Exactly!

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FIV HUNDRE DOLLAH!!!

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It's pronounced 'dorrah'

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE NOOBIE?!

You're both wrong. It's 'fie hundre dahrrah.'

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no it's TEN FITY DOLLA BILL FITY DOLLA BILL

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We have a winner!

MACFRY!

MUCFRY

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Welcome to City Wok Cani atake yor orda apweese?

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it's spelled 'happen'

STUPID! I SOOOOO STUPID!

+7

Red Snappa! Very tasty...

+1

smerr rike noodle make me hungee

Simple but oh-so-fuggin' true.

+3

yes, listen to MasterSitsu

Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner

+2

DaveTheRave predicts Obama's re-election.

+6

zing

So great

best one i've seen so far

+1

if by nothing you mean the futher collapse of the World Economy and the breakdown of our modern consumerist society...then yeah I guess that's about accurate

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That really is nothing when you compare it to something like human history, the planet or life in general among many many other things that are much grander and more powerful than one infrastructual collapse of one civilization of one species, the result of which will lead to the reflourishing of 99.99999% of life on the planet.

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I hope we all die and Earth is restored to her real beauty.

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I'd hit it

+10

When reading my comment, use Richard Dawkins' voice. It makes it sound even better.

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Oh no! He stupid! SO STUPID! He no realize he little blip of consiousness of way world work mean nothing, and no grant him clairvoyant knowledges! After little pill popping emo guy gone, no one care, about he opinion or face! SO STUPID!

I love UHF!

+3

the undisputed champion

In 2012 ... my grandma drank all my pot

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STUPAD

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FACTS=WINNAR?

SPATULA CITY

A red snapper. Very tasty.

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so nothing will happen in 2012? what about the London Olympics?

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They already did happen. IN THE FUTURE. BPTHTWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

+7

Why so retarded?

So this is where that audio comes from.

f*cking right

Brilliant.

Epic UHF use.

+7

I'm surprised anyone remembered this movie.

+1

Weird Al knows the future of things.

+2

8

+1

And sometimes you gotta go to the window and yell "HEY! These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

+3

someone should make some stanley spludowski sites

I know some people who believe this 2012 nonsense, I will show it to them.

The last person I met who believed in the 2012 apocalypse smoked pot all day while looking up conspiracy theories on youtube.

DAMN STRAIGHT

If it were me I would have taken the red snapper, but I do like red snapper.

funny web site

yes

i get your funny joke

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Things will happen in 2012. I predict the moon will rise and the sun will set at some point. Im sure there will be rain somewhere. Im very sure someone will die. I can almost bet that there will be at least 2 hurricanes.

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NO MORE YANKY MY WANKY. THE DONGER NEED REST.

enh. it's okay I guess

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Actually you know what I'm voting this down because I want the radio broadcast to win.

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Suck my c*ck, I'll just delete this site

The fact that you made her Christian made me happy.

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Video clip from a movie + Audio from the same movie = Overrated and unoriginal.

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location, location, location

This is what's called a classic site (technically it isn't because there's no text but I'm ignoring that just to prove this idiot wrong), YTMND was built around these in 04, so it's not at all overrated, and it takes the clip and puts it completely out of context, making it highly original. 5'd to counter this stupidity

+1

Also lol merlavin, member since 02-20-2009

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"YTMND was built around these in 04" And? John Kerry thought he was going to be President in 2004 as well.. does it matter? No.

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LOL and then Jon Carrie Forgot Polend and everyone VOATED%

+1

HELL TO THE YEAH +5 FOR SQUASHING PARANOIA

i love you! it had to be said

5

What does 2012 have to do with Christianity? It's all new age mumbo jumbo that's driving it.

My bad. That was 2000.

Actually people say the mayan calendar ends on the year 2012, so it isn't really new age mumbo jumbo, it is old age mumbo jumbo

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Well, you're right in a sense. New age really isn't so new at all. It's an amalgamation of mystery religions, numerology, spiritualism, theosophy, and a host of a lot of other things. Christianity, on the other hand, can be definitively based in historic events (despite what a lot of ill-informed opponents say). Over 95% of critical historians even grant the evidence that apologist Dr. Gary Habermas uses to make his case for the resurrection.

100% of Geto Boys grant that Dr. Willie D. is back up in your *ss with the resurrection.

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I can't argue with Willie D.

Yeah we know nothing will happen, but common what's the fun in that?

None, but I'd rather see people who believe in the end of the world prophecies commit suicide rather than dance for me like the monkies they are. It only takes one f*cking nut to press the launch button, who's to say someone won't live 60 years of a lie and do it? Weed out the weridos and kill them, then no more stupid end of the world fads to make ytmnds about.

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Treasury bubble bursting and the total collapse in value of the U.S. dollar.

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On the eve of the year 2012, I will take off my pants, and then my underwear. Once that is done, I will climb onto my roof, and do a little dance. That dance will continue for approximately five seconds, or until I see my shadow. If I see my shadow, winter will last for the next one thousand years. If I do not, then I will urinate onto my neighbor's yard from the roof with the intention of hitting any lawn ornaments they may have.

+11

your word is law

+3

The eve of the year 2012 is too soon. Wait for 12/21/2012, or the eve thereof. Unless you're simply describing your own personal New Years tradition.

So true!

We have a winner

SUPPLIES!!!

This site deserves to win. Just too funny. Good work, sghawkeyes!

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Thanks man. And keep moving away from the mic when you breath.

Thank You! Sick of this sh*t.

THANK YOU OMFG!!! ARE YOU PEOPLE RETARDED, I MEAN SRSLY!!

I'm off to post this all over the IMDb 2012 message board.

DO IT LIVE!

RED SNAPER!!

although i am sick of seeing all these comments on youtube about 2012.. i also think its stupid to act so sure that nothing will happen.. i dont think 2012 is goign to be some super magical thing.. its the measurment in time, like 9/11 was.. for the NWO..

Lame.

your judgments of ytmnds are the equivalent to trailer trash watching sideways and trying to be a connoisseur.

SUPPLIES! 5 for UHF

yawn

so yeah f*ckit im three days late who wins?

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How do you know nothing will happen? Things happen all the time. There will be gazillion of things happening in 2012, so summing it all in the word "nothing" is not quite correct.

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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine (dow dow dow dow dow dow dow!)

i loled

Thank you for spreading the truth.

ARE YOU READY WEEVAHHH!?

Why does she have a cross? Christians don't think anything is going to happen in 2012. The 2012 thing is based off of aztec and nostradamus prophecies. It's new-agey conspriacist f*cks who think the world will end.

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I got 2012 mixed up with 2000...

i rated your "site" as 5/5 because you actually managed to get the sound in sync with the video... something which the vast majority of people fail to do, and subsequently score 1/5. congratulations on not being retarded

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