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| Site Title: | Why you should see Crank 2. | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | whollyinappropriate.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | munkeypants | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2009-04-24 03:51:11 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Crank 2: High Voltage | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Billy Squier - Stroke Me | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Horse dick. | ||||||||||
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| Looks like that movie was written by a horny 11 year old boy. |
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| You've got it backwards, the movie's written FOR a horny 11 year old boy. |
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| You had better not be lying. OR ELSE |
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| i'll lose ten dollars :(
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| why are they humping fully clothed on a race track? |
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| He has an artificial heart and he has to keep his body electrically charged or he'll die.
They start humping in the stands to make static electricity and fall onto the track. It's completely absurd but the movie doesn't take itself seriously. |
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| good, because there are easier ways to generate static electricity than getting run over by a horse |
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| Can't he like, plug it into a battery? Although I have to admit having sex on a racetrack would be more fun. | ||||||
| I think a better question is why would the horse have a woody? | ||||||
| Why would they slow mo and show the whole horse d!ck perverted producers their humpin like that because that's just a normal kinda thing that happens in the crank movies. | ||||||
| Turkish horse dick. |
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| But is it family-friendly? |
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| wait, so that actually happens in that movie? | ||||||
| wait, so that actually happens in that movie? | ||||||
| Yes. |
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| rat race deleted scenes |
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| I don't understand why they included that in the movie. It really boggles the mind. Maybe Crank 3, his heart will only be able to charge if he watches his girl do bestiality. |
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| God I hope so. |
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| Haha I have to watch that movie... | ||||||
| This movie is so f*cking awesome and badass. I have seen it twice, and I suggest you do the same. | ||||||
| Tomorrow. $5 all day theater. Bring your own beverages. |
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| Reminds me of this horse show I saw in Mexico... |
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| 2nd lame *ss horsedick site ive ever 5ed | ||||||
| This is horrifying. |
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| You think that the shocking thing is the bare man-ass humping on the ground. |
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| But that's not all. |
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| There's more. |
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| There's more? |
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| There can't be more than that. |
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| There's HORSEDICK. |
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| Ohhhhhh... | ||||||
| His name is "Billy Squier" |
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| his name was Robert Paulson | ||||||
| his name was Robert Paulson | ||||||
| fixed | ||||||
| But I race from there |
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