-1 because I was expecting KSL.

+3

Hank, hank, hank ... it's not called "KSL" anymore. It's "The Number One KSL 5 Eyewitness News HD at 6:00!"

Thank you for making the internet a little worse

+3

No prob. Now all someone has to do is "Polend" this site, and the internet will crash forever.

+3

this website is the solitary cause of not funny

+2

A New York man is in jail tonight after creating a website so dumb that YOU FORGOT POLAND that may actually work

~you have reached the end of the internet. there are no more links.~

They arrested max?

+4

Yeah. We need to PayPal him $730,000 so he can post bail.

+14

but I bailed him out last week for drunk and disorderly. :(

+4

Bad coding and Grey Goose?

eye witless news.

+2

I told you Bill Stickers was innocent!

+7

But he was prosecuted anyway.

+4

lol fake audio loop

+9

Fake video loop, too! Guahahaha!

+4

oh snap missed that one

+3

lol iliturasy

I wonder if anyone will pay the bail.

+3

I've got $0.60. After PayPal fees, I think that should cover 11 cents, or so. Can you cover the other $729,999.89?

+4

I wonder if you can sell YTMNDs...

+3

Let's start an auction. I'll bid $3.00 for NEDM BEATZ.

+2

I'll sell all of mine for $43.57.

+5

That's a bargain. "Love in these Cuffs" is worth $29.95 alone!

+3

every time we sponsor a site we are paying max's bail

+3

Max: "I swear, Mr. Bailbondsman! I'm good for the dough! I gotta web site. I swear!"

High definition gif.

+3

I don't care if Congress is postponing the HD transition date. It's 16:9 from now on, baby!

+1

Wait... But how dumb was it?????

+4

It's a site so dumb, it's solely responsible for 7 students dropping out of college, every hour!

+4

I was one of those students

+5

Audience: HOW DUMB WAS IT????????????

+4

Wouldn't it be nice if every YTMND user gave the site $5.00? Think about how that would add up.

+2

I know! PayPal would make off like bandits!

Dent: Think of all you can do with 18 months of clean streets!

+1

Damn, this website is dumb!

+2

And the TV agrees.

-1

5

+2

6

FYI: I'm glad your user name isn't "Locke1"

Lock 1, Lock 2, Lock 3, Lock load

Max is from New York?

+3

Well, his ISP is in New York. But then again, the times on this site are Central Time. Meh. The bigger question: What was Max doing in L.A.?

+3

That was gonna be my next question, lol

I wish I had the money to sponsor this

+3

That's okay. Just give Max some bail money when you get a chance.

awesome

+1

Thanks. Gotta love Gari Productions demos!

-1

lol this is great. i just wish it went on longer!

+1

Oh, but it goes on forever.

+1

This YTMND is singlehandedly responsible for causing a run on Paypal.

+1

I'm just trying to drive up the stock price of PayPal's parent company: http://finance.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NASDAQ:EBAY

Awesome as always

A website so dumb I'm currently selling all my stocks in a panic.

These sites are not funny

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Then make 10 better ones, and push this one out of U&C.

+11

Hilariousnecessities™

f*ck it, we'll do it live!

recess is my favorite __________ abcess is my least favorite ________

Wait, so does this mean YTMND *doesn't* cause global warming?

Didn't this website also cause AIDS, SARS and many other deadly diseases known to man?

Yeah. It did 9/11, too. Oh, wait a minute...

+1

No it was the Jews. Wait a minute...

Man I laughed my *ss off at this one, great job

Pretty cool

So, we're all witnesses and have to testify?

GO AHEAD AND REPLY TO EVERY MOTHERF*CKING COMMENT.

+2

Thanks. I will.

+9

ahahhahahaearh

cheetos :(

too short

hi thar

hy

lol, and good broadcaster voice.

Wow ive watched this 3 times, and I never made it past "market crisis" AND THERES MORE!

Amazing that 300 people could ruin the economy.

And all this time I thought it was Bush's fault.

Alternate endings FTW.

5'd for ABC 7

Americans get their news from YTMND more than from any other source.

+1

And now time for the fake news.. Great stuff

Rather good.

All aboard the failtrain.

-3

Drop the soap, hold your ankles and take it like a man.

+1

HAHAHAHAH

Please, more blue on my screen.

+1

Shouldn't you be beating a cute lesbian couple with an aluminum baseball bat for fear that your theoretical children might see them before the age of thirteen?

+1

Oh yeah. The Prop 8 site. lol.

Yeah, you hateful when you're reminded to be, mothafugga. lawlroflcopterzomfgwtfbbq. I hope your theoretical children theoretically molest you on their theoretical 8th birthday... in Polend.

Too much work and not enough funny. Ends rather abruptly as well.

+1

So Obama really WAS serious about banning torture!

+1

You pretty much already had a 5 after the first loop of the video, but when I realized that the audio was changing every time, you won not just my 5... but my love. Happy Valentine's Day.

Public ThatsTruetmnd.

Wait, Max is from New York? Oh no, a Jew! *OOF

LOL

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