i just fell for the trap :(

+2

hehe

-3

Faces of Darkness? Where's Rosie O'Donn- No, wait, that's too easy.

What a headache

You sly devil. http://ashtransforms.ytmnd.com/ Don't downvote syncan though because this is better than mine.

-1

I just lost the game. >(

this was made in germany, and the germans make good stuff...

+3

FACT: Hookers bite tongues.

I'm german does that mean I should go into manufacturing?

Yes, can you make a cell phone that works under water?

oh yeah, concentration camps

lol!

tool shed!

+1

fad?

+2

He's back

+6

Bruce Campbell deserves to be on the front page for once

+2

sweetness

you just fell for the trap....

+1

HI SYNCAN

+3

10th

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--blink-- Congratulations, you won! Click HERE to see your exciting prize! --blink-- (conditions may apply, not valid in 50 states and all countries)

+8

10.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666

The Legend returns... having remembered Poland.

+3

5 Star F*ckery

+3

he stole Gort's lines.

+2

HER-GREAR-GE-GE-RAWR

+1

needs al bundy

+9

sham-ytmnd!

I smell a fad...

do those still exist?

Future Hall of fame site.

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sweet jesus, it's good to have you back

Yup. This has fad written all over it. 5 Stars.

This is a ytmnd that should have existed two years ago. As such, I can't vote on its quality, as my vote would be current and thus not up to the task of rating such a relic.

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Thanks for commenting. I had really rather not get into all this but since you called me out ... here it goes: In the summer of 2007, I stumbled upon some relics in my 100 sq. ft back yard. It was quite the unexpected thing, and really, the unusual highlight of my day. Let me tell you, burying young children and old men gets to be mo-noto-nous.

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Anyway, when I was at the Library of Congress I stumbled upon bookshelf with a dial lock on it. I thought, wow, this must be really important because they kept it in a "1/8" panel board bookshelf, and throw a meager briefcase lock on it made by Ziplok. Combination was 1-2-3-4-5. That's amazing.

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Sorry, I digress. Ten I found what was inside the secret compartment - the plans for a time machine using the exact relics I had found in my background. Isn't it strange how the universe is made? Using these components, I was able to travel here - to 2009 . It was then I realized what the purpose was all for.

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I originally arrived here on Monday April 20th. The day the news shot forth that Max Goldberg, proprietor of You're The Man Now Dog dot com, hanged himself. He was naked, and scribed upon his bare chest read the following: "It's no longer worth it without him".

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It was then I realized what I had to do. Harnessing the power of the mighty backyard relics, I traveled back exactly to the day before. Today. In hopes of posting this before it was too late. Before it was, too .. too late.

+12

Godspeed.

+12

syncan forgot poland

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let us pray that it is enough. May God have mercy on your soul.

+4

But....but how can anyone guarantee your safety?

+5

He brought his own weapons, of course.

+3

THis YTMND could have gone on all day, its potential has only just been realized...

most relics I stumble upon in my backyard I take to the Antiques Roadshow

http://ashtransforms.ytmnd.com/ lol im pwning syncan!

The prophecy has been fulfilled, and 2 titans have returned this year

holy hell

I can't wait to see what assc*ckredux has to say about this

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SHUT UP!

+4

witty retort

EHUAGUH!

Awesome!

I have a large penis.

-3

PWNED!!!!!1

+1

...in your mouth! Damn you, shackleford...

Awesome man, i see this one growing into a 60 minutes-esque epic

i can see you not making any worthwhile contributions to ytmnd.

+2

I can see you getting over it.

gotta admit, better no ytmnds than facebooktmnds

These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.

+2

The Ahnold picture kills me.

+3

Also, good job on the domain grab.

hi my names lickitwellhiem and i love dicks and tits

top notch

syncan returns

Groovy

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB!

+4

Neato.

I wish I could still vote :(

+3

whoa

YES! SYNCAN IS FINALLY BACK!

Welcome back, comrade

hmm

+3

Whats for dinner?

+3

lololol... love it. should be a ptkfgs.

LOLOLOL!!!

+2

hey syncan, glad you could come back to make a fad comp

+12

yaaaaay

HOOBERDUHGROWBUHRUHGROWBIBBLEDUH!@#$%

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f*ck" on their airplanes because it's obscene.

Excellent

HOLY SH*T SYNCAN!!!

Well done Sir/Madam

+2

That movie was already crazy and funny enough and you just made it funnier didn't think that was even possible you're syncan the spell check underlined your name like it was spelled wrong but I think for this site max should un underline your name and make it right.

+1

5 for bruce campbell

I dislike this site

I dislike DarthWang disliking this site. Also, he forgot Poland. FOR SHAME!

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Needs MOAR.

+2

I love children.

wow, you came back to YTMND after almost 2 years to post a fad comp.

......i don't get it ether

-1

He's back to save YTMND from the cesspool of suck that its been lately...

+1

what are you talking about? ytmnd is at the top of its life as its ever beem max works out every day

I love you, Syncan.

r-e-s(yncan)-p-e-c-t

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syncan, don't ever leave me like that again baby

5'd for arnold

+1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Cr92QNbCk&feature=channel_page Did you take the Campbell/Vince idea from this?

http://ashtransforms.ytmnd.com/ lol im pwning syncan!

also yeah I am sure he was one of the 50 people to stumble upon that..... : /

what the f uck does that youtube video have to do with this site? are you saying because theres army of darkness audio mashed up with other gay *ss pop culture refs that the video must have inspired this? thats kind of a stretch...

winfactory

Holy sh*t is this really your first site in almost 2 years?

I like it.

epic domain grab

Could really use a Sly Stallone.

way to appeal to the LCD instead of making something actually funny

Hi psychofishhead - thanks so much for commenting! It's only LCD here because most people just happen to like it. I'm sorry it doesn't suit your personal taste and the quality you've come to expect from You're The Man Now, Dog dot com. If you want to see something REALLY LCD, then check out my newest site: http://susanboyle.ytmnd.com. Thanks again and have a great day!

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^ comment too long and not funny [-] the comment did not suit my taste for being smart and cool. if you like cool and fun comments look at the site profile of my site http://koenanthebarbarian.ytmnd.com. all the comments are great! hey guys, great job commenting! ha ha ha!

YAWN

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I could have had the first comment on this site. I viewed this site's profile before anyone voted or commented on it. But I chose to remain logged off.

Great as usual.

linguini, teens teeni, government meanies, bikini

Wow this became your top rated site. That is awesome. I feel special.

Awesome

oh lord in heavens this is amazing