lol I'm gonna watch this movie again right now

God made man,Man made lady, Mand and lady made Max, Max made YTMND, YTMND Made downvoters, downvoters made a mess in their pants. therefore, God makes downvoters make a mess in their pants.

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One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning/ Down the track came a hobo hiking, and he said boys I'm not turning/ I'm headin for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains/ So come with me we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains/

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In the Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright/ Where the handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every night/ Where the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every day/ On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees/ Where the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings/ In the Big Rock Candy Mountains/

-1

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains all the cops have wooden legs/ And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft boiled eggs/ The farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay/ Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow/ Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow/ In the Big Rock Candy Mountains/

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In the Big Rock Candy Mountains you never change your socks/ And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks/ The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind/ There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too/ You can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe/ In the Big Rock Candy Mountains/

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In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin/ And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in/ There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks/ I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day/ Where they hung the jerk that invented work/ In the Big Rock Candy Mountains/

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I'll see you all this coming fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains

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I'll see you all this coming fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains

-2

"oooh, cake. gotta finish!"

-1

5'd for Hootie.

-1

you had me until the ear rape.

+2

You call this ear rape? YTMNDers are wusses nowadays

+3

I qualify anything that causes me to lower my volume as ear rape. though i guess it could just be LOUDTMND.

-3

this really was not loud at all. Go watch some square wave sites

+4

seriously, this was not loud.

+3

What's this? DarthWang 5'd a good site?

+1

hootie had something to do with it me thinks.

for your information I love square wave.

what ear rape? I wouldn't even call this flirting

I thought it was too quiet so I turned it up a bunch

so good

oh I have a suggestion: you should replace man with max.

+1

Wow this is the best site ever.

+2

Quite possibly.

+2

SO FAV

HAHAHHAA

even with the fact that this wasn't a great ytmnd, it was still about 10,000 times better than that terrible terrible terrible and really f*cking overrated movie.

+5

I agree the movie was terrible, but who the f*ck overrated it?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/clerks_2/ 63% ? i mean watchmen only has a 65%. i'd say that movie was a little more than 2% better than clerks 2. why is everyone so stupid!!!!! IM GOING TO MAKE A YTMND ABOUT IT

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http://imissmydonkey.ytmnd.com/

+4

Kevin Smith is very active on his message board and thus has an army of internet fan boys who I'm sure all do what they can to hax that sh*t

@ keatonkeaton's second post..... BLUE DICK!!!!!! theres your reasoning.

Jesus Christ, I didn't realize the severity of it all. To RT's credit, however, "The Happening" sits around 13 percent.

Gaaaaaaably

+1

10

flowcharts: the number one reason I stay off gabbly.

i am a horrible person apparently

+2

barnes.ytmnd.com

I am upvoting the sh*t out of this

+3

well aren't you the Gift from God/Unholy Curse

cuz I'm a gabf*g (skibby dibby dibby dibby de bop bop)

Why am I not surprised that Randal is a downvoter?

+1

TCBCR.

guuuttennn taaaaggggg

+1

FSF with word pasting

-1

don't forget cheap mspaint one star tossing and tcbcr lip syncing

+1

I upvoted this terrible f*cking site!!!!

Paying back God(and Mcroix) the only way I can.

And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh*t out of Hong Kong!

I am here to cancel out those scumbags. F*ckin upvoters... abusing the voting system as much as i am.

+1

5 for saying Guuten Tag was a terrible f*cking site

-1

Heres a Tendercrisp 5.

is my rating irony?

I'm sure we have enough downvoters to compensate for all the sychophants. OCD downvoters like Assc*ckRedux, Gr33nScr33n, sexWithMen, etc.

-1

5 for TCBCR

lol the guy who plays randall got fat

+1

OK....here's a 4. Am I doing it right?

+1

I remember seeing one or two of the POLEND crew mention they worked at Subway

The great thing about YTMND isn't about upvoters, it's showing everyone online that I did.

Bippity Boppity BACON!!!! makes anything better.

upvotarded

For whatever it's worth, I only upvote the terrible f*cking sites that have no chance.

+1

Do you ever give an honest vote for anything?

-1

Yes. And now I wait with bated breath to see what asinine, twisted logic will you use to try to counter that retort.

+2

Just curious. What, for example, do you think this site that you voted 4 on really deserves?

-1

A 4.

+1

Good to see that you are not shedding egalitarian crocodile tears here.

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I don't get it at all. 5'd.

Why did you vote 5 if you do not understand it? '5' is supposed to be for sites that are amazing beyond belief, at least according to Max. To enforce this, I think he should make everyone who wants to vote 5 write a 100 word essay on why they want to do so.

That would kill DarthWang.

+2

Here's a 3-word essay on why I -'d your reply: eat a dick.

+2

I don't give a f*ck how you vote on my reply. I'm gonna say what I will regardless. I hope that you get all of your stupid friends to do the same. See if I care. Anyone who lets such a stupid f*cking vote influence them is a pussy, speaking of which.... you mother's tastes good.

I thought I told you to go eat a dick.

+1

I don't know why you guys are arguing, but i'm upvoting it.

+1

I don't know why either, and I started it.

+1

too busy with your mom

Your mom's so fat, after sex she rolls over and smokes a HAM.

+1

mistertug for supermod.

YES! We need another BTape!

+1

5 for TCBCR

Moar people need to start making Clerks YTMNDs, that would provide hours of enjoyment for me.

+1

gr33nscr33nmovies.ytmnd.com

hey pderic, if you see this, that is the guy who sounds like you.

-1

good times

thrown star too funny