first. kill the jews.

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MEIN GOT!

iam so drunk right now

also, the scene from mars attacks in the nursing home with the flaming wheelchair.

You should have made him crash into the "Twin Pines" mall sign instead of the "Tattler" sign from the tabloid from the "Red Dragon" movie...

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shoulda made a left at albequerque

I guess now we can list flaming heterosexual on the list of Hawking's accomplishments

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Congratulations, this is the top-rated ytmnd of All Time.

Good, but, this does NOT belong in the top spot. 1'd to prevent that, but I'd normall fave this.

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Has to be the best YTMND I have seen in years omg. The genius of this YTMND is astounding. Also, Matlab.

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5 for making me LOL

lol at microsoft mike

http://www.infowars.com/# EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW!!! THIS IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE!!! THE NWO IS COMING! THIS IS IT! THE TIME HAS COME! TUNE IN NOW!!! http://www.infowars.com/#

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Look, I'm just saying that the bar has dropped significantly since YTMND has started sucking. I bet Hard Safety would get a near-perfect 5 if it was introduced today.

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this alt makes krap sites

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Mein Fuhrer! I can't walk!

Y'up, pretty crappy.

Hawking speeds to 88 mph...SIDEWAYS. I call that creativity.

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I call that special relativity.

What is even more astounding is he speeds up to 88 mph sideways in a split second!

ATE-y-ATE miles per hour!!

5'd i laughed.

I'd say it was a complete success

i hate hawking

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What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Choking down the wheel chair

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No, you can always fold the wheelchair up.

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NEDM!

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fan fact: My high school prob and stats teacher told the class that joke.

Do you know why he actually ended up in a wheelchair? Wanna hear the REAL story, not some BS tabloid hearsay? Well, rumour has it that during one of his long lectures he wanted to sit down for a moment, but he mistook a wheelchair for a chair... and then he forgot himself, and sat on that wheelchair for so long that he actually defecated on it. The lecture was so incredibly long that the crap just glued to the wheelchair! And thus, to this day, he remains confined to it.

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But you love him burning.

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awful.

:O

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how hard is it to get a wheelchair up to 88 miles per hour?

If my calculations are correct, when this wheelchair hits 186,000 miles per second, your gonna see some serious sh*t!

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Doc > Hawk

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Im [+]ing you for ur crafty comment.

Haha, great!

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faulty flux capacitor

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33 stars per hour

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shot in the back by nutnics, over a matter of 80 dollars

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What kind of future do you call that?

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F*cking epic.

brilliant

Rolling lol into a huge guffaw

that's not hawkins voice

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Its actually option 3 on his voicebox. He doesnt use it much, but I think he got sick of option 1.

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Hehe..I saw the image origins and I knew exactly how this was going to turn out--and I still loved the result.

when Hawking burst into flames at the end of this site I...

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jizzed in my pants.

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I'm not sure what i'm supposed to type here...

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and the confusion caused me to...

idea was perfect

why would he be outside alone?

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Biff called him chicken.

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wow this is surprisingly not crappy at all

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5'd for sideways time travel.

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magical

Seems like I rarely fav sites anymore.

garbage

He went 89 miles per hour...he saw more than some serious sh*t.

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5 for burning hawking, bravo

5'd for Doc's face at the end, he looks truly condescending

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6'd for doc at the end

This Alt likes your alt's work

So overrated it gave me an ulcer.

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OH MY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh ya this is going in my top ten favorites.

The Hawking The Hawking The Hawking's on fire.

we don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn.

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epic all around

Everybody in my party laughed.

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WHOA

Nice.

lol

human torch of win!

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I love what you've done with the place.

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yea, yoga is pretty great

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COMBOBREAKER

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the LOL made it for me!

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lol yeah

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His one mistake was using hydrogen instead of helium

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Really, wasn't that funny

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wow, a funny ytmnd - fav'd

Words fail me

Mullet Man was right.

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Not THAT funny.

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Brilliant!

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win

Awesome just awesome

1.21 GIGAWATS!!!

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What the heck is a Gigawat??

10^9 watts

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10^9 wat

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What? Aboltoflightning!

LOL indeed

that old man is from the wire. FTW

Safety Not Guaranteed! why isn't this in the HOF yet?

jews

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fived the sh*te out of it

ahhhhh you said a cuss word with an e at he end ahhhhhhhhhh.

great, great, great one off for continuity with his wheelchair though

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God I'm still laughing my *ss off here. My tears of joy help fav this.

This one is perfect!

I would have liked it better without the "lol" and music at the end

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I agree. Could do without the LOL.

omg, top rated ytmnd of all time! Well it's better than we didn't start this website

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baby hit 88 mph

This is madness! Also, clocks.

http://www.crayolastore.com/product_detail.asp?T1=CRA+58%2D7801&

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I'M JOHN KERRY, AND I'M REPORTING FOR DUTY.

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Rip off of South Park.

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Should have brought his own weapons.

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^^^ Best possible comment for this site.

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NICE

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TITS

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lol, I logged into ytmnd.com/users/Account to help out with this

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Wow, it actually worked.

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Well done everyone.

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ROFL

1st ytmnd of the year to make me completely rofl

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Spock, The Rock, [The Doc] and [Steve Hawking] all came out of nowhere lightning fast...

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You win

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No Hawking's radiation could save his @ss :-)

Wouldn't he be frozen over? Not that I'm complaining with the results.

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view well, my friends, for you are witnessing one of the best ytmnds ever made.

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4.1 Gigawatts

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LOL with doc's mug, priceless.

I'm Doc Brown and I approve this ytmnd.

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I can't stop laughing

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wait, why's this nsfw?

I haven't laughed that hard in a while =)

FLAME ON!!!!!

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That's so dreadful, it deserves a fav.

5 for ending

http://www.infowars.com/# EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW!!! THIS IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE!!! THE NWO IS COMING! THIS IS IT! THE TIME HAS COME! TUNE IN NOW!!! http://www.infowars.com/#

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Red Dragon gets you a 5

What year did he travel to?

hahaha sh*t my pants

SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED

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hahhahahahahhaha, amazing. you win

I literally laughed, Haven't done that in a long time with a YTMND

This is what makes YTMND great

Christopher Lloyd's house went up in flames not too long ago near Santa Barbara.....

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Oh f*ck... at least use the same voice program as Hawking, why not use microsoft mike as well and make it an episode of Arby n the Chief... clever idea otherwise

*Starts to slow clap*

I guffaw'd heartily

5 for making top of the Week. -4 for stealing this: http://hawkingfailsoc.ytmnd.com/

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Great use of the Burning Wheelchair scene.

one of those perfect sites that makes everyone think "why didn't i think of that'. could have used a more authentic hawkins voice but i'm not gonna be picky on this one

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This is so horrible... I laughed so hard...

If you're going to time travel, do it in a delorean.

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hawking should have been frozen, not on fire

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oh man, that is good.

Dude, that was epic!

Hall of fame material.

Sounds like the Arbiter from "Arby and the Chief" lol

Officially the highest rated site of all time.

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Holy f*ck I lol'd

WTF!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHA the level of awesomness is too much for this!!

Oh wow!

I liked the part where Stephen Hawking traveled though time but caught on fire.

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humorous, but undeserving of #1

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WAY better than WE DIDNT START THIS WEBSITE CRAP!

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LAWL

hahaha, great site! while this is very funny, I don't think it should be the best voted site, sorry.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. One of the best I've ever seen

lol best site of all time made by an alt

You have taken my idea (http://hawkingfailsoc.ytmnd.com/) and improved upon it as far as you possibly could. I actually logged in just to comment on this. GREAT JOB! 5'd and Fav'd!

you'd think for such a smart dude he's think about that

We mustn't let Mr. Hawking die, the malevolent forces of the universe will gain an advantage over humanity without the protection of our master physicist.

NEDM justifies burning scientists

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I don't know what was in the water when this site was made, because it really isn't that funny.

Great Rip-Off: http://hawkingfailsoc.ytmnd.com/

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What movies the burning wheelchair from

Oops

This deserves top rated.

aww

How did I miss this? 5 for sideways time travel.

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