my God -- his hat flew off. Look at that hat. I wish I had a hat like that. Should I grab it? Oh, look at it float by. That's a nice hat. I wonder where he got that hat at. How would that hat look on me? I'll just keep looking at it. *Scratches face.* That's a neat looking hat. Oh, man. You think he'll be mad that he lost that hat? It looks like a... cereal bowl. I could eat Special K out of the hat. Oh, if only I had a hat like that. I'd do great things. That is a nice hat.

+1

Winz.

I can see the beauty in that hat

Music is: Amplifier Machine - Pockets Full of Red Dirt

strangely compelling and lol popemobile

nice hat

David Hayter?

+1

special k cereal is good

this is genius. how'd i miss it?

looked at my old favorites, this ones still the best

what is the sound to this? I love love love it, but your voice really makes it. haha

i wonder where he got a hat like that.