fart.

+1

This is the only good Moon Man site there is. And an excellent one, at that!

+1

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non sequitur humour always gets the girl

+1

I'm Detective John Kimble and I approve of this message.

+2

i kkked.

+2

approved

burp.

Finally living up to your name.

+6

nice

This site isn't believable. Like Eddie Murphy EVER scrutinizes the scripts he reads????

+64

This comment is better than the site.

+24

also, Norbit

+20

Furthermore, The Adventures of Pluto Nash

+17

does he ever read the script?

+9

He doesn't even leave home to go to the studio anymore.

+10

He can't read at all. He just looks at the storyboards and improvises his dialogue.

+14

I'm just going to take this comment string where it was ultimately going right now and say that black people can't read.

+10

Umm....no... our beef is with one unfunny black "comedian", not all black people.

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WRRROOOONNNGGGG - as picard would say

what's ironic is eddie murphy DID pass on alot of stuff in the 80's, one of those projects, Ghost Busters, guess who he was going to play.

+1

Eldred meant to say Lex Luthor.

+4

You know he read the script for Holy Man..."There was a storm. And thousands and thousands of starfish were washed up on the shore. And there was this beautiful little girl was running down the beach and she was picking up the starfish, she was frantically throwing them back into the ocean. When I saw her doing this I said to her, 'Why are you doing that? You can only save a few before they die, what difference does it make?' And she looked at me and she said, 'To THAT one, it makes a difference.'"

i meant willy wonka sorry

+1

dlkjgdljgkj;alkj

Brilliant

5 for Bowfinger

+7

Chubby Rain. Some stay dry and others feel the pain...

+4

Wrong.

+4

5 for Commando

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ICE CREAM!!! ICE CREAM!!! THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!

+6 for "KKK appears in this script fo' hundred tahms" -1 for somewhat lackluster moonman dialogue.

+18

I wanted moon man to go off on a tirade for awhile

+7

"+6 for "KKK appears in this script fo' hundred tahms" -1 for somewhat lackluster moonman dialogue. " -- my thoughts exactly.

+1

5'd for the nameless N!GGER who is angry at Moon man. but... Arnold shoots the wrong guy.

+5

I must agree

+2

Wrong. *shootes excrement*

+1

arnold gets confused sometimes

+1

This site sucks! I approve. =/

Murphy: KKK appears in this script four hundred eighty six times. Moonman: I thought it was five hundred. KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKKay!

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This should have been the site.

+6

agreed

funny, but obscenely overrated

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Wrong.

+3

**BLAM**

+3

INSTANT FAV + Combo Breaker Site

edward murphy from Rush Hour 1, 2 and 3

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love that f*ckin movie

+1

REMEMBER, MOON MAN, WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST?

+6

That's right, Matrix. You did.

+3

I lied.

+2

In before Farkle and Fowdersoap come on here talking about the make believe sessions they have with each other about all the bad *ss things they imagine Moon Man to do.

+4

In before Drew Pickles.

+4

I think even black people like to pretend he doesn't exist.

+2

KILL THAT POCK-MARKED SATELLITE!

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+13

~~Kaaaay!

+1

moon man sucks asssssss

-3

Well played Max, well played.

+10

wow

muffins.

+1

holysh*t brillaint but moonman died, so i wont sponsor this

+1

5'd for death of moon man

+2

Beautiful. I shed a tear.

Your name tells lies

At first I 1'd because of the lame Moonman fad, but then I see Arnold shooting him. I felt better.

Kay appears in this script 1458 times.

+6

-2 for killing Moon Man

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+5 for making Moon Man funny again, and for Bowfinger (the racist jokes only work the first 34 times, then they start just becoming racist).

+5

Oh my god well done

+2

Thank you sir.

-1

part of me wants the moonman fad to keep going so there will be more sites where he dies.

+4

Moon Man never dies, he just fades away... then comes back and says KKK a thousand times every day

-4

this is great. the only good moonman sites are the ones where he gets killed. he got kill in the head by california govoner syvetr stallone

you made bowfinger and moonman funny? You're a god among insects, never let anybody tell you different

yes moon man is dead!

+7

<3

excellent

LOLOLLL

THISCRAPMAKESALTSITES

+2

absolutely god damn hilarious..although i don't see why arnold is killing moonman..i don't know which side to pick cause they're both great.

farkle is crying somewhere.

+5

Thanks for making moonman funny again!!

+3

Epic lulz

right

you should have made what moonman said funnier.

+1

yeah like "I guess I could go for an even 500" and then he'd say kkK 14 times.

That's why Arnold 1 starred him.

epic

dont know how you managed to make this not mind blowingly awesome but you did

-3

lol

laughed good

+1

Best f*cking Moon Man site ever.

+3

i pray moonman stays dead <3

+2

This is the only good Moon Man site I have seen.

+2

kkk

-1

lol good job finding a clip of eddie murphy saying "KKK appears in this script 487 times!"

LOL

KKK