I hope this doesn't get HTPAT'd

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get what?

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that would be bad. very very bad.

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this is good

Isn't it?

oh. yeah. that would be awesome XD

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WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE; GOD HELP US ALL.

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NEBM

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the difference between HTPAT and this, is that THIS is funny. HTPAT WASN'T.

I'm not gonna vote yet

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shamPOW

HTPAT Threat level Yellow

oh shi-

Well, only a little over 1000 views today, so that's not so bad. 5 because its Billy Mays

Mays 2012

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HEY!

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are you on the ball?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

he loves DEZ NUTS

Are you followin me, camera guy?

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Mays will kick the SH*T out of Vince.

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wtf is with the downvotes?

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YOU SH*TTIN ME

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I don't need a cabinet full of cleaners.

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Billy Mays is going to kill Vince and sell his soul for 3 easy payments of $19.95

full of interest and entertainment

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It's on

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HTPAT brings to many bad memories.

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YES. I was waiting for this.

sex with men

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Oh, did someone forget that they were acting like a troll with their alt account?

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htpat

ungrammatical title

1 HTPAT SITE WAS MORE THEN WE NEEDED - DELETE THIS SH*T NOW

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Sorry - that was uncalled for.

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Views Today: 1,649. You really think this is like HTPAT? F*cking retard.

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There needs to be a Zoolander-esque film made about Pitchmen.

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F*ck this is long

HOLY F*CKING SH*T

billy mays REPRESENT! Billy sh*ts bigger than vince.

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THE WAR BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Vince is going to love Billy's nuts.

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Oh yeah, well i didn't see billy mays making any comedy movies. I look forward to this battle.

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Couldn't agree more.

OOOOOH SH*T ITS ON

sound is popping.. firefox problem?

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SH*T IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SH*T COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. F*CK.

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IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SH*T AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS F*CKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, N*GG*R. THOSE F*CKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR F*CKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK.

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BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SH*T, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? F*CK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO F*CK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT N*GG*RS.

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FYI- vince is an ex-scientologist, using all his shamwow money to fight them in court for ruining his life. vince got fair-gamed for making "underground comedy movie" back in the 90's google that sh*t. it's for reals.

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It's still a sh*tty movie.

holy sh*t, its gunna be shamwow versus the scout....GO BILLY MAYS

Cheetos Boredom Busters

Whoever Falcon Punches first will win.

A breakdance battle, except for selling towels. I get it.

MAYS/VINCE AT WRESTLEMANIA

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OH SH*T IT'S ON NOW

Billy Mays: Mighty Mendit! Mighty Putty! Big City Slider Station! Handy Switch! Steam Buddy! Simoniz Fix It! Zorbeez! THE AWESOME AUGER!!!!!! Simoniz Liquid Diamond! Hercules Hook! Orange Glo!!! Vincy Vince: *plop!*

My mom bought a ShamWow and I was like, "what?"

Funny radio bit.

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upvoted this with z3keVoLTa, great site.

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This is gay.

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no u

Billy is gonna punch Vince's stupid f*cking skull in but then use the Simoniz FixIt instant scratch remover. Good as new.

I think they're both just going to end up liking the way they look, I GUARANTEE IT

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY C*CK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE,

HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN — YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH.

I GUARANTEE IT.

haha oh man. http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Billy_Mays_calls_out_Vince_from_ShamWow

F*CK YOU

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infomercial throwdown. shamwow works on blood right?

Billy Mays here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E

matthew lesko wins

billy mayes didnt invent the shamwow or anything like it.. these have existed for awhile.. its really more like synthetic lamb skin.. or some animal.. swimers have uses them to dry off for.. many years. so yeah...

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Oh sh*t! It's on! It's on!

you dont f*ck with the Ding King

Vince Off'd him

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