I'm erect.

+15

Hopefully she won't notice ... oh man but this is her favorite song ... this would be a great way to let her know how I think this night should end ...

+10

...I wonder if I went too heavy on the cool water cologne

+5

Ripper, he's obviously wearing seduction with a hit of flamed-broiled meat.

+5

Oh god, she just rubbed against it. Please god, tell me she didn't notice my boner.............

+10

I'm Gonna Need A New Pair Of Pants..

+7

...the tears devour you...

+1

He was a big boy back then...

+1

Crap, my hands are sweaty.

Uh oh! She definitely noticed that! ........ Hey she didn't do anything! Im gonna score!

-1

Yeya!

+2

Word... I fingered hella bitches to that song.

-6

Awwwww that's so swee.. I mean... I'm a guy and that's not manly.

+6

this song is about as gay as Richard Simmons riding a rainbow to go see a Jonas Brothers concert

+4

Thank you, yours aren't bad though.

-1

Manly is what I do and that, was Manly....

-1

Oh God, it's like I'm back in 1996...

+2

2000

-1

Savage Garden - Savage Garden 1997. Actually.

-1

they still play this song at high school dances

-1

I was unaware kids still slow danced. I mean, the kids, they listen to the rap music, don't know what the jazz is all about, etc...

+8

God I'm f*cking old... This doesn't seem long ago to me.

+1

OLD

-1

Penguin waddle dancing FTW

-1

they're gonna french

-1

Or worse ---- third base.

+1

So good it hurts

+3

my name is james siberius kirk

-1

gay.

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your name is "assc*ck" dude - no right to call anything gay

+19

yup beat me to it

+5

ninja down-voting bastard.

-1

How do you vote and get your sh*t packed at the same time anyway? ytmnd ruiner.

-1

Needs some *ss grabbin!

-1

i always knew those crazy kids would get together someday

-1

no one stands that close during middle school dances

+10

Obviously we didn't go to the same middle school. They had to have the teachers break up the grinds.

+4

Each volunteer 'chaperone' had a ruler they would forcibly use to demonstrate the appropriate level of closeness, probably a good thing since nobody could keep from popping wood back then anyway

+5

I once popped a wood during a slow dance... but she was pretty k3wl with it.

+1

Kirk and I dated for a day in 7th grade between 3rd period and 8th period

+5

Whos alt is this again?

+2

klassix

+3

lol

+1

They grow up so fast.

+2

only episode of star trek i've ever seen and i wanted to make this very site.

+1

emo garbage

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I think his eye is made of tin foil.

+2

I really wish this YTMND reflected the childhood of someone growing up in the 80s instead and thus had "Take My Breath Away" rather than this 90s bullsh*t

+1

Someone who grew up in the 80's would be in their thirties, and thus not the target demographic of ytmnd. For most people who grew up in the nineties, this song should be reasonably identifiable. Besides, I think it goes well with the image.

+3

boyz II men?

+2

ABC BBD

+1

ABC BBD FTW. Boyz II Men define middle school for me too. Also "Freak Me" by Silk, lol.

Needs moar Seal. lol

-1

This song is gayer than the gay fuel theme

I wanna stand with you on a mountain.

-1

I wanna bathe with you in the sea.

-1

I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down over me.

-1

And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky,

-1

I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry...

-1

I wanna *track skip* I wanna...

-1

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really really wanna zigazig ha.

+2

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-4

five.

-1

lol kirk is the girl

ha

-1

That is one ugly 7th grader

Aww...

-1

Slow dance cubby

-1

-1

Back and to the left

-1

It's good.

-1

AS WE GO THROUGH, LIFE TOGETHER, SOMETHING SOMETHING, BE FOREVER?

LMFAO omg!

-1

It's the Gorn's first time. Be gentle.

-1

Oh, memories.

-1

she looks exactly like my date in high school.

i like what u did here. lol

-1

I'm gonna cry T_T

Classic YTMND is classic

-1

This cracks me up, even though I was in high school they played this song at our winter formal and I about died back then. this was the icing on my life. definite 5. It is quite disturbing that Kirk is the woman in this image though... I suppose it's Karma though, f*ck enough aliens and one day... they'll f*ck you.

+1

whoa leave some space for jesus, kids.

+4

4'd... Cause Middle School dances are usually known for the humongous gap between guy and... "girl" dancing.

Captain Kirk seems awfully shy back then.

Yes

KIRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

lol

+1

5'd just for the 'dumb'

+1

Sound Origin: dumb

Kirk looks really uncomfortable and nervous because he didn't know how to say 'no' to Alien-face... right on!

This is why YTMND exists

if you leave, don't leave now, please don't take my heart away... promise me, just one more night, then we'll go our separate ways..

Chick-ah cherry cola.

Ooooooo I want you, I don't know if I need you but...

I heard this song just last night and muttered to myself, "f*ckin' junior high dances...." 5 for mind reading.

...

+1