1

amazing sound edits. amazing.

+10

DEATH TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!

+5

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MJOHNKERRY

+1

Been done...but not like this.

+2

This is it. No one needs to create anymore YTMND's. Lets just stop here.

+7

After viewing this site, the doctors are saying that my cancer is in remission. Thank, YTMND!

+3

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-5

Normally I love to see flaming dreamboats headed my way, but not like this baby, NOT LIKE THIS!

I think I just had an eargasm. Thats what its called when your ears bleed right?

Epic

+13

Buildup

+3

Joke's

+1

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-6

outstanding

+4

I enjoyed. Will enjoy again later.

+7

Told you so.

+7

In another announcement. Futurama is returning!

+3

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/06/its-official-futurama-returns.html?cnn=yes

This is easily as good as any soundtrap you have made.

+4

You have no idea how much I've needed this. I was about to kill myself this morning. I felt like I wasted so much time on this stupid site and I was just too damned depressed about where my life was headed. but then I saw your new and updated Poland toolkit. I thought to myself "could it be?" and it was. Thank you Kassius, for saving my life.

+12

^ cyclopsgoatfetus wraps his fingers around the c*ck and pulls with his mouth. the other hand feels the balls. (image the sound is playing) I WAS THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON THE COMMENT SPRED, HEHE

also: first vote. im so cool :)

someones jealous.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

+5

not jealous, making fun :) DONT WORY I LIKE YOU ;)

JOHANNES BRAHMS!

+10

GUUUUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!

+6

I love that guy.

+1

I went to quote something from this, but then everything I ever wanted to hear happened so all I can do is 5.

+3

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M JOHN KERRY

+5

SUUUUUUUUUUCKKK BRIIIIICKKKKKK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

+6

DID YOU NOTICE A SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN IN THE FRONT OF HOOOUSE?

+2

I thought it had hit critical catchphrase density until ART THOU BORED, then nothing could escape the mix... not even light.

+9

that line alone made this.

-3

awesome

5'd before i listened.

-2

fapic

It's beautiful :'-)

+1

kassius klassix

+1

I hate polend, but this site was too well done to auto-1.

forgetter

dang

SUCK BRICK, KID

"storing dead n*gg*rs," holy lol

-2

fad comp, 1'd.......I mean 5'd

"Every single missile hit the target! Yeargh"- Howerd Deane

+3

WHO'S THIS KASSIUS GUY??

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COMENT MINUSINGZ

+5

OMG U DOANT KNEW KASSIUS WHO IS? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MAN, SATURN?

-4

DREAMCAST?

+6

YOU'RE ONLY CALLING ME A HOMO, CUZ ONE USER CALLED ME A HOMO. AND WE'VE BEEN PRIVATE MESSAGING EACH OTHER... AND WE BECAME FRIENDS, AND HE CALLED ME A HOMO. AND HE COPY AND PASTED MY VIDEO.

+4

GUTAN TAAGGG!

+8

gutttttttttttennn tagugggggggggggggg

+7

I can't believe you did this. F*cking 5555555555555.

+2

Yes!

-2

YES!!

hiiii kids, we're home early!

I knew it would be amazing before I watched, I just didn't know how amazing

What song is that in the background?

+7

Infected Mushroom - Smashing the Opponent

+3

My only regret is that I have but five stars to give for this ytmnd.

+12

MUHKFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

+6

Flawless victory

+1

1/5, this is absolute sh*t nah jj 5/5

+2

XXX

im not really sure why you added art thou bored and guten tag but hey its still awesome

+3

oh kassius

MOAR

thank you

Held mouse over the 5th star. Heard "JOHANNES BRAHMS". Clicked favorite in a frenzy.

+3

No Gustav Mahler :(

omg extended directors cut remix plz

+3

I hope you can see this, cause I'm faving this as hard as I can.

+4

ART THOU BORED?

+8

I wish I could stumble on things like this more often.

+3

kassius, you're a genius.

+2

Auto 5

Fvck this is good

This would be a lot better if you didn't just steal the foundation from Infected Mushroom

-6

Spam it on the infected mushroom forum then kekeke. They'll probably appreciate the single they released 1 day ago being put to good use.

+8

My "mushroom" is "infected."

+1

what is the name of the Infected Mushroom tune?

+1

It's noted above- but "Smashing the Opponent" - it's on their Myspace page.

+1

...featuring Jonathan Davis from Korn. That alone would've been a perfectly orgasmic collaboration, but this remix is from another, previously-undiscovered dimension of awesomeness.

Polend

+1

POLAND 2Lkit

+1

DENNIS BERGKAMP

+11

Where are all the usual poland downvoters? All my recent sites have rating of 2

+2

Obama has forgotten

+8

Guten Tag!

Ripped and gonna play this in my car every day.

Keaton sucks your dick

:D

Whoa, wasn't expecting this to be that good. That was amazing!

i think i enjoyed the .01 second of square wave the most. but that is so hard to say there is so much good in this mix. thank you for makin it.

mesmerizing

SUCK BRICK KID

Don't f*cking Jimmy me Jules, OK?

omfg this is so f*ckinginsane but hillarious

Internet

I was waiting for the BERGKAMP and when it arrived it surpassed my existence...

+5

diiid you notice I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm in front of my house

+1

that's what it sounds like B)

+2

need more great remixes

+1

In before downvoters.

+1

Is it just me, or does the first part of the chorus sounds like "Iiiiiiiiiiiiim trying to rape... John Kerry"?

thanks, Kassy.

I came at least 11 different times.

-1

You have met your quota for Poland Toolkits... so I'll leave you alone for a few months.

+1

How long has it been since a Polend made top viewed?

30 seconds

+5

If this isn't Insta-Hall of Fame, I won't know what to believe anymore.

+2

First time I believe a site deserves more than a 5.

The legend himself at it again. Your works are my ring tones for several of my friends, mostly your remix war with keaton works. And the roll...4. :)

I lost it at McFlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Zip zop zoobuhdee bop! ... also c*cks.

Rave party. With other men on the Internet. Nice.

Guten Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You could silence an army with that eerie beep in the middle.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII honor their sacrifices

infected mushroom SUCKED until polend toolkit remix came out

Not so much.

-1

This is an instant classic. Kassius, please keep making these. I just left this site on repeat; it's so entertaining and well-produced.

MUSIC

ANOTHER COMMENT!!!

Zip. Zop. Zoobada Bop!

I am going to burn something in honor of this site...probably my boss!

I been seeing this on the front page for a while now and was wondering why it was doing so good now I know why it's a ytmnd gold mine.

I'm gonna ringtone-ify this soon.

i wish all remixes on this site had production value like this.

mcfly

wow..... just... wow

Oh thank god (i.e. Kassius) that comment pages are loading for me again

Poland X will never die!

:D

This is just too good...it just keeps getting better...keep of making those ToolKits Kassius...

The clips from Home Alone 2 just stick out to me so much that it is making me write about it right now.

John Kerry. John Kerry.

+2

IF WE DONT STAY THE COURSE WE ARE DEAD WE ARE ALL DEAD

DAMN GREAT O_O

You. Sir. Have gotten way better since I have last visited ytmnd.

1000 points and a Pizza Trophy for Kassius.

you forgot poland... V_V

+5 for ART THOU BORED?

+1

Epic 5

+1

MUCFURRRRRAI

+1

POLAND!

+1

did youuu notice the siiiiiiiiiiiiiiign in the front of my hooouuuuse

+3

What is that "MAGANAAAAAA" from? It's used in both the original and this one.

Seriously, this may very well be the best YTMND on the site.

+1

agreed, it's my favorite

I'm totally not gay, but the BERGKAMP scream sounds like he's yelling "Daddy's Bear Cum."

Actually, there's something warm and comforting about that phrase tbqh

Keep doing these until nobody even remembers John Kerry! They're always great.